Monday, October 12, 2009 ♥
ANYBODY HERE BUYS TOTO??
BET ON 4481 IF YOU HAVE FAITH IN ME..
I DREAMT OF THAT NUMBER YESTERDAY..
TOLD YOU I HAVE NATURAL BROWN HAIR..ONLY WHEN THERE IS LIGHT SHINING ON IT, THAT IS.. HAHA..
THIS WAS TAKEN WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO CLOSE THE LAPTOP..
THE WEBCAM WAS ON SO WHY NOT??
SNAP A PHOTO OF ME CLOSING THE LAPTOP.. LOL-LIPOP!!
HEY, HEY, HEY!!
GUESS WHO'S BACK??
ME, OF COURSE!!
I AM PROUD TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE FOUND MY CHARGER BACK!!
YOU MIGHT NOT BE CELEBRATING BUT I AM!!
I'LL EVEN BE THROWING A PARTY THIS WEEKEND TO CELEBRATE THAT CAUSE..
THANK YOU SO MUCH, LI FENG!! LOVE YOU!!
FROM WHAT I'VE LEARNT THROUGH THIS PAINFUL MOMENT, IT IS OKAY TO LOSE YOUR CHARGER BUT IT IS NOT OKAY TO LOSE IT ON A FRIDAY!!
I WAS LEFT STRANDED WITH NOTHING TO DO DURING THE WEEKEND BECAUSE FRANKIE WAS DEAD..
BUT I'M GLAD TO TELL YOU THAT I'VE SURVIVED..
THANK YOU, IT'S NOTHING REALLY..
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN A SUPERMAN'S LIFE..
AND OF COURSE, I MISSED OUT ALOT DURING THE WEEKENDS BECAUSE OF THAT..
JUST MY LUCK, I SUPPOSE..
OH, SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENED TO ME LAST SATURDAY..
BUT PROMISE ME YOU WON'T LAUGH ALRIGHT..
OKAY, HERE IT GOES..
LAST SATURDAY, I WENT TO SHOP GROCERIES WITH MY MUM AND MY SISTER..
WE BOUGHT ALOT.. SERIOUSLY, ALOT!!
EVERYTHING AMOUNTED TO $80 PLUS..
WE SPENT 1 HOUR PLUS IN THAT SUPERMARKET..
MUM WANTS TO BAKE PIZZA..
I WAS BUSY TRYING TO GET MY ONE DOLLAR BACK OUT OF THE TROLLEY BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO FIND THE INGREDIENTS FOR A PIZZA..
I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT BACK WITHOUT USING THAT UNLOCK THING..
SO CLOSE, WHAT A PITY.. I COULD HAVE BEEN BOY GENIUS OR SOMETHING..
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HOT NEWS!!
OKAY, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.. THE POINT IS.... I WAS BORED......
AFTER SHOPPING, WE WAITED FOR A BUS AT THE BUS STOP..
THAT'S WHEN THINGS GET INTERESTING..
THERE WERE TWO MONKEYS ON A TREE!!
HEY, YOU DON'T SEE MONKEYS WALKING AROUND JUST ANYWHERE IN SINGAPORE..
AND TO SPOT IT AT A BUS STOP, GOS YOU HAVE TO BE VERY LUCKY..
THAT MEANS I WAS VERY LUCKY.. BABY MONKEY SOME MORE..
I WENT OVER TO THE THEM AND DECIDED TO TAKE SOME PHOTOS..
CHEEBYE, MEMORY FULL.. FUCK THAT SHIT!!
I WENT BACK TO THE BUS STOP, DISAPPOINTED..........
THAT'S WHEN I WAS ATTACKED BY A BABY MONKEY!!!
THAT STUPID CREATURE CHASE AFTER ME!!
I RUN LAH, WHAT ELSE!! SCARED WHAT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO..
DON'T LAUGH WHEN I SAY I SHRIEKED..
IT'S FREAKING SCARY!!!
IT'S EVEN SCARIER THAN LOSING YOUR ONLY PEN DURING THE FINAL EXAMS.. (IT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE..)
THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART..
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WITH HER MUM AT THE BUS STOP TOO!!
AND THEY HAD THE CHEEKS TO LAUGH AT ME.. NINA, NINA, NINA!!
IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING, MY GOD..
I HAD NEVER FELT SO HUMILIATED BEFORE..
THEY LAUGHED AT ME.. ASS!!
I SERIOUSLY CANNOT FORGIVE MYSELF FOR THAT..
IT'S LIKE..........
ANDY, THE BOY WHO SHRIEKS WHEN HE WAS ATTACKED BY A BABY MONKEY AT A BUS STOP!!
THAT SOUNDS SO TRAGIC..
YEAH, YEAH LAUGH ALL YOU WANT..
I BET YOU'LL DO THE SAME THING IF YOU WERE ATTACKED BY A BABY MONKEY..
OR MAYBE EVEN WORSE..
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT ENOUGH OF THIS HUMILIATION..
I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE..
GOSH, ANDY.. YOU STUPID BOY..
NEXT TOPIC IS NASI LEMAK..
I'VE BEEN EATING THAT FOR THE PAST 4 DAYS..
AND SERIOUSLY SPEAKING, I'M GETTING SICK OF IT..
I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN IS MUM GOING TO BAKE THAT DAMN PIZZA..
I EAT IT EVERYDAY WHEN I GO TO SCHOOL..
THEN DURING THE WEEKENDS, MUM HAPPENS TO COOK IT..
SO THERE YOU GO.. NASI LEMAK MARATHON..
EVEN JUST NOW I EAT NASI LEMAK..
TOMORROW, I'M GOING WESTERN I DON'T CARE..
LAST WEEK, I ALMOST DYE MY HAIR BUT I CHICKENED OUT, YET AGAIN..
BRAVO, ANDY..
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT ABOUT IT THAT'S SO SCARY..
I REALLY DON'T..
MAYBE I'M JUST SCARED THINGS WILL NOT GO THE WAY I WANT IT TO BE THEN I'LL HAVE TO SUFFER HUMILIATION FOR A WEEK BEFORE I CAN CHANGE THE COLOR BACK..
BUT I'VE MADE UP MY MIND..
I'LL GO TO THE SALOON INSTEAD..
NOT NOW, OF COURSE, DURING THE NEXT HOLIDAYS..
FOR NOW, IT WILL BE BLACK AND BROWN WHEN THERE IS LIGHT.. HAHA..
I FEEL SO SILLY SAYING ALL THIS UNWANTED THINGS HERE..
MY NEW CLASS IS GREAT..
WE BONDED PRETTY FAST..
EXCEPT FOR ONE OR TWO, THE REST IS WOW!!
I'M GONNA BRING MY GUITAR SOMEDAY AND MAKE A CONCERT IN THE CLASS!!
THE GIRLS JUST ROCK, MAN!!
THEY LISTENED TO THOSE SONGS IN MY MP4..
IT'S QUITE SHOCKING TO ME BECAUSE SOME GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW THE SONGS I LISTENED TO AND YET THESE GIRLS DO..
OH, MAN.. THAT IS AWESOME!!
SO THE NEXT TIME I SING, I WON'T BE SINGING ALONE..
I CAN'T WAIT!! WOHOO!!
BUT I MISS MY OLD CLASS TOO..
TOO BAD WE DIDN'T GET TO ENJOY SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER..
AND I BROUGHT MY GUITAR TOO LATE.. LAST DAY!!
HAHA.. THAT IS DEPRESSING..
OH, I MISS EVANGELINE TOO. =)
I JUST FOUND OUT THIS FACT RECENTLY..
BUT IT IS JUST MY PERSONAL POINT OF VIEW SO PLEASE DON'T SCREAM AT ME..
I THINK THAT THE CHINESE GIRLS ARE MORE ADORABLE AND LOVABLE..
THEY HAVE THIS NATURAL CUTENESS IN THEM..
VERY CHEERFUL AND EASY GOING.. NOT REVENGEFUL..
GOSH, I CAN GO ON AN ON SAYING THIS..
ALSO, THEY TREAT YOU REALLY NICE.. AT LEAST BETTER THAN SOME..
WHICH IS WHY, I'M QUITE ATTRACTED TO CHINESE GIRLS NOW.. HAHA..
YES, JUST ATTRACTED.. NOTHING MORE THAN THAT..
