I MURDERED OUR LOVE.....

2010-02-27T19:35:00.000+08:00

HEY, FEBRUARY..

2010-01-17T22:15:00.005+08:00

HEY, YOU CAME!! HAHA.. CONGRATS!!
TAKE A LOOK AT IT YOURSELF.. I'M SPEECHLESS.. TSK, TSK, TSK..
ENJOY....... CUTE SIA THIS OLD MAN!!
OH, TO GET THE MAXIMUM SATISFACTION, STARE AT IT FOR AT LEAST 20 SECONDS, ADMIRING EVERY DETAIL OF THIS ART PIECE..
ESPECIALLY THE CENTRE PART OF THE PICTURE!!

WOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE SAYING OH MY GOD??

YEAH, I SAID THAT TOO THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS.. HAHA!!

TRUE DEFINITION OF BEING CAUGHT RED-HANDED!! GET IT?? LOL!

YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE AZRY SMILING HAPPILY AT THE RIGHT CORNER WATCHING THIS SPECTACLE LIVE!! LUCKY HIM!!

WOW!! THE FEELING OF SEEING THE ONE YOU REALLY HATE GETTING MOLESTED BY ERM, ANOTHER MAN IS REALLY AWWWWW, SO DARN GOOD..

I SWEAR I WOULD PAY IF I COULD WATCH THIS EVERYDAY.. HAHA, GAY FREAK!!

AND TO EVEN GET THE PHOTO TAKEN IS A BONUS PLUS POINT.. HEHE..

I WOULDN'T MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD.. EVER!!

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN HITTING YOUR BEST FRIEND WITH A CUCUMBER!!

OKOK, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU.. IT'S NOT REAL!!

HIS HAND WAS JUST INCHES BEHIND THE REAL THING.. LMAO!!

HE ALMOST GOT CAUGHT FOR THIS CAUSE!!

HE'S A BRAVE SOLDIER.. RESPECT!! RUSYDI.............. HAHAHAHA....

HEY, DON'T FORGET ME.. I PLAY A PART TOO!!

I TOOK THIS PHOTO EH.. RESPECT!! ANDY.......

I PAID A PRICE FOR THIS TOO, MAN..

MY PHONE MEMORY WAS FULL..

RUSYDI WAS ALREADY POSING..

I PANIC AND I DELETED MY PRECIOUS VIDEO OF ME AND MY FRIEND..
GRRRRRR.......

MY FACI LIKE SO FUCKING STUPID SIA.. SERIOUSLY..

I CAME LATE THAT TIME, DURING 1ST BREAK..

WHEN HE ENTERED THE CLASS, I GIVE THAT HEHE-I-KNOW-I'M-LATE FACE..

HE SMILED BACK CHEEKILY..

AFTER A FEW MINUTES, HE SAID THIS..

OH, ANDY!! YOU ARE HERE!! I THOUGHT YOU NEVER CAME?? HAHAHAHAHA.....

ERM, SUCK MY DICK CAN?? IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY AT THE FIRST PLACE..

AND TALK ABOUT SLOW REACTION.. GOSH.......... SLUT..

THEN WHO DID YOU SMILE TO WHEN YOU ENTERED THE CLASS, OLD-TIMER?

HE'S SO WEIRD, IT'S SCARING ME!!

HMM ANYWAY, AS BAD AS I KNOW YOU WANT TO PHOTOSHOP THIS SHIT, I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT FIRST..

COME ON, MY ASS IS ON THE LINE HERE!!

WHAT IF IT GETS WAY TOO HOT TO HANDLE??

I WILL HAVE TO FACE DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS SIA..

NO, THANKS.. I WILL DELETE THIS POST AFTER A FEW DAYS..

FOR THOSE WHO HAVE SEEN IT, YOU ARE PRIVILIGED..

FOR THE OTHERS, AWWWW TOO BAD.. DO YOUR OWN!! HAHA!!

WARNING!! IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS..

THE TIMING NEEDS TO BE PERFECT..

ONLY GOOD PHOTOGRAPHERS CAN MANAGE THIS FEAT.. ERHEM, ERHEM.. *POINTING AT ME* HEHE..

OH, I FORGOT.. THE PHRASE OF THE WEEK.. MADE FAMOUS BY MY FACI UP THERE..

