that rockstar

Friday, August 21, 2009 ♥

WERE YOU HERE BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO??
IS IT ALREADY IN YOUR INTENTION TO VISIT HERE??
OR WAS IT IN RESPONSE TO SEEING IT SOMEWHERE??
ENOUGH OF THE SUSPENSE!!
WELCOME!! ENJOY THE PICS BEFORE YOU READ ON.. HAHA..
WHAT I MEANT WAS WAS READ AND FOLLOW THE HOUSE RULES FIRST..
READ IT SLOWLY, YEAH.. DON'T CHOKE..

LET'S START BY PRAYING.. PRAY THAT YOU WILL BE FINE THROUGH THIS JOURNEY.. THE JOURNEY TO AN IMAGINARY WORLD.. A WORLD I HAVE BUILT FOR ALL OF YOU.. A WORLD VOID OF SADNESS AND MISERY.. JUST SMILES AND LAUGHTER..

LOOK OUT TO THE SKY.. IMAGINE YOU ARE FLYING TO THAT WORLD.. IMAGINE YOU REALLY ARE FLYING AND I MEAN REALLY FLYING BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL EVER REACH THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE..

THAT'S WHEN YOU'LL MEET ME.. THE CREATOR OF THIS WORLD.. OH, WELCOME!! YOU'VE MADE IT!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

HELLO TO ALL MY SAYANGS!!

I WON'T SAY SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING FOR 1 MONTH, I THINK..

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I FORGOT MY PASSWORD..

OKAY, IT'S MY FAULT.. HAHA..

BUT SERIOUSLY, THERE ARE SO MANY PASSWORDS TO REMEMBER!!

ERM, THERE ARE MSN..(I HAVE LIKE MANY OF THEM.. AND SURPRISINGLY, I CAN ONLY REMEMBER MY FIRST ACCOUNT.. HAHA, NONSENSE..)

THERE IS ALSO..

-TAGGED

-FRIENDSTER?? (DEAD!! DON'T BOTHER.. )

-TWITTER.. (I DON'T USE THIS.. I DON'T KNOW HOW.. I WAS FORCED INTO MAKING THIS BY EMMA..)

-YOUTUBE

-BLOG

-LIVEJOURNAL (JUST TESTING.. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT..)

-SOME 'OTHER' MEMBERSHIP WEBSITE.. HEHE.. JOKING!!

-MY BICYCE CHAIN LOCK COMBINATION

-ATM??

-LAPTOP'S USER PASSWORD

-AND LOTS, LOTS MORE!!

AND EVERY DIFFERENT KINDS OF THIS, I HAVE DIFFERENT PASSWORDS..

YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW MUCH I NEED TO REMEMBER..

I CANNOT PUT THE SAME..

I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS PASSWORD THING..

PEOPLE EASILY KNOW SOMEHOW.. IRRITATING..

IF I PUT EVERY PASSWORD SAME, THEN THAT'S IT..

AND I DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO REMEMBER THE PASSWORD TO THIS BLOG WHEN I FORGET..

IT'S ONLY WHEN I VISIT MY PAGE AND SAW ZASHANA AKING TO UPDATE THAT I TRY TO RETRIEVE IT.. HEHE..

OKAY, SO NOW I'M BACK..

HOW SHOULD I START THIS POST THEN??

OOPPSSS, I ALREADY DID..

GOSH, CRAP!!

LET'S START WITH YESTERDAY THEN..

SOME PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO WATCH 'THE TIME TRAVELLER'S WIFE' ALONE..

BUT I CANNOT BEAR THE THOUGHT OF ME CRYING ALONE IN THE CINEMA..

THAT SOUNDS EMO.. AND I DON'T WANT THAT..

SO, I WENT TO TOWN.. ERM, ALONE..

THAT'S JUST THE WAY I AM.. EVERYTHING DO ALONE..

MORE FREEDOM MAH..

LATER CHICKS WANT TO WALK OVER TO YOU ASK FOR NUMBER ALSO THEY NOT SHY BECAUSE YOU ALONE.. CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST KIDDING AS YOU KNOW..

I THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE IT'S ON A WEEKDAY, THE MRT WON'T GET SO CROWDED..

BUT IT DID!!

POOR ME, I HAD TO STAND.. YEAH, I ALWAYS STAND ALSO LAH ANYWAY..

SO NO TROUBLE AT ALL..

