HEY, YOU CAME!! HAHA.. CONGRATS!!
TAKE A LOOK AT IT YOURSELF.. I'M SPEECHLESS.. TSK, TSK, TSK..
ENJOY....... CUTE SIA THIS OLD MAN!!
OH, TO GET THE MAXIMUM SATISFACTION, STARE AT IT FOR AT LEAST 20 SECONDS, ADMIRING EVERY DETAIL OF THIS ART PIECE..
ESPECIALLY THE CENTRE PART OF THE PICTURE!!
WOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE SAYING OH MY GOD??
GRRRRRR.......
CHECK OUT MY AFTER-BANGON-TIDO-HAIR PICTURES..
I ACCIDENTALLY SLEPT DURING AN MSN CONVERSATION AND WOKE UP WITH THE LAPTOP STILL ON..
APE LAGI, WEBCAM AH.. HAHAHA!!!!
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I CAN'T DO A MOHAWK WITH MY HAIR SO THIS IS THE BEST I COULD DO..
I WAS ACTUALLY SINGING THUS THIS.........................I JUST REALISED THIS..
I'VE BEEN BLOGGING FOR 4 YEARS.. WOW!!
SEC 2, SEC 3, SEC 4, POLY 1ST YEAR..
I'M GETTING OLD TOO.. :(
4 YEARS MAN, DIDN'T EXPECT I WOULD LAST THIS LONG WITH BLOGGER SERVICE..
WHEN I FIRST START OUT, BLOGGING WAS THOUGHT OF AS A GIRLY THING..
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN..
IT'S LIKE ONLY GIRLS DO THIS REPORTING THINGS ABOUT THEIR DAILY LIFE..
OH MY GOD, ANDY!! YOU HAVE A 'DIARY'??!! EEEWWWW, THAT'S SO SISSY!! LIKE GAY, MAN.. NOT COOL..
WELL, I NEVER CARED AND HERE I AM.. STILL STANDING STRONG..
CONGRATS TO ME, OF COURSE.. :)
HMMM, THIS WEEK I TOTALLY SUCK..
AND I MEAN TOTALLY SUCK..
MONDAY- ONLY CAME FOR THE UT
TUESDAY- CAME DURING 2ND BREAK, NEVER DO RJ
WEDNESDAY- NEVER COME AT ALL!!
THURSDAY- CAME DURING 2ND BREAK, BUT GO DO RJ.. HEHE.
FRIDAY WHICH IS TOMORROW, I STILL NOT SURE..
HOW SUCKY IS THAT SHIT??
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THE NEW YEAR WOULD MOTIVATES ME TO HAVE HIGHER SOCKS, I WORE SLIPPER INSTEAD.. (IN REFERENCE TO THE PHRASE.. *BETTER BUCK UP, PULL UP YOUR SOCKS THINGY*)
WHAT ELSE, NEXT WEEK ALL OUT AH..
MEANS NO MSN, FACEBOOK, CS, PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER, AND ERM DOTA?? (I JUST INSTALLED THE GAME, FYI.. NOT MUCH OF A FAN BUT MY FRIENDS ASK ME JOIN.. I JUST GO WITH THE FLOW..)
I DON'T THINK I CAN AVOID FROM MSN.. IT'S LIKE A MUST THING..
NEED TO SEND ERHEM, ERHEM AND STUFFS.. HAHA, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING??!!
NOLAH!! I MEANT SEND RESOURCES.. AH, THAT'S RIGHT.. HEHE..
OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M NEVER GOOD AT GAMES..
I'M BORN A LOSER IN GAMES, I'M SURE OF THAT..
NO MATTER HOW GOOD I AM, I WILL ALWAYS LOSE TRAGICALLY..
FOR EXAMPLE, PRO EVOLUTION..
I WAS LEADING TILL THE END..
I CONCEDED A GOAL AT 84TH MINUTE BECAUSE MY LAST MAN WAS OUT INJURED..
AND AT 91ST MINUTE, I SCORED!! AN OWN GOAL!!
I FREAKING LOST!!
HOW UNLUCKY AM I?
NOT TO MENTION, I NEVER STOOD A CHANCE WITH THE REST IN OTHER GAMES LIKE CS..
EVEN FACEBOOK GAMES, I CANNOT GET THE HIGH SCORE!!
FACEBOOK GAMES LEY!! IT'S LIKE THE MOST BASIC GAMES EVER..
