that rockstar

Sunday, October 18, 2009 ♥

WEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! SUP!!!!!!!!!!! (GANGSTER..)
BEFORE WE BEGIN ON THIS LONG JOURNEY, HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS OF ME TO CHEER YOU UP..
YEAH, RIGHT!!
I BET IT WILL RUIN YOUR DAY RATHER THAN BRIGHTEN IT UP!!
WHO CARES?? SINCE YOU ARE ALREADY HERE, JUST TAKE A LOOK LAH DAMMIT!!
IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYDAY I BOTHER TO ACT CUTE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.. :)

THIS PHOTO CONVINCED ME NOT TO CUT MY HAIR FOR NOW.. I LOVE MY HAIR!!
FUCK HATERS!! FUCK NS!!

OI, I CAN PULL MY HAIR LEY.. YOU CAN OR NOT?? HEHE, ACTION..

EH, WHY THE HAIR LIKE THAT AFTER I PULL IT?? NONSENSE!!

BEWARE, THEY CALL ME TWO-FACE.. ONE SIDE DARK, ONE SIDE BRIGHT.. ARE YOU SCARED NOW?? NO, YOU'RE NOT?? HMM, I'LL TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME..

ACT CUTE.. I'M HOT!!

I'M STILL HOT!!

TOLD YOU, I'M HOT!! HAHA, GET IT?? THE SUNLIGHT WAS KILLING ME, MAN!!

NO CHOICE, TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES LAH.. I WAS NOT REFERRING TO THAT 'HOT'.. I WAS REFERRING TO THE 'HOT' AS IN MASH POTATOES 'HOT'..

GREETINGS TO EVERYBODY..

TODAY IS A SUNDAY.. (IT'S MONDAY ACTUALLY RIGHT NOW.. I WAS SUPPOSED TO PUBLISH IT YESTERDAY..)

WHICH MEANS STAYING AT HOME DOING NOTHING..

THEREFORE.... WALAA!!

HERE I AM..

SOME INTRODUCTION, HUH?? HAHA..
TO THE DARLINGS WHO RESPONDED AND TAGGED, CONGRATS!!

TO THE OTHERS, BOO!

BOO, BOO, BOO, BOO!!! **THROW PAPER*

REFEREE KAYU!!

OKAY, HERE ARE TAG REPLIES..

ALYY: OH YUP, I WROTE THAT ON FACEBOOK.. AND YEAH, I AM.. I KNOW, YOU TOLD ME THAT BEFORE.. HAHA..

NATASHA: NATASHA!! YOU'RE HERE TOO?? LOL!! THANKS, MY LIFE ROCKS!!

KEEMO: YALAH, YOU LONG TIME NEVER VISIT.. SOMBONG FREAK.. HAHA.. I MISS YOU TOO, MAN!! ONE DAY I ORGANIZE REUNION, DON'T WORRY..

STRANGER: WOW, THANK YOU.. YOU'RE THE BEST 'STRANGER' SO FAR.. LOL..

FIRST OF ALL, I AM REALLY PROUD OF MYSELF..

I HAVE MANAGED TO COME TO SCHOOL EVERYDAY WITHOUT FAIL..

AND I WAS NOT LATE EVEN ONCE..

LET'S GIVE ME A CLAP!! *CLAP, CLAP*

SECONDLY, MY GRADES ARE SUPER!!

'A' AND 'B' ALL THE WAY!! AND ONE 'C'..

INSTEAD OF THE USUAL 'C','F' AND 'X'..

ANOTHER CLAP FOR ME PLEASE!! *CLAP, CLAP*
THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU'RE TOO KIND..

THAT'S NOTHING, REALLY..

OH WELL, IF YOU INSIST..

NOW, I'M BLUSHING.. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY, REMEMBER ABOUT MY JOB THING??

LAST FRIDAY AFTER SCHOOL, I WENT FOR THE INTERVIEW AT VIVO..

THEY TOLD ME TO WAIT..

AND I WAITED..

THEN THEY TOLD ME TO COME NEXT WEEK..

NOW HOW COCK IS THAT??

I CAME FROM ONE SIDE OF SINGAPORE TO THE OTHER SIDE OF SINGAPORE JUST FOR THAT TWO SENTENCE..

TAKE A SEAT..

COME BACK NEXT WEEK..

TO MAKE THINGS WORSE, HIS FACE WAS IRRITATING WHEN HE SAID THAT..

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY IRRITATING FACE??

