that rockstar

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 ♥

RIGHT NOW, I'M WAITING FOR MY PICTURES TO BE UPLOADED..
FROM JUST NOW SEY I WAIT.. PANTAT BETUL..

OKAY, DONE.. FINALLY!!
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY, SO SHUT UP!! I'M NOT!!
I WILL GET IT CUT SOON..
INSTEAD, I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY BABY JACK..
YUP, THAT STRIKING WHITE THING I'M HOLDING PASSIONATELY ON MY WAIST..
IT COST ME QUITE ALOT..
UNTIL I DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY TO GO BACK HOME AFTER BUYING IT..
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I EVER WENT OUT FROM HOME.. (EXCLUDING CLEANING OUT THE TRASH..)
BECAUSE NOW, I'VE BEEN PLAYING ALOT OF GUITAR AND SINGING AT HOME.. WOHOO!! AND YES, I'VE IMPROVED!! YAY!!
CAN'T WAIT FOR MY NEXT ACOUSTIC SESSION WITH THE GUYS..

SO SIDETRACK A LITTLE BIT..
I AM SERIOUSLY LOOKING FOR A DRUMMER..
CANNOT PLAY DOUBLE PAD ALSO CAN..
JUST SO LONG AS YOU KNOW HOW TO BE CREATIVE USING THE DRUM SET..
BECAUSE MY BAND IS ALMOST COMPLETE..
WE HAVE DECIDED..
MAX AS LEAD GUITARIST..
APEEZ AS BASSIST AND VOCALIST..
ME AS SECOND GUITARIST AND VOCALIST..
SO DRUMMER, COME OUT!!
HIT ME YEAH!!

I SERIOUSLY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE LIKE I'VE MENTIONED EARLIER ON..
I'VE BEEN STAYING AT HOME..
I CAN'T SAY MUCH ACTUALLY ABOUT LIFE AT HOME..
IT'S KINDA BOORISH LIBRARY ATMOSPHERE HERE..
I'M THE ONLY ONE MAKING THE NOISES AND ENTERTAINING THE REST..
AND I'M ALSO THE ONE WHO GETS THIRSTY FIRST.. PANTAT..
SO, I WILL BITCH ABOUT BITCHES.. YAY-NESS!!
AND WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT BITCH, I'M NOT ONLY REFERRING TO THE GIRLS..
BOYS CAN ALSO BE A BITCH AND A PAIN THE ASS..
SHUT UP, LADIES.. I'M NOT TRYING TO SUCK UP OR BODEK..
THIS IS MY OWN OPINION..

FIRSTLY, SOME OF THEM MIGHT BE READING THIS..
SO GO AND DIE!! GET OUT!! *TAKE BROOM AND HALAU THEM*

BITCHES......
WHO LIKES THEM??
YOU?? NO??

OF COURSE NOT!!
WHO LIKES THEM!!

I'M ACTUALLY A NEUTRAL LAH, NOT TO THE EXTENT OF 'HATE'..
BUT NOW I DO..
LET'S START..

ACT CUTE..
MATERIALISTIC..
MAKE USE OF PEOPLE..
TAKE PICTURE STEP GOT DIMPLE..
EVERY GUY/GIRL ALSO WANT.. (OH, THIS GUY'S HOT!! GOSH, THAT GUY IS SO CUTE!! I'M MELTING.. *FANNING HERSELF*)
CRACKS?? (DOESN'T APPLY TO ALL SEX.. HAHA..)
ACT AS IF THEY ARE SO POPULAR..
DOESN'T TREAT THEIR FRIENDS GOOD..

THAT IS MY DEFINITION OF BITCHES..
DON'T WORRY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO AGREE..
BUT IF YOU HAVE ALL THIS SYMPTOMS........ CONGRATS!!
YOU ARE A BITCH IN MY EYES!!

I WANT TO ZOOM IN ON THE 'ACT AS IF THEY ARE SO POPULAR' POINT..
I CAN'T STAND IT..
AND I'LL ZOOM IN ON THIS PARTICULAR PERSON I'VE MET..
FOR STARTERS, IT'S A SHE.. SORRY..
FOR SECOND STARTERS, SHE'S A PLAYGIRL..
I WON'T REVEAL HER NAME BECAUSE SHE IS STILL A MINOR.. HAHA, STEP..

OKOK, I CHOOSE HER BECAUSE I THINK SHE'S A PERFECT EXAMPLE FOR THE THEME ..
I'LL TELL THE STORY NOW..
NOT INTERESTED CAN PACK UP AND LEAVE..

LET'S JUST TAKE HER NAME AS NONO..
I WILL REMEMBER THIS PHRASE ALL MY LIFE..
AND I WILL THANK HER FOR THAT..

"CIKO (NOT THE REAL NAME.. IT'S HER GIRLFRIEND'S NAME), STOP SELLING MY NUMBERS.. GUYS, IF YOU RECEIVE MY NUMBER, PLEASE DELETE IT.. I'M NOT INTERESTED.."

SOUNDS FUNNY??
NOPE, IT'S NOT..
IT'S VERY FUNNY LAH!!!!!
NOW, LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

I ALMOST PUKED AND LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME..
I COULD HAVE BROKEN THE RECORD FOR DOING THAT..
FIRSTLY, WHEN I SAW NONO PUT THAT, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF..