NOW I'M REALLY DEPRESSED.. I'M GONNA HIT MY HEAD ON THE WALL AND HOPE THAT I WOULD DIE FROM A RANDOM NAIL THAT HIT MY EARS..
OKAY NVM, PERHAPS I WOULD DO IT LATER AFTER I FINISH THIS POST..
I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT SEMESTER.. I AM GOING TO BE A SENIOR!!
AND YES, 4 DAYS SCHOOL!! WOHOO!!
SCHOOL STARTS AT A LATER TIME SOME MORE.. WEEE!!!! LIFE IS GOOD!!
HOWEVER, THE THOUGHT OF ME STARTING MY COURSE DISGUSTS ME..
I GOT A RANDOM SHITTY COURSE..
DIGITAL ENTERTAINMENT ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING.. HUH??!!
I WANT SCHOOL OF HOSPITALITY AT RP, MAN!! 17 POINTS CAN WHAT??
WHY NEVER PUT ME THERE HUH, GOVERNMENT??
SLACKER!! NABEI!! CHEEBEI!! NI NAO YA!!
OH, BY THE WAY, WHY DOES EVERYONE LAUGH AT ME WHEN I SAY I DO CONSIDER BEING AN MRT DRIVER??
HAHAHAHAHA!! OKAY, I JUST LAUGHED AT MYSELF..
BUT SERIOUSLY, ISN'T IT AN OKAY JOB?
THEN THOUGHT OF HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DEPENDING ON ME TO GET TO THEIR DESTINATION JUST MAKE MY SELF-EGO SMILE..
WHO CARES ABOUT BEING ALONE??!! I GET TO TRAVEL AROUND SINGAPORE EVERY SINGLE DAY.. FUN WHAT..
THEN IF MY CHILDREN ASK ME WHERE DID I GO..
OH, EVERYWHERE SON..
BYEBYE!! CAO!!
THAT'S NOT MY HAIR!! THAT'S MY CAP!!
(ANYWAY, THIS WAS ME ON MY FIRST DAY TO SCHOOL AT REPUBLIC POLYTECHNIC.. IF ANYONE CAN EVER REMEMBER THAT.. YEAH, THAT'S ME 8 MONTHS AGO.. I WAS NERVOUS ACTUALLY.. SO WHEN I LEFT THE HOUSE, I TOOK A PHOTO TO SEE HOW I LOOK.. HAH, TALK ABOUT BEING VAIN.. SHUT UP, BITCH.. I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.. )
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MAN, I'M GETTING SICKER BY THE DAY..
THOUGHT THE HEADACHE TWO DAYS AGO WAS NOTHING..
IT EVENTUALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME..
NOW, I'M BED-RIDDEN..
WITH JUST A LAPTOP FOR COMPANY..
I FEEL SO PATHETIC..
I'M SUPPOSED TO ATTEND MY FRIEND'S WEDDING AND I EVEN PROMISED HER..
SHE MUST BE ANGRY AT ME, FOR SURE..
MY FRIENDS TOO COZ I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM..
THEY DON'T SEEM TO BELIEVE THAT I'M SICK..
I REGRET IT TOTALLY..
I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE PILLS SOONER..
I FEEL SO STUPID..
I HOPE I'LL BE BETTER BY SCHOOL TOMORROW..
AND I'LL REGAIN MY VOICE FOR TUESDAY'S JAM..
HMM, AT TIMES LIKE THIS...
HOW I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND.. HAHA, ASSHOLE ANDY!!
BEING SICK WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN, AM I RIGHT??
AT LEAST THERE WILL BE SOMEONE TO CARE FOR ME.. (OTHER THAN MY MUM, OF COURSE..)
IT WILL BE LIKE..
AWW, MY DARLING ANDY IS SICK.. POOR THING..
DON'T WORRY, I WILL BE JUST FINE..
BUT YOU DON'T SEEM SO.. YOUR VOICE IS SO DIFFERENT.. (OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION.. THIS IS A PHONE CONVERSATION.. :p )
IS IT? I'LL BE OKAY IF YOU SING ME A SONG..
*STARTS SINGING*
WOW!! I'M OKAY LIAO!!
LIAR!! YOUR VOICE IS STILL DIFFERENT!!
I LOVE YOU..
I LOVE YOU TOO..
HAHA, SO IMAGINATIVE AH ME..