IT'S NOT EXACTLY THE SAME WORD FOR WORD BUT THIS IS THE BEST I CAN REMEMBER..

FACI: NABIL, STOP IT.. IF YOU CONTINUE DOING THAT, THERE ARE MANY THINGS I CAN DO TO YOU IF I WANT..

(AT THAT POINT OF TIME, I THOUGHT.. " WOW, FIERCE SIA!!")

NABIL: LIKE?

FACI: I CAN CALL THE DISCIPLINE MASTER..

WHOLE CLASS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

KENTAL!! PUSSY!! HEY, THIS IS NOT SECONDARY SCHOOL LAH!! HAHA, LOSER!!

GUYS, HOLD ON!! WE CAN DO THIS!!

JUST 3 MORE WEEKS OF GRANDPA'S NONSENSE!!

SOON, EVERYTHING WILL END.. AND YOU WILL LIVE TO TELL THE STORY..

I WAS THERE AND I SURVIVED..

2010-01-04T23:02:00.010+08:00

CHECK OUT MY AFTER-BANGON-TIDO-HAIR PICTURES..
I ACCIDENTALLY SLEPT DURING AN MSN CONVERSATION AND WOKE UP WITH THE LAPTOP STILL ON..
APE LAGI, WEBCAM AH.. HAHAHA!!!!

I CAN'T DO A MOHAWK WITH MY HAIR SO THIS IS THE BEST I COULD DO..

I WAS ACTUALLY SINGING THUS THIS.........................

I JUST REALISED THIS..
I'VE BEEN BLOGGING FOR 4 YEARS.. WOW!!
SEC 2, SEC 3, SEC 4, POLY 1ST YEAR..
I'M GETTING OLD TOO.. :(

4 YEARS MAN, DIDN'T EXPECT I WOULD LAST THIS LONG WITH BLOGGER SERVICE..
WHEN I FIRST START OUT, BLOGGING WAS THOUGHT OF AS A GIRLY THING..
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN..
IT'S LIKE ONLY GIRLS DO THIS REPORTING THINGS ABOUT THEIR DAILY LIFE..

OH MY GOD, ANDY!! YOU HAVE A 'DIARY'??!! EEEWWWW, THAT'S SO SISSY!! LIKE GAY, MAN.. NOT COOL..

WELL, I NEVER CARED AND HERE I AM.. STILL STANDING STRONG..
CONGRATS TO ME, OF COURSE.. :)

HMMM, THIS WEEK I TOTALLY SUCK..
AND I MEAN TOTALLY SUCK..

MONDAY- ONLY CAME FOR THE UT
TUESDAY- CAME DURING 2ND BREAK, NEVER DO RJ
WEDNESDAY- NEVER COME AT ALL!!
THURSDAY- CAME DURING 2ND BREAK, BUT GO DO RJ.. HEHE.
FRIDAY WHICH IS TOMORROW, I STILL NOT SURE..

HOW SUCKY IS THAT SHIT??
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THE NEW YEAR WOULD MOTIVATES ME TO HAVE HIGHER SOCKS, I WORE SLIPPER INSTEAD.. (IN REFERENCE TO THE PHRASE.. *BETTER BUCK UP, PULL UP YOUR SOCKS THINGY*)

WHAT ELSE, NEXT WEEK ALL OUT AH..
MEANS NO MSN, FACEBOOK, CS, PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER, AND ERM DOTA?? (I JUST INSTALLED THE GAME, FYI.. NOT MUCH OF A FAN BUT MY FRIENDS ASK ME JOIN.. I JUST GO WITH THE FLOW..)

I DON'T THINK I CAN AVOID FROM MSN.. IT'S LIKE A MUST THING..
NEED TO SEND ERHEM, ERHEM AND STUFFS.. HAHA, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING??!!
NOLAH!! I MEANT SEND RESOURCES.. AH, THAT'S RIGHT.. HEHE..

OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M NEVER GOOD AT GAMES..
I'M BORN A LOSER IN GAMES, I'M SURE OF THAT..
NO MATTER HOW GOOD I AM, I WILL ALWAYS LOSE TRAGICALLY..
FOR EXAMPLE, PRO EVOLUTION..
I WAS LEADING TILL THE END..
I CONCEDED A GOAL AT 84TH MINUTE BECAUSE MY LAST MAN WAS OUT INJURED..
AND AT 91ST MINUTE, I SCORED!! AN OWN GOAL!!
I FREAKING LOST!!