OKAY, LET'S JUST PUT IT THIS WAY..IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR TEACHER WALKS TO YOUR TABLE AND ASKED YOU FOR LAST MONTH'S HOMEWORK WHILE LOOKING YOU RIGHT IN THE EYE..

YES, THAT IS WHAT I CALL AN IRRITATING FACE..

I FELT LIKE WHACKING HIS NOSE AT THAT TIME..

DAMN MY LUCK..

BUT STILL, I WILL HAVE TO GO FOR THE INTERVIEW NO MATTER HOW MUCH HIS FACE SUCKS..

HOWEVER, THINKING BACK, I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM LOOKING FOR A JOB..

I HAVE JUST ENOUGH MONEY TO GET BY SCHOOL AND STUFFS..

MAYBE, I JUST HAVE NO LIFE..

GO TO SCHOOL..

GO HOME DO REFLECTION JOURNAL..

SLEEP UNTIL NIGHT..

WAKE UP SHOWER..

WATCH CHINESE SHOWS.. (SOMETIMES REVISE SCHOOLWORK.. HEHE..)

SLEEP BACK..

THAT IS HOW I SPENT MY DAY MOST OF THE TIME..

SUCKS RIGHT??

WHAT TO DO..

IF EVERYTHING GOES TO PLAN, I WON'T BE DOING THAT ANYMORE..

I WILL BE TRAVELLING ALOT!!

AND I WILL MEET MANY PRETTY CAUCASIANS!!

WOHOO!!! HEHEHE......

LET'S TALK ABOUT TODAY..
TODAY IS A MONDAY FOR SOME FOOLS WHO STILL DON'T KNOW YET..
FIRSTLY, I WAS DRESSED DIFFERENTLY TODAY..
QUITE SMART, HEHE..
BUT I'M NOT SMART..
THIS IS SINGAPORE AND I WORE TWO LONG SLEEVES..
INSIDE AND OUTSIDE..
THE COLOUR?? BLACK!!
THAT'S NOTHING..
I EVEN WORE A TIE!!
OH MY GOD.. I WAS PRACTICALLY BURNING LIKE A BURNING MAN..
HUH????????? WHAT THE..

IT'S NOT ENTIRELY MY FAULT..
I WAS SUPPOSED TO WEAR A NORMAL SHIRT INSIDE BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE I PUT IT AFTER IRONING IT.. SILLY ME..
I WOKE UP LATE THIS MORNING, BY THE WAY..
SO I JUST GRABBED A LONG SLEEVE FROM MY WARDROBE AND WEAR IT..
IT WAS NOT IRONED..
AND THERE WAS ANOTHER LONG SLEEVE WHICH WAS IRONED..
SO I TAKE IT ALSO AND WEAR IT OVER THE OTHER ONE..
HAHA, FUCK FUCK FUCK!!
I COULD HAVE JUST WORE THE IRONED ONE ONLY..
THEN I GO TOILET SEE LIKE QUITE NICE..
OKLAH, I TAKE MY TIE AND COMPLETE THE WHOLE THING..
QUITE PRESENTABLE FOR MY INTERVIEW LATER IN THE EVENING..
ALRIGHT, DONE!!

I RAN TO THE LRT STATION..
THAT WAS WHERE I TURNED INTO A PIG..
I SWEAT LIKE A SWEATY MAN..
ONCE AGAIN.. HUH?? WHAT THE..

THANK GOD, THE LRT WAS QUITE EMPTY..
I EVEN GOT A SEAT.. SO..... YAY!!
HEY, IT'S NOT EVERYDAY THAT I GET TO SIT WHEN TAKING THE LRT..
WHEN I GET A SEAT, WHAT DO I DO??
I ACT LIKE I'M SLEEPING.. HAHA, WHY WHY??

BECAUSE I WON'T BE ABLE TO LOOK AT ANY PASSENGERS..
I DON'T WANT TO HAPPEN TO LOOK AT ANY ELDERLY OR WHATEVER 'PRIORITY' PASSENGERS AND END UP BEING GUILTY THEN GIVE UP THE SEAT TO THEM..
THEREFORE, BY CLOSING MY EYES, I WON'T FEEL GUILTY..
NOT MY FAULT WHAT.. I NEVER 'SEE' THEM..
WAHAHAHAHA!!!!
NO, I'M NOT EVIL..
I AM REALLY TIRED FROM ALL THE RUNNING PREVIOUSLY AND I WAS SWEATING NON-STOP HITS FOR GODS SAKES!!
COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK..