DON'T BLAME ME, MAN.. I'M JEALOUS!!
WHY IS IT THAT OTHER PEOPLE FEEL SICK HAPPILY WHILE I FEEL SICK AS A LONER??
IT'S NOT COOL AND IT'S NOT FAIR.. GRRRRRR....
I NEED AN ANGEL!! COME OUT NOW!!
OKAY, ALL OF THAT ASIDE..
I WILL FIND A JOB DURING THE HOLIDAYS..
AS A WAITER..... COZ THAT'S THE ONLY THING I'M GOOD AT..
WHO WANTS TO FOLLOW SUIT PLEASE TELL ME..
I WILL ALSO GET MY HAIR TREATED, MOST PROBABLY IF GOT ENOUGH MONEY..
HMM, WHAT ELSE.. I THINK THAT'S ALL..
GOODBYE!!
WISH ME WELL, YEAH..
I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IT AND I WILL LOVE YOU MORE..
HAH, NO SHAME..
AND OH, IF YOU'RE READING THIS IN RESPONSE TO MY MSN, THE 1042 WORD POST IS BELOW..
I MEAN THE PREVIOUS ENTRY LERR..
THANK YOU..
KNOCK, KNOCK..
WHO'S THERE??
YA..
YA WHO??
WHAT YAHOO?? JUST OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR!!
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THIS PICTURE BROUGHT ME PROUD..ME AND MY FRIEND CHALLENGED WHO CAN EDIT AND TURN A DULL PICTURE INTO SOMETHING ARTISTIC USING JUST A HANDPHONE..
HUH, WHO WIN?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??
ME, OF COURSE..
NICE RIGHT??
HEHE.. THANK YOU.. *BLUEK*
LOOK, LOOK!! I EVEN CAUGHT A FLY WITH MY BARE FINGERS!!
COOL OR WHAT.. HAHA..
THIS IS THE BEFORE..
YA, I KNOW IT'S A DIFFERENT PICTURE..
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I SAVED THE ORIGINAL COPY..
SO JUST MAKE DO WITH THIS AS AN EXAMPLE..
SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE SAYING WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL..
HECK, MAN!! HECK!!
I WAS NEVER GOOD AT THIS PHOTO THING..
THIS IS CONSIDERED A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT, MAN..*LOOKS AT TAGBOARD*HMM, INTERESTING.....
I'M STILL WAITING FOR SPAMMER'S REPLY..
AWW, SPAMMER DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY WITH ME ANYMORE.. :(
SALLY: HAHA, OF COURSE!! THIS IS ANDY!!
RAJ: NICE TRY.. YOU GO SIT ONE SIDE AND EMO LAH SEE OLD PEOPLE EAT ALONE.. LMAO!!
PASSER2: ERM..............
LIFE MUST GO ON................... NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
THE OTHER DAY, SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED TO ME..
THIS GUY OVERHEARD MY NAME WRONGLY AND HE CALLED ME 'DADDY'..
INSTEAD OF ANDY..
DADDY KEPALA HOTAK HANG!! HAHA..
IMAGINE AN OLDER GUY CALLING YOU 'DADDY'..
IT MAKES MY HAIR STAND MOHAWK, MAN!! EEEEEEEEEEEE...
ANDY WILL DO JUST FINE, SON.. LOL, WHAT THE.....
YESTERDAY, EVERYBODY ASKED ME WHY WAS I SO FORMAL..
IT'S JUST A STUPID UNIFORM AND JEANS FOR GODS SAKES!!
EVEN MY FACI KAYPOH AND ASKED..
WOW, ANDY.. WHY SO SMART?? GOT DATE ISIT??
YA, A HOT ONE.. *WINKS*
WITH WHO??
MY 'GIRLFRIEND'..
WHERE'S YOUR TIE??
INSIDE MY BAG..
LAYANKAN JE LAH............... HAHAHA!!!!!!!
LIKE WHAT ONLY..
UNTIL TIE ALL COME OUT..
STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH LAH FACI, JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE ME..
HAHA, NAH SHE'S TOO OLD..
I DON'T WANT TO DIE FROM DRINKING EXPIRED MILK..
NOW THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S FUNNY IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT..
AFTER THAT DAY, I MADE A DECISION NEVER TO WEAR THAT SHIRT ANYMORE.. AT LEAST FOR NOW..
MAKES ME LOOK NERDY AND I HAVE TO ANSWER MANY QUESTIONS SOME MORE.