HOW UNLUCKY AM I?
NOT TO MENTION, I NEVER STOOD A CHANCE WITH THE REST IN OTHER GAMES LIKE CS..
EVEN FACEBOOK GAMES, I CANNOT GET THE HIGH SCORE!!
FACEBOOK GAMES LEY!! IT'S LIKE THE MOST BASIC GAMES EVER..
NOW I'M REALLY DEPRESSED.. I'M GONNA HIT MY HEAD ON THE WALL AND HOPE THAT I WOULD DIE FROM A RANDOM NAIL THAT HIT MY EARS..

OKAY NVM, PERHAPS I WOULD DO IT LATER AFTER I FINISH THIS POST..

I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT SEMESTER.. I AM GOING TO BE A SENIOR!!
AND YES, 4 DAYS SCHOOL!! WOHOO!!
SCHOOL STARTS AT A LATER TIME SOME MORE.. WEEE!!!! LIFE IS GOOD!!
HOWEVER, THE THOUGHT OF ME STARTING MY COURSE DISGUSTS ME..
I GOT A RANDOM SHITTY COURSE..
DIGITAL ENTERTAINMENT ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING.. HUH??!!

I WANT SCHOOL OF HOSPITALITY AT RP, MAN!! 17 POINTS CAN WHAT??
WHY NEVER PUT ME THERE HUH, GOVERNMENT??
SLACKER!! NABEI!! CHEEBEI!! NI NAO YA!!

OH, BY THE WAY, WHY DOES EVERYONE LAUGH AT ME WHEN I SAY I DO CONSIDER BEING AN MRT DRIVER??
HAHAHAHAHA!! OKAY, I JUST LAUGHED AT MYSELF..
BUT SERIOUSLY, ISN'T IT AN OKAY JOB?
THEN THOUGHT OF HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DEPENDING ON ME TO GET TO THEIR DESTINATION JUST MAKE MY SELF-EGO SMILE..
WHO CARES ABOUT BEING ALONE??!! I GET TO TRAVEL AROUND SINGAPORE EVERY SINGLE DAY.. FUN WHAT..
THEN IF MY CHILDREN ASK ME WHERE DID I GO..

OH, EVERYWHERE SON..

BYEBYE!! CAO!!

2009-12-24T10:46:00.007+08:00

THAT'S NOT MY HAIR!! THAT'S MY CAP!!

(ANYWAY, THIS WAS ME ON MY FIRST DAY TO SCHOOL AT REPUBLIC POLYTECHNIC.. IF ANYONE CAN EVER REMEMBER THAT.. YEAH, THAT'S ME 8 MONTHS AGO.. I WAS NERVOUS ACTUALLY.. SO WHEN I LEFT THE HOUSE, I TOOK A PHOTO TO SEE HOW I LOOK.. HAH, TALK ABOUT BEING VAIN.. SHUT UP, BITCH.. I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.. )

ALOT OF THANKS AND LOVES TO..

-MISS NAT (MY HISTORY TEACHER..)

-RHEAA

-HAFIZZ

-MIN

-ZHIXIANG

-ANIP

-SHIQIN

THANK YOU GUYS FOR CARING FOR ME..

IT MEANS A WHOLE LOT..

I LOVE YOU PEOPLE..

IN TIMES OF CRISIS, YOU WILL FIND OUT WHO YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE..

WHEN I WAS DOWN AND DYING, NOBODY WAS THERE..

BUT THESE 7 PEOPLE ARE..

ALTHOUGH IT MAY JUST BE A SIMPLE WISH, IT'S STILL SOMETHING RIGHT..

AND TO MY MUM TOO..

FOR TAKING CARE OF ME..

I LOVE YOU..

IN MY NEXT POST, I WILL POST MY 'RAMBOT/MUKE BARU BANGON TIDO' PICTURES..

QUITE COOL, ACTUALLY..

YOU HAVE TO SEE IT..

A CHANCE TO HAVE AN IDEA OF HOW I LOOK AFTER WAKING UP..

MY HAIR ESPECIALLY.. HEH..

I WILL HAVE TO END IT SHORT FOR NOW..