NEXT, THE MRT..
WHEN I REACHED THE MRT STATION, THE TRAIN HAS ARRIVED..
I THOUGHT I WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT..
SO ACT COOL LAH, WALK STRAIGHT INSTEAD OF TRYING TO RUN INTO THE TRAIN..
THEN I STAND BY THE RAILINGS..
CHEEBYE, THE DOOR STILL HAVEN'T CLOSE!!
THAT WAS WHEN I FINALLY THOUGHT I STOOD A CHANCE..
I WALK TOWARDS THE MRT..
THE FREAKING DOOR CLOSED!!
ARGHHH!!!
GUESS WHAT I DID??

HAHA!!
I TOOK OUT MY PHONE AND LOOK AT THE SIDE AS IF I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND SO PEOPLE WON'T THINK I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO ENTER THAT TRAIN..
DAMN PAISEY, MAN!!

THE NEXT TRAIN, I GOT TO SIT AGAIN.. HOORAY!!
THAT WAS WHEN I START TO WONDER..
IS TODAY HOLIDAY??
WHY GOT NOBODY??
WHY GOT NO STUDENTS??
AM I LATE??
I SPENT THE NEXT FEW MINUTES THINKING ABOUT THAT..
TURNS OUT THERE WAS SCHOOL..
LUCKY.. *PAT THE CHEST*

MANY PEOPLE ASKED ME THE SAME QUESTION..
WHY WEAR LIKE THAT??
THE FIRST PERSON WHO ASKED, I ANSWERED VERY ENTHUSIASTICALLY..

OH, I'M HAVING MY INTERVIEW TODAY!! WISH ME LUCK!!

THEN WHEN MORE PEOPLE ASK, CHEEBYE.. IRRITATING SIA..
HAHAHAHA, SORRY...
THAT ENTHUSIASTIC FEELING JUST DIE DOWN..

SCHOOL WAS FUN!!
THERE WAS MANY LAUGHTER!!
WE WERE VERY NOISY ESPECIALLY THE BOYS..
ALL OF THEM ARE 'ANTI-SMOKERS', FYI ..
ASS LAH!! THEIR HEAD!!
ANTI-SMOKER?? KAPUIIIII!!!!!!
ALL OF THEM ARE SMOKERS..
SO FAR, WE ARE VERY CLOSE NOW.. GOOD JOB!!
BUT TO THINK OF IT, EVERYDAY I GO TO SCHOOL, I SINNED..
WE ALWAYS GOSSIP ABOUT 'SOME' PEOPLE..
I WON'T NAME IT HERE IF NOT I DIE!!
LATER YOU ALL PAUTO ME, DON'T WANT..

HAHA..TODAY, I ATE WITH VIKAE AND BRYAN..
HAHA, THAT WAS QUITE UNEXPECTED ACTUALLY..
I WAS SITTING ALONE THEN VIKAE CALL ME..
SO I CAME OVER AND JOINED.. SOCIALIZE MAH.. HEH..
OH, ME AND BRYAN PLANNED TO WHACK ONE GUY DURING 2ND BREAK.. HAHAHAHAHA!!
CANNOT TAHAN, CANNOT TAHAN!!
WE DON'T MEAN IT LAH, OBVIOUSLY!!
JUST SAY FOR THE FUN OF IT..
WE VERY KIND ONE..

MY TEAM GOT FIVE PEOPLE TODAY..
BUT AFTER 2ND BREAK, ONLY LEFT 3 INCLUDING ME..
ALL MALAY BOYS..
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GET IF YOU JOIN THE MALAY BOYS TOGETHER..
CRAP!! NONSENSE!! GARBAGE!! BULLSHIT!!
BUT WE PULLED THROUGH.. OF COURSE!! WE CHAMPION LEY!!

AFTER SCHOOL, I WENT TO VIVO VIA MRT..
I FELL ASLEEP AND ONE TIME I ACCIDENTLY LEANED ON THE GUY BESIDE ME..
PRICELESS GAY MOMENT THERE..
I MET MY FRIENDS AT VIVO AND WENT FOR THE INTERVIEW..
THAT SAME GUY WITH THAT IRRITATING FACE WAS IN CHARGE..
NO CHOICE, HE HAS TO INTERVIEW ME..
THE INTERVIEW TAKE PLACE ANYWAY..
I REALISED HE DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD ACTUALLY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL..
HE ASKED ME SOME QUESTIONS AND JUST LIKE THAT, I GOT THE JOB..
OKAY, HE'S NOT IRRITATING AFTERALL.. HAHA, BOOTLICKER!!