HMMMMM, TODAY I WAS SO STUPID..
I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY UT CLIENT 30 MINS BEFORE THE PAPER..
I TOLD FACI TO GET IT BACK FOR ME..
HE SAY NO TIME, JUST DO ON PAPER.. CHEEBYE, DO ON PAPER..
I WENT OUT OF THE CLASS AND RAN TO IT HELP DESK..
I GOT STOPPED BY A GROUP OF AUNTIES OUTSIDE THE AGORA HALL.. (TURNS OUT THEY ARE INVIGILATORS..)
THEY TOLD ME THAT IS AN EXAM HALL NOT IT HELP DESK..
WALAU, I WAS SO LOST!!
I RAN ONE ROUND AROUND THE SCHOOL LOOKING FOR THE STUPID IT HELPDESK..
THE PEOPLE AROUND THERE HAPPY AH..
SEE ONE NOOB RUNNING AROUND THE SCHOOL LIKE A MAD MAN CARRYING A HEAVY LAPTOP AND GRIPPING HIS PANTS.. (MY PANTS WAS SLIPPING.......... WEIRD..)
FOUND OUT IT WAS AT LIBRARY LEVEL THREE!! MY GOODNESS!!
I RUN UP THE STAIRS LIKE A DOG..
I MADE SO MUCH NOISE, I RECEIVED QUITE A NUMBER OF STARES..
WHAT?? WANT TO FIGHT AH?? LATER MY LAPTOP OKAY LIAO THEN WE FIGHT AH..
IRRITATING SIA!! PEOPLE UNLUCKY STILL WANT TO KAYPOH AND KACAO..
THURSDAY, I WOKE UP LATE..
I REACHED CLASS AT 10.30.A.M..
COME INSIDE CLASS LIKE SUPERSTAR..
I HEARD PEOPLE SHOUTING MY NAME..
I ALSO HEARD 'MAMPOS.. SO 'EARLY' AH..' IN THE BACKGROUND..
SHAKED HANDS WITH MY 'FANS'.. HAHA..
MY FRIENDS WAS LIKE HIGH-FIVE-ING ME FOR NO REASON..
SO I JUST GO WITH THE FLOW..TOOK MY SEAT, TURN ON LAPTOP, FACEBOOK...... ATTITUDE.........
I THINK THAT WAS HOW I SPENT THE REST OF MY DAY AT SCHOOL..
I WAS PLAYING GAMES AT FACEBOOK WITH MY FRIENDS..
I’M REALLY CONFUSED BY MY FACI..
HE’S TRULY WEIRD.. HE’S A MONKEY..
2 WEEKS BEFORE, I CAME EARLY, I DID WORKSHEET AND PPT, I GOT ‘D’..
LAST WEEK, I CAME IN 2ND MEETING , I DID NOTHING BUT PLAY GAMES, I GOT’ B’..
SO MIGHT AS WELL I CARRY ON DOING WHAT I’M DOING RIGHT?
THAT’S WHAT I TOLD MY FRIENDS..
I AM GOING TO COME ON 2ND MEETING EVERY COGNITIVE LESSON FROM NOW ON..
FRIDAY.... WHICH IS TODAY..
IT WAS SO COOL..
I THINK IT’S THE FIRST TIME I DID NOTHING AT ALL..
NOT EVEN PRESENTING..
ME AND THE OTHER MALAY BOYS TOLD FACI WE ARE GOING FOR PRAYERS..
WE LEPAK OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY INSTEAD..
JUST PRACTICALLY DOING NOTHING INTERESTING..
THAT’S WHAT THEY MEANT BY ‘LEPAK’ RIGHT..
OH, I FELL ASLEEP TOO.. FOR AWHILE ONLY..
WE RETURNED TO CLASS AT 2.40P.M..
AMIRRUL STILL NEED TO PRESENT.. HAHA!!
COZ HIS GROUP HAVEN’T PRESENT YET..
I WONDER WHAT WILL BE MY GRADES FOR TODAY..
HMMM, UT WAS EASY..
NOT TRYING TO ACT BUT YEAH, IT’S EASY..
JUST THAT I HAVE NO CALCULATOR WHICH IT MAKES IT HARDER TO DO..
AND SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED JUST WHEN THE UT STARTS..
FACI WALKED IN BETWEEN ME AND NABIL..