BUT!!!!!!!!!!

CHEEBYE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

IT WAS SO CROWDED, THAT I WAS PUSHED HERE AND THERE..

AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIT AN INDIAN GUY..

WHAT DID HE DO??

SOME OF YOU ALREADY KNOW..

BUT I WILL REPEAT IT ANYWAY..

HE GAVE ME A CHEEKY SMILE..

NOT THE OH-IT'S-OKAY-KID SMILE..

IT'S THE LET'S-HAVE-SEX-KID SMILE!!

I WAS TOTALLY DISGUSTED..

MAYBE HE DOESN'T INTEND TO GIVE THAT SMILE BUT HE CERTAINLY LOOKS HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.. GAY FUCK!!

LUCKY ME, THE NEXT STOP WAS MY STOP..

I WALK2 AROUND OBVIOUSLY..

I WON'T ELABORATE MUCH BUT ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I WENT HOME WITH A.....

BRAND NEW ACOUSTIC GUITAR!!!! YAY, I'M ONE HAPPY KID!!

SO THAT'S THE END..

NOT MUCH TO TELL BECAUSE I WAS ALONE AND IT'S KINDA BORING..

YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO SAY...

OH, IT WAS FUN!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?? I WENT IN FRONT OF A BOUTIQUE AND STRIPPED IN FRONT OF THE MODEL PUPPETS..

YOU THINK I WHAT??

CLOWN AH??

NO, NO I'M NOT..

GET THAT STRAIGHT..

OR GET THAT CURLED OR SOMETHING.. HAHA!!!

MOVING ON.................

GEYLANG, GEYLANG....

YEAH, EVERYBODY HAVE THEIR STORIES..

HERE'S MINE..

I WENT TO GEYLANG WITH MY FAMILY EXCEPT DAD..

IT WAS TOTALLY ANNOYING!!

SIS FORGET TO TAKE OUT MONEY....

MUM HANDPHONE DIE..

SO WHEN I FOLLOWED SIS TO TAKE OUT MONEY AND RETURNED BACK..

MUM WAS NOT THERE... AND...

EH, THIS SOUNDS BORING... LET'S JUST SKIP.. HAHA..

OKAY, I BOUGHT MY BAJU KURUNG AT FIRST LADY..

FOR THE FIRST TIME, EVERYBODY IS GOING TO WEAR THE EXACT SAME SHIRT AND COLOUR.. SIZE NOT INCLUDED LAH.. FUNNY AH??

I MEAN FOR THE BOYS IN THE FAMILY..

THE GIRLS, I DON'T CARE..

THE COLOUR FOR THIS YEAR IS TURQOUISE.. DID I SPELL IT CORRECTLY?

OH WELL, THAT SUCKS.. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL...

SO OVERALL, IT WAS SATISFYING.. THE COLOURS AND DESIGNS, I MEAN..

AT LEAST I WON'T LOOK SO EMO LIKE LAST YEAR ANYMORE IN WHICH THE THEME COLOUR WAS BLACK AND RED..

YEAH, YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW I LOOK..

I WANTED TO CHOOSE PINK BUT MUM WOULDN'T LET ME..

HMMMM, NO CHOICE THEN.. MUMMY'S BOY STRIKES AGAIN!!

AND THE POPULAR TOPIC!!!!!

MATREPS AND MINAHS.....

I HATE TO BRING IT UP HERE BUT I JUST HAVE TO...

LET ME START WITH A QUESTION..

WHAT'S YOUR PURPOSE OF GOING TO GEYLANG??

OKAY, YES YOU THE ONE RIGHT THERE..

STRANGER: TO BUY THINGS FOR HARI RAYA PREPARATIONS..

CORRECT!!!!

BUT THESE FAGGOTS DON'T SEEM TO HAVE THAT MENTALITY IN MIND..

THEY ARE STUPID!!!

GO GEYLANG TO FIND LIFE PARTNER..

KIWAKK!!!! COME ON!!

THEY CAN BE SEEN ALMOST ANYWHERE SITTING OR STANDING AROUND HELPLESSLY LOOKING AROUND..

THAT IS SO FUCK!!

HAHA, WHAT KIND OF VULGAR COMBINATION IS THIS..

SO ANYWAY, THEY ARE VERY DESPERATE PEOPLE LAH TO MAKE IT SHORT..