I NEED TO GET READY TO GO OUT WITH MY MUM..

AND ONE LAST TIME, I'M REALLY GLAD TO KNOW THAT THERE ARE ACTUALLY SOMEBODY WHO CARES..

THANKS EHK!!

FOR THE OTHERS WHO DIDN'T, ERM THANKS TOO..

BUT THE THANKS IS IN SARCASTIC TONE.. HAHA, OKAY BYEBYE!!

2009-12-13T16:56:00.004+08:00

37.8 -- 38.4 -- 39.6

MAN, I'M GETTING SICKER BY THE DAY..
THOUGHT THE HEADACHE TWO DAYS AGO WAS NOTHING..
IT EVENTUALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME..
NOW, I'M BED-RIDDEN..
WITH JUST A LAPTOP FOR COMPANY..
I FEEL SO PATHETIC..

I'M SUPPOSED TO ATTEND MY FRIEND'S WEDDING AND I EVEN PROMISED HER..
SHE MUST BE ANGRY AT ME, FOR SURE..
MY FRIENDS TOO COZ I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM..
THEY DON'T SEEM TO BELIEVE THAT I'M SICK..
I REGRET IT TOTALLY..

I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE PILLS SOONER..
I FEEL SO STUPID..
I HOPE I'LL BE BETTER BY SCHOOL TOMORROW..
AND I'LL REGAIN MY VOICE FOR TUESDAY'S JAM..

HMM, AT TIMES LIKE THIS...
HOW I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND.. HAHA, ASSHOLE ANDY!!
BEING SICK WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN, AM I RIGHT??
AT LEAST THERE WILL BE SOMEONE TO CARE FOR ME.. (OTHER THAN MY MUM, OF COURSE..)
IT WILL BE LIKE..

AWW, MY DARLING ANDY IS SICK.. POOR THING..

DON'T WORRY, I WILL BE JUST FINE..

BUT YOU DON'T SEEM SO.. YOUR VOICE IS SO DIFFERENT.. (OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION.. THIS IS A PHONE CONVERSATION.. :p )

IS IT? I'LL BE OKAY IF YOU SING ME A SONG..

*STARTS SINGING*

WOW!! I'M OKAY LIAO!!

LIAR!! YOUR VOICE IS STILL DIFFERENT!!

I LOVE YOU..

I LOVE YOU TOO..

HAHA, SO IMAGINATIVE AH ME..
DON'T BLAME ME, MAN.. I'M JEALOUS!!
WHY IS IT THAT OTHER PEOPLE FEEL SICK HAPPILY WHILE I FEEL SICK AS A LONER??
IT'S NOT COOL AND IT'S NOT FAIR.. GRRRRRR....
I NEED AN ANGEL!! COME OUT NOW!!

OKAY, ALL OF THAT ASIDE..
I WILL FIND A JOB DURING THE HOLIDAYS..
AS A WAITER..... COZ THAT'S THE ONLY THING I'M GOOD AT..
WHO WANTS TO FOLLOW SUIT PLEASE TELL ME..
I WILL ALSO GET MY HAIR TREATED, MOST PROBABLY IF GOT ENOUGH MONEY..
HMM, WHAT ELSE.. I THINK THAT'S ALL..
GOODBYE!!

WISH ME WELL, YEAH..
I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IT AND I WILL LOVE YOU MORE..
HAH, NO SHAME..

AND OH, IF YOU'RE READING THIS IN RESPONSE TO MY MSN, THE 1042 WORD POST IS BELOW..
I MEAN THE PREVIOUS ENTRY LERR..
THANK YOU..

2009-12-09T20:42:00.011+08:00

KNOCK, KNOCK..

WHO'S THERE??

YA..

YA WHO??

WHAT YAHOO?? JUST OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR!!

THIS PICTURE BROUGHT ME PROUD..
ME AND MY FRIEND CHALLENGED WHO CAN EDIT AND TURN A DULL PICTURE INTO SOMETHING ARTISTIC USING JUST A HANDPHONE..

HUH, WHO WIN?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??
ME, OF COURSE..
NICE RIGHT??
HEHE.. THANK YOU.. *BLUEK*
LOOK, LOOK!! I EVEN CAUGHT A FLY WITH MY BARE FINGERS!!
COOL OR WHAT.. HAHA..