THE SPACE WAS SO NARROW YET HE STILL WANT TO WALK THERE..
HE ACCIDENTALLY HIT NABIL’S CHAIR AND TRIPPED..
THEN HE BLAMED NABIL FOR PUSHING HIM..
WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT??!!
HE WAS LIKE SAYING..
NABIL.. LAST WARNING.. YOU DON’T PUSH ME LIKE THAT AH..
AFTER THAT, SHAN PUT A SWEET IN HIS MOUTH AND HE GOT SCOLDED..
MY MATHS FACI IS THE MOST HATED PERSON FOR NOW.. PERIOD..
SHIT, I FORGOT THE MAIN HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY..
WE WERE CELEBRATING DEAR AHMAD’S BIRTHDAY TODAY..
HE WAS TORTURED, MAN..
HE WAS ASKED TO REMOVE THE CANDLES ON THE CAKE WITH HIS MOUTH AND THERE WAS CAKE ALL OVER HIS FACE AND THERE WAS ALSO SALIVA ON THE CAKE..
HAHAHAHAHA, SHIT!! I ATE IT!! HE TOLD ME THAT AFTER I ATE IT!! STUPID FUCK!!
TOOK PICTURES AS USUAL..
AFTER PHOTOTAKING SESSION, SOMEONE PULLED HIM AND PINNED HIM ON THE TABLE..
SO I WENT LIKE..
OH, SHIT!! OH, SHIT!! YES, BIRTHDAY BASH!! LET ME AT EM’!! LET ME AT EM’!!
I JOIN LAH, WHAT ELSE..
ME AND AZRY PULL HIS HANDS AND PINNED IT ON THE TABLE..
THEN THE REST JOINED..
AHMAD WAS QUITE STRONG, TO BE HONEST..
I STRUGGLED BADLY..
THE BOYS HOLD HIM DOWN, THE GIRLS TICKLED HIM..
THEN IT ENDED QUITE ABRUPTLY..
SUDDENLY, FINISH..
I WAS CONFUSED..
THAT’S IT?? THAT’S THE BIRTHDAY BASH??
I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING MUCH MORE..
IT WAS LIKE STARTING SEMANGAT2, MAN!!
EVERYBODY WAS MAKING SO MUCH NOISE AND WE WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN..
THEN AT LAST, ALL THEY COULD AFFORD IS SOME PATHETIC TICKLES..
HAHA, SERIOUS SHIT.. I WAS DISAPPOINTED..
EVEN WEIXIANG ASKED ME..
EH, ANDY.. JUST NOW WHAT THEY ACTUALLY WANT TO DO AH??
I HAVE NO IDEA, WEIXIANG.. DON’T ASK ME..
THEN WE BOTH LAUGHED LIKE WHAT.. HAHAHAHA.......
ENOUGH ABOUT MY LIFE..
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL IS NEXT MONDAY.. YAY!!
I HAVE LINED UP A LIST OF INTERESTING ACTIVITIES TO DO..
SLEEP, SLEEP AND MORE SLEEP!!
OH YAH, I FORGOT TO MENTION ONE MORE..
SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU NOTICED THE WEATHER NOWADAYS IS QUITE WARM??
VERY WARM RIGHT??
I REALLY CANNOT TAKE IT..
EVEN NOW, I’M SWEATING AND BLOGGING IN JUST MY BOXERS..
AFTER THIS POST IS DONE, I WILL TAKE A SHOWER FOR THE SECOND TIME FOR DINNER TIME..
OH, FUCK.. MY TOWEL IS STILL WET..
NVM, GOT EXTRA.. HAH..
THIS IS RANDOM STUFFS, MAN.. SORRY..
HMMMM, LATELY I FEEL REALLY BORED..
AS IN REALLY, REALLY BORED..
FACEBOOK IS NOT AN OPTION ANYMORE..
THEN MSN ALSO LIKE NOBODY WANTS TO CHAT WITH ME..
THEY ALL SO BUSY SIA.. GOT PROJECTS LAH, WORK LAH AND OTHER STUFFS.. OR JUST PLAIN LAZY TO CHAT..
I FEEL LIKE I’M THE ONLY FREE PERSON RIGHT NOW..
HAIYOOOOO............
WHEN I’M BUSY, THEY NOT BUSY..
WHEN I’M NOT BUSY, THEY BUSY..
JSUT LIKE THE TAXI THING..