THERE MANY GROUPS BUT THIS GROUP STANDS OUT THE MOST..

SO I WILL WRITE ABOUT THEM..

WHEN MY FAMILY REACHED JOO CHIAT COMPLEX BY TAXI, THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THEM SITTING AT THE DON'T KNOW WHAT THING..

SO WE WALKED INTO THE BUILDING..

HALF OF THEM WAS STARING AT MY SIS AND HALF OF THEM WAS STARING AT ME..

I TOOK IT THAT THE OTHER HALF STARING AT ME WAS GAYS..

THEN THEY MAKE THIS KIND OF WEIRD NOISES..

I CAN'T HEAR CLEARLY BECAUSE I WAS LISTENING TO MY MP4..

EH, TO THINK OF IT, MAYBE IT COMES FROM MY HALF-BROKEN EARPIECE..

ALAH, WHO CARES.. LET'S JUST PUT THE BLAME ON THEM..

WE WENT TO FIRST LADY AND THERE THEY WERE FOLLOWING US..

(I STILL CAN'T GET IT WHETHER IT'S ME OR MY SIS THAT THEY WANT.. HAHA, GAYS!!)

MUM CHOSE FOR ME SOME CLOTHES AND I TRIED IT ON..

THEN THEY WERE BEHIND ME ALSO 'TRYING ON'..

HAH, ASSHOLE!!!! THAT'S THE KIDS SECTION, COCK-BLOWERS!!

HAHA, THEY ARE SO STUPID!!

THEY CAN'T EVEN DIFFERENTIATE THE KIDS AND MENS CLOTHES..

NEVER GO SCHOOL, THAT'S WHY..

ONE OF THEM REALISED THAT AND TOLD THE OTHERS..

EH, NI KAN BAJU BUDAK2.. BODOH SIAK KAU!! (EH, THIS IS THE KIDS CLOTHES, STUPID SIA YOU..)

AKU TAU LAH BODOH, NAK BELI KAN ADIK AKU!! (I KNOW LAH STUPID, I BUYING FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER..)

MATREP BUYING CLOTHES FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER?? KENTAL OR WHAT!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!

THANKS TO MY MUM AND SIS WHO SPENT SO LONG FINDING THE RIGHT CLOTHES, THEY PROBABLY GOT BORED AND LEFT..

GO SUCK COCK LAH, GUYS!!

OH, DON'T FORGET!! SUCK THE BIGGER COCK NOT THE SMALLER ONE!!

THE BIGGER ONE HAVE HAIRS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST IN CASE THEY CAN'T DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN THE KID'S ONE AND THE MAN'S ONE.. HEHE..

WE WENT TO BAZAAR AND DID MORE SHOPPING..

BUT IT WAS MORE TO MUM AND SIS SHOPPING AND ME CARRYING THEIR STUFFS..

I FELT LIKE A LOSER WEARING A CAP WITH A SIGN 'I'M STUPID' ON IT..

AFTER SOME TIME WALKING AROUND, I SAW THOSE MATREPS AGAIN.. HAIYA...

THIS TIME THEY WERE WALKING AROUND..

ONE OF THEM WAS HOILDING A CURTAIN POLE IN HIS HAND..

YES, A CURTAIN POLE..

I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT THING EVEN UP IN HIS BLOODY HANDS IN THE FIRST PLACE..

HE WAS LIKE CARRYING IT AROUND ACT BIG LIKE HE FIGHTER LIKE THAT LAH..

BUT HE LOOKS MORE LIKE BUGS BUNNY HOLDING AN UMBRELLA..

IT'S HIS TEETH LAH.. IT'S PRETRUDING OUT..

SORRY, MATREP.. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.. NOT FIERCE AT ALL..

ON THE WAY HOME, IT'S THE MINAHS STORY..

AS YOU KNOW, I WAS CARRYING MOST OF THE STUFFS..

SO NATURALLY, I WAS TIRED AND BEHIND THE HERD..

THE REST WAS LIKE IN FRONT ALREADY..

I WAS WALKING SLOWLY BEHIND..

THEN........

THE MINAHS CAME...........

THICK MAKEUP, REVEALING CLOTHES, FUNNY HAIRSTYLE...

OKAY, DEFINITELY MINAH!!!

THERE WAS A GROUP OF THEM WITH ONE MATREP SESAT BEHIND..

THEY WERE WALKING INTO THE BAZAAR AND I WAS WALKING OUT OF THE BAZAAR..