THIS IS THE BEFORE..
YA, I KNOW IT'S A DIFFERENT PICTURE..
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I SAVED THE ORIGINAL COPY..
SO JUST MAKE DO WITH THIS AS AN EXAMPLE..

SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE SAYING WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL..
HECK, MAN!! HECK!!
I WAS NEVER GOOD AT THIS PHOTO THING..
THIS IS CONSIDERED A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT, MAN..*LOOKS AT TAGBOARD*HMM, INTERESTING.....
I'M STILL WAITING FOR SPAMMER'S REPLY..
AWW, SPAMMER DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY WITH ME ANYMORE.. :(

SALLY: HAHA, OF COURSE!! THIS IS ANDY!!

RAJ: NICE TRY.. YOU GO SIT ONE SIDE AND EMO LAH SEE OLD PEOPLE EAT ALONE.. LMAO!!

PASSER2: ERM..............

LIFE MUST GO ON................... NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
THE OTHER DAY, SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED TO ME..
THIS GUY OVERHEARD MY NAME WRONGLY AND HE CALLED ME 'DADDY'..
INSTEAD OF ANDY..
DADDY KEPALA HOTAK HANG!! HAHA..
IMAGINE AN OLDER GUY CALLING YOU 'DADDY'..
IT MAKES MY HAIR STAND MOHAWK, MAN!! EEEEEEEEEEEE...
ANDY WILL DO JUST FINE, SON.. LOL, WHAT THE.....

YESTERDAY, EVERYBODY ASKED ME WHY WAS I SO FORMAL..
IT'S JUST A STUPID UNIFORM AND JEANS FOR GODS SAKES!!
EVEN MY FACI KAYPOH AND ASKED..

WOW, ANDY.. WHY SO SMART?? GOT DATE ISIT??

YA, A HOT ONE.. *WINKS*

WITH WHO??

MY 'GIRLFRIEND'..

WHERE'S YOUR TIE??

INSIDE MY BAG..

LAYANKAN JE LAH............... HAHAHA!!!!!!!
LIKE WHAT ONLY..
UNTIL TIE ALL COME OUT..
STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH LAH FACI, JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE ME..
HAHA, NAH SHE'S TOO OLD..
I DON'T WANT TO DIE FROM DRINKING EXPIRED MILK..
NOW THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S FUNNY IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT..
AFTER THAT DAY, I MADE A DECISION NEVER TO WEAR THAT SHIRT ANYMORE.. AT LEAST FOR NOW..
MAKES ME LOOK NERDY AND I HAVE TO ANSWER MANY QUESTIONS SOME MORE.

HMMMMM, TODAY I WAS SO STUPID..
I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY UT CLIENT 30 MINS BEFORE THE PAPER..
I TOLD FACI TO GET IT BACK FOR ME..
HE SAY NO TIME, JUST DO ON PAPER.. CHEEBYE, DO ON PAPER..

I WENT OUT OF THE CLASS AND RAN TO IT HELP DESK..
I GOT STOPPED BY A GROUP OF AUNTIES OUTSIDE THE AGORA HALL.. (TURNS OUT THEY ARE INVIGILATORS..)
THEY TOLD ME THAT IS AN EXAM HALL NOT IT HELP DESK..
WALAU, I WAS SO LOST!!
I RAN ONE ROUND AROUND THE SCHOOL LOOKING FOR THE STUPID IT HELPDESK..
THE PEOPLE AROUND THERE HAPPY AH..
SEE ONE NOOB RUNNING AROUND THE SCHOOL LIKE A MAD MAN CARRYING A HEAVY LAPTOP AND GRIPPING HIS PANTS.. (MY PANTS WAS SLIPPING.......... WEIRD..)

FOUND OUT IT WAS AT LIBRARY LEVEL THREE!! MY GOODNESS!!
I RUN UP THE STAIRS LIKE A DOG..
I MADE SO MUCH NOISE, I RECEIVED QUITE A NUMBER OF STARES..
WHAT?? WANT TO FIGHT AH?? LATER MY LAPTOP OKAY LIAO THEN WE FIGHT AH..
IRRITATING SIA!! PEOPLE UNLUCKY STILL WANT TO KAYPOH AND KACAO..