WHEN YOU NEED ONE, YOU CAN’T FIND ONE..
WHEN YOU DON’T NEED ONE, YOU SEE THEM EVERYWHERE..
WHY IS LIFE SO WEIRD AH??
BUT QUITE COOL ACTUALLY.. HEHE..
IF NOT, THERE WON’T BE ANY BROKEN HEARTS..
YOU LIKE THAT PERSON, HE/SHE DON’T LIKE YOU.. AND VICE-VERSA..
UNDERSTAND??
IT JUST MAKES LIKE MORE INTERESTING AND OBVIOUSLY MORE REASONS FOR US TO COMPLAIN ABOUT..
WOW, 1356 WORDS!!
THAT’S THE WORD COUNT SO FAR..
I THINK I AM IN THE RUNNING FOR THE MOST BECOK BLOGGER AWARD.. LMAO..
I SHOULD STOP NOW BEFORE I CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT MEANINGLESS STUFFS LIKE THE WEATHER WHICH I ALREADY DID JUST NOW..
SO HERE IS WHERE WE PART FOR NOW..
BYEBYE.. SEE YOU AGAIN!!
THIS POST IS FOR ERHEM, ERHEM.. 'PASSER'.. PSSSST, PSSSST..........FIRSTLY......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!
WHATEVER, BITCH..
YOU PROBABLY MESS WITH THE WRONG GUY..
I CAN CHECK FOR SPAMMERS, DUMB ASS..
AND HEY, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE..
I EVEN GOT YOUR NAME.. DON'T FORGET, I STUDIED COMPUTER PROGRAMMINGS..
WANT ME TO PUBLISH IT HERE????
REPLY ME YEAH.. :)
I CAN EMBARRASS YOU RIGHT HERE ANYTIME I WANT..
OR YOU CAN JUST REPLY ME VIA MSN IF YOU DON'T LIKE 'PUBLICITY'..
AWWWWWWWWW...........
WRONG PERSON, WRONG BLOG, WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIMING..
MAN, THAT IS EVERY SPAMMER'S DEEPEST NIGHTMARE..
SORRY..
AND YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD, I CAN TAIL DOWN YOUR IP NUMBER AND SEND YOU 'UNWANTED' THINGS..
WE PROBABLY DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, DO WE??
OH, WAIT WAIT..
YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT..
SO.............
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WAIT FOR MY NEXT MOVE.. :)
BLOG WILL BE UPDATED SOON ENOUGH..
I'VE NOT BEEN FEELING QUITE WELL THESE FEW DAYS..
SORRY YER............................
SUPERMAN RETURNS!!!!!!!! TAIKO BOY STRIKES AGAIN!!
NOW, HOW OFTEN CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE WITH A WHITE CLOUD, SUN, BLUE SKY AND A FREAK ALL IN IT??IF YOU LOOK PROPERLY, I'M NOT LOOKING UP..
I'M ACTUALLY FLYING!! IT WAS TAKEN FROM BELOW..
OH, I LOOK LIKE MASKED RIDER TOO.. HAHA.. THE SHADES LAH, DUMMY..
BEFORE ANYTHING, HERE ARE TAG REPLIES.. LECEH LAH WRITE THERE..
PASSER: NAH, I'M THE STUPID ONE.. I FELL INSIDE THE TRAP..
ZASHANA: ERM, KILLING AS IN?? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.. *SCRATCH HEAD*
OKAY, GOODIE.. NOW I'M ALL SET..
I WOKE UP LATE FOR TWO CONSECUTIVE DAYS..
IN OTHER WORDS, I NEVER COME TO SCHOOL FOR TWO STRAIGHT DAYS..
IT'S ONLY MY 4RD TIME NEVER COME SCHOOL SO IT'S STILL FORGIVABLE..
LAST FRIDAY, ME AND MY CLASSMATES WENT FOR SHEESHA..
WE PLANNED IT LIKE FOR HOW LONG AND AT LAST ONLY 6 CAME..
THE REST........................ DISAPPEAR..
I GOT FRUSTRATED AT FIRST..
WHEN I REACHED BUGIS AND I SAW THE REST, IT WAS SO PATHETIC..
SO FEW!!
I LOOK AT THEM, THEY LOOK AT ME.. KEEP QUIET.. CRICKET SOUND..
THEN AS USUAL, PRETEND TO TEXT IN AN AWKWARD SITUATION LAH, WHAT ELSE..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO FACEBOOK!!