I WENT WINDOW SHOPPING WITH MY BEST FRIEND, APEEZ..
WE WERE LOOKING FOR CLOTHES..
APEEZ WAS HOLDING THIS JACKET..
HE LOOKED AT THE PRICE TAG..
THEN I ASKED HOW MUCH..
HE REPLIED..

$130..

THEN I REPLIED..

OH, OKAY AH CAN LAH..

AFTER THAT WE PAUSED..
THEN LAUGH!!
WANNA KNOW WHY??

ACT SIA, JUST GOT A JOB LOOK AT THAT EXPENSIVE JACKET ALSO CAN STILL SAY CAN, NOT BAD..
LAST TIME, DON'T EVEN DARE ASK.. HAHA..

IF LAST TIME, HE LOOK AT THE PRICE TAG THEN HE PUT IT BACK, I GET THE MESSAGE..
THAT IT IS NOT WITHIN OUR REACH..
NOW????

CAN AH, NOT BAD..

HAHAHA!!! FUNNY SHIT!!
THE FUNNY THING IS THAT WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED WORKING!!
WHAT THE HELL, ANDY AND APEEZ!!

LET'S GET SERIOUS NOW..
I WILL NOW TALK ABOUT FUCKING MATREPS..
I SERIOUSLY,SERIOUSLY HATE THEM!!
IT'S UP TO YOU TO BELIEVE ME BUT LAST SATURDAY, MY FRIEND WAS SLASHED WITH A PARANG BY A GROUP OF MATREPS..
YES, SLASHED WITH A PARANG!!

THERE WERE 7 OF THEM AND THERE WERE ONLY 3 OF MY FRIENDS..
AND THEY STILL USED A GOD DAMN PARANG!!
IT'S THE USUAL STARE2 THING..
BUT MY FRIEND WASN'T STARING AT THEM..
HE HAPPENED TO LOOK AT THEM THEN THAT GUY NOT HAPPY..
HE AND HIS FRIENDS BROUGHT MY FRIENDS TO ONE PLACE AND TOOK OUT A PARANG..
MY FRIENDS RAN AND ONE OF THEM FELL..
AND THAT WAS IT..
HE GOT SLASHED..
3CM DEEP, MAN!!
I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT!!
HOWEVER, MY FRIEND IS OKAY NOW.. TOMORROW I GO VISIT HIM..
BUT STILL, WALAU HE GOT SLASHED!!
I'VE READ THAT IN THE NEWSPAPERS ALL THE TIME BUT NOW, IT'S MY OWN FRIEND..
TOTALLY UTTERLY UNREASONABLE!!

WHAT I LEARNT FROM THIS LESSON IS LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT..
SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HAVEN'T FINISH YET..
HAHA, KIDDING2..

HERE'S THE STORY..
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO OUT WITH THEM THAT DAY..
EVERYTHING WAS PLANNED ALREADY..
BUT MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO GO OUT ON THAT DAY BECAUSE SHE WANTS ME TO TAKE CARE OF MY SMALL BROTHER..
OF COURSE, I REJECTED HER OFFER.. HAH..
BUT MY FRIEND TOLD ME LAST MINUTE, PLAN CANCELLED..
THEY STILL WENT OUT EVENTUALLY WITHOUT ME.. HAHA, BUSTED..
NO LAH, THEY THOUGHT I BUSY OR SOMETHING..
THEN THAT THING HAPPENED..

THEREFORE, MY MUM WAS RIGHT WHICH IS FOR ME NOT TO GO OUT ON THAT DAY..
ALTHOUGH, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY LISTEN TO HER, I DIDN'T GO OUT ANYWAYS..
IF I WAS THERE WITH THEM, IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME GETTING SLASHED..
I TEND TO BREAK DOWN UNDER PRESSURE..
WHAT IF IT WAS ME WHO FELL DOWN??
WHICH MEANS I'LL BE THE ONE GETTING SLAYED..
VERY SCARY LEY, IF I WAS THERE, I THINK I WOULD REALLY GET FRIGHTENED..

IMAGINE LAH, PEOPLE POINTING A PARANG AT YOU..
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS, MAN..
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS.. VERY SHOCKING AND SCARY!!
LAST TIME, I HELP OUT MY MUM COOK THEN SHE WILL USE THE CHOPPER TO CUT THE FISH..
HEY, THAT COUNTS ALRIGHT!!

I TOLD MY FRIEND THIS..

NEXT TIME, YOU GRAB THEIR GIRLFRIEND AND DO THAT HOSTAGE THING LAH..
THREATEN THEM A LITTLE BIT..

LET ME GO!! IF NOT, I'LL HURT HER!!