THURSDAY, I WOKE UP LATE..
I REACHED CLASS AT 10.30.A.M..
COME INSIDE CLASS LIKE SUPERSTAR..
I HEARD PEOPLE SHOUTING MY NAME..
I ALSO HEARD 'MAMPOS.. SO 'EARLY' AH..' IN THE BACKGROUND..
SHAKED HANDS WITH MY 'FANS'.. HAHA..
MY FRIENDS WAS LIKE HIGH-FIVE-ING ME FOR NO REASON..
SO I JUST GO WITH THE FLOW..TOOK MY SEAT, TURN ON LAPTOP, FACEBOOK...... ATTITUDE.........
I THINK THAT WAS HOW I SPENT THE REST OF MY DAY AT SCHOOL..
I WAS PLAYING GAMES AT FACEBOOK WITH MY FRIENDS..
I’M REALLY CONFUSED BY MY FACI..
HE’S TRULY WEIRD.. HE’S A MONKEY..
2 WEEKS BEFORE, I CAME EARLY, I DID WORKSHEET AND PPT, I GOT ‘D’..
LAST WEEK, I CAME IN 2ND MEETING , I DID NOTHING BUT PLAY GAMES, I GOT’ B’..
SO MIGHT AS WELL I CARRY ON DOING WHAT I’M DOING RIGHT?
THAT’S WHAT I TOLD MY FRIENDS..
I AM GOING TO COME ON 2ND MEETING EVERY COGNITIVE LESSON FROM NOW ON..

FRIDAY.... WHICH IS TODAY..
IT WAS SO COOL..
I THINK IT’S THE FIRST TIME I DID NOTHING AT ALL..
NOT EVEN PRESENTING..
ME AND THE OTHER MALAY BOYS TOLD FACI WE ARE GOING FOR PRAYERS..
WE LEPAK OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY INSTEAD..
JUST PRACTICALLY DOING NOTHING INTERESTING..
THAT’S WHAT THEY MEANT BY ‘LEPAK’ RIGHT..
OH, I FELL ASLEEP TOO.. FOR AWHILE ONLY..

WE RETURNED TO CLASS AT 2.40P.M..
AMIRRUL STILL NEED TO PRESENT.. HAHA!!
COZ HIS GROUP HAVEN’T PRESENT YET..
I WONDER WHAT WILL BE MY GRADES FOR TODAY..

HMMM, UT WAS EASY..
NOT TRYING TO ACT BUT YEAH, IT’S EASY..
JUST THAT I HAVE NO CALCULATOR WHICH IT MAKES IT HARDER TO DO..
AND SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED JUST WHEN THE UT STARTS..
FACI WALKED IN BETWEEN ME AND NABIL..

THE SPACE WAS SO NARROW YET HE STILL WANT TO WALK THERE..
HE ACCIDENTALLY HIT NABIL’S CHAIR AND TRIPPED..
THEN HE BLAMED NABIL FOR PUSHING HIM..
WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT??!!

HE WAS LIKE SAYING..

NABIL.. LAST WARNING.. YOU DON’T PUSH ME LIKE THAT AH..

AFTER THAT, SHAN PUT A SWEET IN HIS MOUTH AND HE GOT SCOLDED..
MY MATHS FACI IS THE MOST HATED PERSON FOR NOW.. PERIOD..

SHIT, I FORGOT THE MAIN HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY..
WE WERE CELEBRATING DEAR AHMAD’S BIRTHDAY TODAY..
HE WAS TORTURED, MAN..
HE WAS ASKED TO REMOVE THE CANDLES ON THE CAKE WITH HIS MOUTH AND THERE WAS CAKE ALL OVER HIS FACE AND THERE WAS ALSO SALIVA ON THE CAKE..
HAHAHAHAHA, SHIT!! I ATE IT!! HE TOLD ME THAT AFTER I ATE IT!! STUPID FUCK!!
TOOK PICTURES AS USUAL..
AFTER PHOTOTAKING SESSION, SOMEONE PULLED HIM AND PINNED HIM ON THE TABLE..
SO I WENT LIKE..

OH, SHIT!! OH, SHIT!! YES, BIRTHDAY BASH!! LET ME AT EM’!! LET ME AT EM’!!