BUT I DIDN'T PRETEND TO TEXT LAH, I REALLY DID TEXT MY FRIENDS TO SCOLD THEM..
THERE WAS.....
-ANDY (ME LERR.. )
-AHMAD
-AMIRRUL
-AMANDA
-DINI
-GEETHA
-XIONG BEAR (I DON'T FREAKING KNOW THIS GUY.. )
TURNS OUT WE HAD SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER..
I THINK WE WERE THE LOUDEST SHEESHA GROUP AT THAT TIME..
WE PLAYED ALL KINDS OF CARD GAMES AND SHOUT, SHOUT, SHOUT..
MAN, IT WAS FUN..
GEETHA DARED ME TO DO ALL KINDS OF STUFFS..
-I SWALLOWED CUCUMBER WITH CHILLI SAUCE
-ATE A SUGAR CUBE.. YES, THE SUGAR YOUR MUM USE FOR COOKING BUT IT'S A CUBE.. AND I ATE ALL OF IT.. (ALL RIGHT, I SPIT SOME OUT COZ IT TASTE LIKE FUCK..)
-STRIP ( GEETHA STOPPED ME JUST WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO PULL DOWN MY PANTS.. AND ONE GUY FROM THE TABLE IN FRONT OF US SAW ME.. GOSH, THAT'S EMBARASSING!! )
ONE MORE THING, THERE IS THIS PUDDING WE ATE WHICH TASTE LIKE ANT'S BLOOD.. I'M NOT KIDDING!!
I BET YOU DON'T KNOW THE TASTE.. I TASTED IT BEFORE ACCIDENTALLY LAST TIME..
STUPID XIONG BEAR BUY THAT PUDDING!! ANYHOW ONLY.. WHAT THE FUCK..
BUT YEAH, WE WERE WILD AND CRAZY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!!
MORAL OF THE STORY??
WHO CARES ABOUT THE REST!! WE ROCK!!
I REACHED HOME AT 1.30A.M..
NEXT DAY WOKE UP AT 5P.M.. WOHOO!!!
LOVE THAT FEELING OF IGNORING YOUR ALARM CLOCK!!
MY ALARM CLOCK MERAJOK AFTER THAT.. BATTERY DIE..
THAT'S WHY I TWO DAYS NEVER COME SCHOOL, WAKE UP LATE..
AND YET, ANOTHER ONE OF MY FRIEND GOT A GIRLFRIEND..
THAT MEANS I'M GOING TO GET EXTRA LONELIER NOW..
HAISHHH, SAD SAD.. THAT FEELING SUCKS..
SUCKS, YOU KNOW?? SUCKS!!
YOU GO MACDONALD, YOU BUY COKE THEN YOU TAKE STRAW SUCK THE DRINK OUT..
YES, AS IN THAT SUCKS!!
UNDERSTAND NOW, STUDENTS??
THIS CANNOT BE, THIS CANNOT BE!!
NEED MORE FRIEND, NEED MORE FRIEND!! *BANG HANDS ON THE TABLE REPEATEDLY*
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND??
ALRIGHT, I SOUND PATHETIC NOW.. I WON'T CONTINUE ANYMORE..
BUT SERIOUSLY, I FEEL LEFT OUT..
YA, LEFT OUT..
AS IN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING YOU SHAVE AND YOU FORGET TO SHAVE THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE.. THE OTHER PART THAT'S NOT SHAVED, YEAH THAT'S LEFT OUT..
HEY DEAR FRIENDS, I MISS YOU MAN!!
REMEMBER, GIRLFRIEND CAN ALWAYS FIND.. BOYFRIENDS CANNOT.. LMAO!!
UNTIL NOW, I CAN'T FORGIVE MYSELF..
I BOUGHT A FUCKING MOUSE WHICH COSTS ME $14..
AND IT'S SO TINY THAT I COULDN'T EVEN SEE IT WHEN I'M USING IT BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING WILL BE INSIDE MY PALM..
HAVE ANYONE SEEN MY MP4 BEFORE?? THE RED ONE??
YEAH, IF YOU HAVE SEEN IT, IT'S SMALLER THAN THAT!!
ABSOLUTE CORRECT.. OH MY GOD!!
THAT'S YOUR REACTION RIGHT??
OF COURSE I KNOW.. THAT WAS MY REACTION TOO WHEN I FIRST READ THIS BLOG..