MY FRIEND SAY NO WEAPON..
I SAY GOT WHAT..
YOUR COCK!!
HAHA, OKAY M-18 LIAO..
SORRY, CENSORED.. HAH..

HERE'S A PIECE OF ADVICE I HAVE FOR YOU..

IF YOU GO OUT, BE VERY CAREFUL..
TRY TO LOOK DOWN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE..
IF NOT, THEY THINK YOU STARE AT THEM LAH WHAT SHIT..
IT'S BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY..
BE A TURTLE.. SLOW AND SAFE..
YOU MAY CHOOSE NOT TO DO THIS..
BUT!!!!
UNLESS YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PARANG, THAT IS!! HAH!!

OR EASY LAH, BE LIKE ME..
EMO HAIR..
AT LEAST, IT COVER YOUR EYES SO THEY CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR STARING AT THEM..
REALLY, IT'S QUITE EFFECTIVE..
AFTER I HAVE THIS HAIRSTYLE, I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THIS STARING THING..
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
GROW YOUR HAIR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE..
THEY WILL THINK YOU ARE EMO AND EMO PEOPLE ARE BY FAR THE MOST DANGEROUS GROUP OF PEOPLE..
THEY HAVE PENKNIVES!! AND THEY ARE EVEN GOOD AT USING THEM!!
IF THEY DARE TO CUT THEMSELVES, THEY WILL ALSO DARE TO CUT OTHER PEOPLE..
IT'S THE BEST WAY TO LOOK COOL WITHOUT NOT LOOKING LIKE YOU WANNA PICK A FIGHT..

YOU STARE AT YOUR OWN HAIR THEN FIGHT WITH YOUR OWN HAIR LAH IF YOU BORING..

OI HAIR, WHY YOU STARING AT ME??

WHERE GOT??

STOP IT, IF NOT I CUT YOU!!

I'M NOT!!

THAT'S IT!! I'M GETTING YOU 'SLASHED' TOMORROW WITH A SCISSORS!!

LOL-LIPOP!!

BUT SERIOUSLY, I MEAN IT..
BE VERY CAREFUL WHEN YOU GO OUT..
DON’T STEP HERO OR ACT FIERCE..
FYI, MY 3 FRIENDS ARE QUITE SCARY-LOOKING..
THEY LOOK VERY INTIDIMATING..
IF I DON’T KNOW THEM, I WOULD THINK THEY ARE GANSGTERS..
BUT STILL WHAT HAPPEN??
STILL KENA CONFRONT..
SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US??
NOWHERE..

I WENT HOME AND SHARE THE STORY WITH MY DAD..
AT LEAST TODAY HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SHARE LAH..
INSTEAD OF THE USUAL SCHOOL LIFE STORY..
I GOT SCOLDED SIA, ASS..
I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE IT, HE SCOLDED ME..
I WENT.....

HEY DAD, I WAS NOT EVEN THERE!!
THAT WAS MY FRIEND, NOT ME!!
I'M JUST TELLING THE STORY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! (CHEY, DRAMA.. HAHA..)

HE SAY I MIX WITH BAD COMPANY LAH..
HAIYOO..
ADULTS................
THEY NEVER UNDERSTAND, DO THEY??
DAD WINS IN THE DEBATE, OBVIOUSLY..
WE KIDS ALWAYS HAVE TO LOSE..

SO I WAS LIKE..
OKAY FINE, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT..
THIS WILL BE THE LAST, I SWEAR..
FOR NOW, WE'LL JUST STICK TO MY BORING SCHOOL LIFE STORY..
YOU WILL HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT WHETHER YOU LIKE OR NOT..

ANGRY SIA..
I JUST WANT TO SHARE AND HAVE A DECENT CHAT..
TO MAKE THE TIE BONDS CLOSER.. CHEY, CHEY!! HAH..
THEN KENA, BLASTED!!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WRONG I DID UNTIL KENA LIKE THAT..
TSK, TSK, TSK..

AFTER THIS INCIDENT, I DECIDED TO KEEP MY HAIR..
YOU MAY CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT..

I DON'T CARE.. EMO, POSER..

IT'S LIKE WHATEVER, BITCH!!
I JUST WANT TO BE VOID OF EYE CONTACT!!

I STILL WANT TO LIVE, MAN!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BYEBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO COMMENT ON THIS TOPIC..

I WILL END THIS VERY LONG POST WITH THREE WORDS..

AND IT'S NOT 'I LOVE YOU'..

FUCK YOU MATREPS!!

you laughed your ass off @ 8:31:00 PM