I JOIN LAH, WHAT ELSE..
ME AND AZRY PULL HIS HANDS AND PINNED IT ON THE TABLE..
THEN THE REST JOINED..
AHMAD WAS QUITE STRONG, TO BE HONEST..
I STRUGGLED BADLY..
THE BOYS HOLD HIM DOWN, THE GIRLS TICKLED HIM..
THEN IT ENDED QUITE ABRUPTLY..
SUDDENLY, FINISH..
I WAS CONFUSED..

THAT’S IT?? THAT’S THE BIRTHDAY BASH??

I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING MUCH MORE..
IT WAS LIKE STARTING SEMANGAT2, MAN!!
EVERYBODY WAS MAKING SO MUCH NOISE AND WE WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN..
THEN AT LAST, ALL THEY COULD AFFORD IS SOME PATHETIC TICKLES..
HAHA, SERIOUS SHIT.. I WAS DISAPPOINTED..
EVEN WEIXIANG ASKED ME..

EH, ANDY.. JUST NOW WHAT THEY ACTUALLY WANT TO DO AH??

I HAVE NO IDEA, WEIXIANG.. DON’T ASK ME..

THEN WE BOTH LAUGHED LIKE WHAT.. HAHAHAHA.......

ENOUGH ABOUT MY LIFE..
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL IS NEXT MONDAY.. YAY!!
I HAVE LINED UP A LIST OF INTERESTING ACTIVITIES TO DO..
SLEEP, SLEEP AND MORE SLEEP!!
OH YAH, I FORGOT TO MENTION ONE MORE..
SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO YOU NOTICED THE WEATHER NOWADAYS IS QUITE WARM??
VERY WARM RIGHT??
I REALLY CANNOT TAKE IT..
EVEN NOW, I’M SWEATING AND BLOGGING IN JUST MY BOXERS..
AFTER THIS POST IS DONE, I WILL TAKE A SHOWER FOR THE SECOND TIME FOR DINNER TIME..
OH, FUCK.. MY TOWEL IS STILL WET..
NVM, GOT EXTRA.. HAH..
THIS IS RANDOM STUFFS, MAN.. SORRY..

HMMMM, LATELY I FEEL REALLY BORED..
AS IN REALLY, REALLY BORED..
FACEBOOK IS NOT AN OPTION ANYMORE..
THEN MSN ALSO LIKE NOBODY WANTS TO CHAT WITH ME..
THEY ALL SO BUSY SIA.. GOT PROJECTS LAH, WORK LAH AND OTHER STUFFS.. OR JUST PLAIN LAZY TO CHAT..
I FEEL LIKE I’M THE ONLY FREE PERSON RIGHT NOW..
HAIYOOOOO............
WHEN I’M BUSY, THEY NOT BUSY..
WHEN I’M NOT BUSY, THEY BUSY..
JSUT LIKE THE TAXI THING..
WHEN YOU NEED ONE, YOU CAN’T FIND ONE..
WHEN YOU DON’T NEED ONE, YOU SEE THEM EVERYWHERE..
WHY IS LIFE SO WEIRD AH??
BUT QUITE COOL ACTUALLY.. HEHE..

IF NOT, THERE WON’T BE ANY BROKEN HEARTS..
YOU LIKE THAT PERSON, HE/SHE DON’T LIKE YOU.. AND VICE-VERSA..
UNDERSTAND??
IT JUST MAKES LIKE MORE INTERESTING AND OBVIOUSLY MORE REASONS FOR US TO COMPLAIN ABOUT..

WOW, 1356 WORDS!!
THAT’S THE WORD COUNT SO FAR..
I THINK I AM IN THE RUNNING FOR THE MOST BECOK BLOGGER AWARD.. LMAO..
I SHOULD STOP NOW BEFORE I CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT MEANINGLESS STUFFS LIKE THE WEATHER WHICH I ALREADY DID JUST NOW..
SO HERE IS WHERE WE PART FOR NOW..
BYEBYE.. SEE YOU AGAIN!!

2009-12-04T18:27:00.002+08:00

THIS POST IS FOR ERHEM, ERHEM.. 'PASSER'.. PSSSST, PSSSST..........

FIRSTLY......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!
WHATEVER, BITCH..
YOU PROBABLY MESS WITH THE WRONG GUY..
I CAN CHECK FOR SPAMMERS, DUMB ASS..
AND HEY, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE..
I EVEN GOT YOUR NAME.. DON'T FORGET, I STUDIED COMPUTER PROGRAMMINGS..