WAIT, WAIT.. THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.. HAHA..
THIS IS BLOG.. WHAT THE HECK..
STUPID RP SELL MOUSE UNTIL LIKE WHAT LIKE THAT..
I'M NEVER GONNA BUY MOUSE FROM RP ANYMORE..
LISTEN, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!
DON'T END UP WRITING A POST ON YOUR BLOG ABOUT A FREAKING TINY MOUSE LIKE ME..
IF THAT EVER HAPPENS, JUST COPY PASTE WHAT I WROTE ONTO YOUR BLOG.. HAH..
ENOUGH ABOUT THAT..
OKAY, TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHOM I COMMUNICATE WITH, WHEN I SAY 'TAKPE' OR 'NEVER MIND', I DON'T MEAN IT..
IT'S REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CONSOLE ME.. UNDERSTAND??
THE OTHER DAY, MY FRIENDS HAD A GATHERING AT THE WATER COOLER PLACE..
THEY ALL CHATTING HAPPILY AND LAUGH..
SO I CAME AND KACAU..
ANDY: OH, YOU ALL GO HIDE HERE NEVER COME CLASS AH.. LIKE THIS AH.. I JUST NOW PRESENT ALONE THEN FACI ASK ME ALOT OF QUESTIONS.. ( EXAGGERATE ONLY.. HEHE.. TO MAKE THEM FEEL BAD..)
FRIENDS: SORRY LAH.. WE ALL NO MOOD AH..
ANDY: OH, NVM...........
FRIENDS: ANDY....................... ( THEY FEEL BAD ALREADY.. )
ANDY: NVM.........
SO I WALK AWAY..
I WANT TO TEST THEM..
AFTER A FEW STEPS I WALK, STILL NOTHING..
THEN I TURN, THEY ALL CONTINUING THEIR CONVERSATION..
WALAU!! THEY ALL DON'T GET MY SIGNAL SIA.. PANTAT BETUL..
THEN I SAID LOUDLY..
ANDY: THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CONSOLE ME!!
FRIENDS: OH!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
ANDY: NVM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( THIS TIME I REALLY MEAN IT WHEN I SAY NVM.. I GIVE UP LIAO.. HAHA.. )
PEOPLE THIS DAYS ARE SO ANNOYINGLY SLOW..
TSK, TSK, TSK..
DRINK MORE MILK LAH, OI.. ( NO LINK.. )
HAVE I TOLD YOU I'M ADDICTED TO PLAYING POKEMON NOW??
IF NO, I'M TELLING YOU NOW..
OTHER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS, I'M ADDICTED TO POKEMON..
I GOT THE GAME FROM DINI..
AND I'VE NEVER LOOKED BACK SINCE..
IT'S STILL FUN ALTHOUGH THAT GAME IS SO LONG AGO ALREADY..
MUM CAUGHT ME PLAYING THAT AND SHE ROLLED HER EYES..
YOU KNOW, THAT LOOK WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING WHICH DOESN'T SURPRISE YOUR PARENTS BUT IRRITATE THEM..
DAD TOLD ME TO QUIT AND STICK TO FACEBOOK GAMES.. HAHAHA!!!!!!!
OF COURSE, I WON'T LISTEN.. I'M ON THE VERGE OF GETTING MY 8TH BADGE..
I NEED MY SPECS URGENTLY..
MY VISION IS SLOWLY FAILING..
WHY DID I HAVE TO BREAK THE LAST ONE!!!!
IT WAS SO NICE!! I'M SO STUPID!!
AND 'SOMEONE' PROMISED TO GET ME A NEW ONE WHICH SHE STILL HAVEN'T DO IT UNTIL NOW..
SHE SAY SHE WILL WORK AS CLEANER TO GET ME A NEW SPECS..
UNTIL NOW, STILL NOTHING!!
LIAR, LIAR , LIAR!! SKIRTS ON FIRE!!
HAHAHAHA, DON'T SMILE!!!!!!
DON'T LAUGH!! I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS!!
GET ME A NEW SPECS FASTER!!
OR ELSE................................... OR ELSE.. *SQUINCHING EYES*
I WILL HAVE TO STOP NOW..
MUST HIT THE SHOWER, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN..
BYEBYE!! TAKE CARE!!
ON YOUR WAY OUT, STICK TO THE LEFT LANE..
IT'S MUCH EASIER.. CRAP!!
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