SO NO CHOICE, WE WERE BOUND TO CROSS PATHS..

AS WE WERE NEARING, ONE OF THEM WALK IN FRONT AND PURPOSELY COLLIDE WITH ME..

I ALMOST FELL.. I WAS WEAK SEY!!

I PUASA LEY, THEY NEVER PUASA!! (THEY WERE SMOKING..)

OF COURSE, THEY STRONGER..

I ALSO NEVER GO GYM THEN THEY EVERYDAY GO GANGFIGHT..

SO AFTER THAT 'COLLISION', I TURN AROUND LAH WANT TO ACT FIERCE..

THEY ALSO LOOK BEHIND THEN LAUGH..

OKAY, I LOST.................... =(

THAT'S WRAPS MY RATHER HUMILIATING DAY WITH THE MINAHS..

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!

I WISH I COULD GO RE-WIND...

IF I COULD THAT, I WOULD SURELY BE MORE READY..

WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT TO COLLIDE WITH ME, I WILL MOVE SWIFTLY TO THE RIGHT AND PULL HER HAIR AND SWING HER TOWARDS THE TREE AT THE SIDE..

THEN I'LL SHOW MY MIDDLE FINGER TO THE REST EVEN TO THE MATREP SESAT BEHIND..

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE MEANINGFUL, SHALL WE..

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE..
POPULAR TOPIC TO TALK ABOUT..
SO WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT NOW..

IS IT A GAME OR IS IT JUST ERM, LOVE??
IF IT IS JUST A GAME, SURELY YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE PLAYER TO PLAY WHAT??
YOU CAN ALWAYS PLAY SINGLE PLAYER WHAT.. HAHA, LAME.. -_-

I WAS TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP LAH.. HEHE, SMILEEEEEEEEE!!!!
BECAUSE FROM WHAT I FOUND OUT, THERE IS A HIGHER PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE IN LOVE ARE FEELING SAD RIGHT NOW..
SO I CONCLUDE THAT MOST OF YOU WHO ARE IN LOVE RIGHT NOW IS SAD..
BUT DON'T WORRY, DOCTOR ANDY IS HERE..

FIRST, I BELIEVE THAT THERE IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE..
I ALWAYS HAD THIS IDEA THAT EACH ONE OF US ARE BORN TO LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF SOMEONE OUT THERE IN THE WORLD..
LIKE MY MUM AND DAD..
MUM IS BORN TO LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF DAD.. AND VICE-VERSA..
SO IF YOU THINK THAT THERE IS NO ONE TO LOVE YOU, THERE ACTUALLY IS..
YOU JUST HAVEN'T FOUND THEM YET..
MAYBE THEY ARE NOT EVEN BORN YET.. HEHE..
AND DON'T WORRY.. I'M ON YOUR SIDE.. I'M ALSO WAITING.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

AND IF YOU REALLY ARE THAT UNLUCKY, THEN COME ON!!
THERE IS DAD AND MUM TO LOVE YOU WHAT!!
HEH, I'M NOT HELPING..
JUST BE PATIENT ALRIGHT..
SOON, YOUR ROMEO OR JULIET WILL COME TO SAVE YOU BUT NOT ON A HORSE SADLY.. IT DEPENDS ACTUALLY..
IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH, THEN TAXI MIGHT BE A GOOD BET..

OH YAH, IF YOU'RE WITH SOMEONE AND YOU DON'T FEEL THAT LOVE YOU'RE FINDING, THEN BREAK OFF LAH!!
SUCH EASY THING YOU HAD TO MAKE IT SOUND SO COMPLICATED.. TSK, TSK, TSK..
I KNOW THIS SOUNDS EVIL OR SOMETHING..
BUT DO YOU RATHER SUFFER THE WHOLE TIME BEING WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T LOVE?
IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH THAT, I DON'T MIND..
BUT IF YOU ARE NOT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT..
LOVE IS SELFISH, SADLY..
THAT'S JUST HOW IT GOES..
DON'T BLAME ME, ALRIGHT..
THIS IS FACT, FACE IT.. I'M JUST A MESSENGER.. LOL!!

I WOULD LIKE TO END MY POST WITH THIS..
ELIMINATE ALL MATREPS AND MINAHS!!!!!!!!
LY-CHEEEEE-BYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you laughed your ass off @ 7:24:00 PM