WOAH, NONO MUST BE ONE HELL OF A GIRL.. CONFIRM DROP DEAD GORGEOUS UNTIL SHE PUT LIKE THAT....

SO I WENT TO CHECK IT OUT..
WHAT'S THE NEXT THING I DID??
I PUT MY HEAD ON THE DESK..
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT..
WASTE MY TIME.. I WISH I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS BUT NAH, I'M NOT THAT MEAN..
SHE'S NOT THAT UGLY NOR THAT PRETTY..
JUST THAT SHE'S TRYING TO SELL HERSELF WITH WHATEVER ASSESTS SHE HAVE AND LOOKS MORE LIKE A HOOKER.. THEN ACT CUTE..
NINA LAH, FUCK OFF..

AND SHE SOMEHOW FOUND OUT I VIEWED HER PROFILE, SHE ADDED ME ON MSN..
I FELL INTO THE TRAP..
AND THIS I,U,I,U THING IS REALLY MAKING MY HAIR STAND.. LIKE SERIOUSLY!!
FYI, SHE'S JUST A SEC 2 KID..

HELLO U.. THANKS EHK ADD I KAT MSN.. (WHAT THE F?? SINCE WHEN DID I ADD YOU LAH, BISKUT??)

U NGAH UAT APE NI?? DAH MAKAN?? (ONCE AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK.. FASTING LAH STUPID.. SHE'S TRYING TO BE FUNNY..)

EH, I KENE PERGI DULU.. 9187625 (THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE HER NUMBER BUT I PUT RANDOMLY HERE).. NI NUMBER I, OKAY.. KALAU U NAK APE2, MSG I JE KAT SINI.. OKAY, BYE..

KIWAK!!!!!! I NEVER EVEN SAID ANYTHING!!
I NEVER EVEN REPLY..
IT'S LIKE SHE'S SHIOK SENDIRI TALKING ALONE..
AND WHAT'S WITH THE NUMBER THING??
I THOUGHT SHE SAY.. ??

"CIKO (NOT THE REAL NAME.. IT'S HER GIRLFRIEND'S NAME), STOP SELLING MY NUMBERS.. GUYS, IF YOU RECEIVE MY NUMBER, PLEASE DELETE IT.. I'M NOT INTERESTED.."

SOON, I REALISED SHE WAS TRYING TO ATTRACT ATTENTION..
BITCH?? HELL YEAH!!
AND TO THINK SHE EVEN SAID.. 'KALAU U NAK APE2, MSG JE I KAT SINI..'
WHAT THE HELL??
SHE THINK I WHAT?? SEX FREAK?? GO AND DIE LAH..
LUCKY, I NEVER REPLY ANYTHING SIA.. I DELETED HER ALREADY..

SO DEAR AUDIENCE, LET THIS BE A LESSON LEARNT..
OKAY, MR ANDY.. LET THIS BE YOUR LESSON LEARNT..
DON'T BE KAYPOH.. HAHA..
THE GUYS ALSO SOME LIKE BITCH..
BUT NOT IN THIS VERSION LAH..
YOU KNOW, I KNOW LAH.. GATAL AND STUFF..
YUCKS!! BLUEK TIMES 3!!

LIKE COME ON LAH..
WE ARE STILL YOUNG..
LET'S JUST ENJOY LIFE NOW..
WHY BOTHER TRYING TO FIND NAHAS..
NOW WE SHOULD DO WHATEVER WE CAN'T LATER WHEN WE GET OLDER..
LIKE PRACTISING PLAYING CHESS..
LATER WHEN YOU GET OLDER, YOU WILL ALSO END UP IN THE VOID DECKS OR COMMUNITY CENTRE PLAYING CHESS WHAT..
WHY NOT PRACTISE NOW AND BE THE CHESS KING LATER??

HAHA, LAME-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LAH..
BUNGEE JUMP OR SOMETHING..
GO FIND YOURSELF A HOBBY!!
NO LOVE, NO SEX!!
WE ARE STILL YOUNG!!
REMEMBER THAT!!

LASTLY, TO THE BITCHES, YOU CAN STILL CHANGE AND BE ACCEPTED BY SOCIETY..
JUST DON'T DO ALL THE DON'T S..
THAT'S QUITE SIMPLE ACTUALLY..
AND PLEASE COVER UP THE CRACKS..
IT'S SUPER DISGUSTING!!
YUCKS!! BLUEK TIMES MANY!!

I HAVE BAD NEWS TO SHARE..
I WILL GO ON TECHNOLOGY FASTING SOON..
THAT MEANS I WON'T BE USING MY LAPTOP..
SO, TILL NEXT TIME.. I HOPE YOU ENJOY READING THIS SO FAR..

I NEVER BELONG TO THE CLIQUE.. I NEVER DID.
SO I'LL SHALL DISAPPEAR NOW AND FORM MY OWN..
SOMEWHERE I BELONG AND WHERE I'M THE LEADER.. GOODBYE, EVERYONE..................

you laughed your ass off @ 6:52:00 PM