BY NEXT WEEK, I'M GOING TO GET MYSELF A JOB..
IT'S ABOUT A YEAR ALREADY SINCE I LAST EARNED MY OWN MONEY..
NOW, I'M IN NEED FOR MONEY SO LET'S PUT AN END TO THIS..
AND IT'S VERY LIKELY THAT I AM GOING TO BE A WAITER AT A RESTAURANT..
THE PROBABILITY OF ME BEING ONE IS CLOSE TO 80%..
JUST SO YOU KNOW, I HAVE SHAKY HANDS..
I HAVE SPILLED WATER ON A CUSTOMER BEFORE..
NOT JUST ONCE, BUT MORE THAN ONCE..
NOW, MY HAND IS QUITE RUSTY THEREFORE I NEED TO PRACTISE MY POSTURE AND HAND MOVEMENTS..
PERHAPS, NOW I'LL TRY TO GO TO SCHOOL HOLDING MY LAPTOP INSTEAD OF CARRYING IT IN MY BAG.. WILL THAT WORK?? HMMMM.....
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET A JOB..
THAT MEANS I CAN GO SHOPPING AFTER EVERY PAY..
EEWWWW, THAT SOUNDS SISSY..
BUT I'LL DO THAT THOUGH..
FIRST THING I'LL DO WITH MY MONEY IS TO INVEST IT.. CHEY!!
HAHA, NAH I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THAT.. STILL UNDERAGE.. SUCKS!!
MY FIRST PAY, I WILL GET A NEW EARPIECE.. YES, THAT IS WHAT I'LL DO..
THAT WILL BE MY 8TH EARPIECE FOR THIS YEAR.. AND IT'S NOT A GOOD THING..
ALSO, I WILL TAKE SOMEONE OUT FOR A MOVIE..
SINCE IT'S QUITE A LONG TIME SINCE I LAST WATCHED A MOVIE..
THE LAST WAS 'THE PROPOSAL' I THINK..
I'LL CONSIDER TAKING MY NOISIEST FRIEND BECAUSE THAT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN IN THE CINEMA..
THE REST WHO WANNA JOIN, PAY YOURSELF!! HAHA..
WE'LL SEE.. IF I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, I'LL TREAT YOU ALSO..
GOSH, I HAVEN'T EVEN APPLIED FOR THE JOB AND I'M TALKING ABOUT TREATING PEOPLE ONCE I GET MY PAY!! HAHA..
I AM SUCH AN ASS!!
OKAY, READER'S RATINGS IS BACK TO NORMAL BUT PLEASE.........
FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE HOUSE RULE..
READ AND TAG!! READ AND TAG!!
THE TAGBOARD IS LIKE A CASHIER..
AFTER YOU EAT, YOU GO TO THE 'CASHIER' AND 'PAY'..
IT'S QUITE EASY.. WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT??
DON'T BE EGO LAH.. EVEN YOU'RE A STRANGER, YOU ARE WELCOME TO DO SO..
JUST SAY HELLO OR WHATEVER SHIT.. I DON'T MIND..
I JUST WANT YOUR PRESENCE..
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A SINGLE TAG MEANS TO A BLOGGER..
IT MEANS A WHOLE LOT..
BE A BLOGGER AND YOU'LL KNOW..
IT'S NOT LIKE FACEBOOK WHERE YOU HAVE ALL SORTS OF WAYS TO COMMUNICATE..
IN BLOG CASE, THAT DARN TAGBOARD IS THE ONLY PLACE TO 'COMMENT'..
SO, PLEASE COOPERATE AND DON'T MAKE ME WRITE IN VAIN.. HEHE..
AFTER SAYING ALL THIS CRAP, I'M QUITE TIRED..
I NEED TO GET MY SLEEP FOR TOMORROW'S SCHOOL..
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR TOMORROW..
LET'S JUST HECK CARE AND GRAB ANYTHING FROM THE WARDROBE..
WORSE COMES TO WORSE, JUST SKIP SCHOOL LOR..
WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT THAT??
SO, GOODBYE AND TAG.. =)
I CAN ALWAYS MOVE WITHOUT YOU, SUCKERS..
you laughed your ass off @ 6:56:00 PM