WANT ME TO PUBLISH IT HERE????

REPLY ME YEAH.. :)
I CAN EMBARRASS YOU RIGHT HERE ANYTIME I WANT..
OR YOU CAN JUST REPLY ME VIA MSN IF YOU DON'T LIKE 'PUBLICITY'..
AWWWWWWWWW...........

WRONG PERSON, WRONG BLOG, WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIMING..
MAN, THAT IS EVERY SPAMMER'S DEEPEST NIGHTMARE..
SORRY..
AND YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD, I CAN TAIL DOWN YOUR IP NUMBER AND SEND YOU 'UNWANTED' THINGS..
WE PROBABLY DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, DO WE??

OH, WAIT WAIT..
YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT..
SO.............

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WAIT FOR MY NEXT MOVE.. :)

2009-12-04T06:43:00.001+08:00

BLOG WILL BE UPDATED SOON ENOUGH..
I'VE NOT BEEN FEELING QUITE WELL THESE FEW DAYS..
SORRY YER............................

2009-11-24T16:47:00.003+08:00

SUPERMAN RETURNS!!!!!!!! TAIKO BOY STRIKES AGAIN!!

NOW, HOW OFTEN CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE WITH A WHITE CLOUD, SUN, BLUE SKY AND A FREAK ALL IN IT??

IF YOU LOOK PROPERLY, I'M NOT LOOKING UP..
I'M ACTUALLY FLYING!! IT WAS TAKEN FROM BELOW..
OH, I LOOK LIKE MASKED RIDER TOO.. HAHA.. THE SHADES LAH, DUMMY..

BEFORE ANYTHING, HERE ARE TAG REPLIES.. LECEH LAH WRITE THERE..

PASSER: NAH, I'M THE STUPID ONE.. I FELL INSIDE THE TRAP..

ZASHANA: ERM, KILLING AS IN?? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.. *SCRATCH HEAD*

OKAY, GOODIE.. NOW I'M ALL SET..
I WOKE UP LATE FOR TWO CONSECUTIVE DAYS..
IN OTHER WORDS, I NEVER COME TO SCHOOL FOR TWO STRAIGHT DAYS..
IT'S ONLY MY 4RD TIME NEVER COME SCHOOL SO IT'S STILL FORGIVABLE..

LAST FRIDAY, ME AND MY CLASSMATES WENT FOR SHEESHA..
WE PLANNED IT LIKE FOR HOW LONG AND AT LAST ONLY 6 CAME..
THE REST........................ DISAPPEAR..
I GOT FRUSTRATED AT FIRST..
WHEN I REACHED BUGIS AND I SAW THE REST, IT WAS SO PATHETIC..
SO FEW!!
I LOOK AT THEM, THEY LOOK AT ME.. KEEP QUIET.. CRICKET SOUND..
THEN AS USUAL, PRETEND TO TEXT IN AN AWKWARD SITUATION LAH, WHAT ELSE..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO FACEBOOK!!
BUT I DIDN'T PRETEND TO TEXT LAH, I REALLY DID TEXT MY FRIENDS TO SCOLD THEM..

THERE WAS.....
-ANDY (ME LERR.. )
-AHMAD
-AMIRRUL
-AMANDA
-DINI
-GEETHA
-XIONG BEAR (I DON'T FREAKING KNOW THIS GUY.. )

TURNS OUT WE HAD SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER..
I THINK WE WERE THE LOUDEST SHEESHA GROUP AT THAT TIME..
WE PLAYED ALL KINDS OF CARD GAMES AND SHOUT, SHOUT, SHOUT..
MAN, IT WAS FUN..
GEETHA DARED ME TO DO ALL KINDS OF STUFFS..

-I SWALLOWED CUCUMBER WITH CHILLI SAUCE
-ATE A SUGAR CUBE.. YES, THE SUGAR YOUR MUM USE FOR COOKING BUT IT'S A CUBE.. AND I ATE ALL OF IT.. (ALL RIGHT, I SPIT SOME OUT COZ IT TASTE LIKE FUCK..)
-STRIP ( GEETHA STOPPED ME JUST WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO PULL DOWN MY PANTS.. AND ONE GUY FROM THE TABLE IN FRONT OF US SAW ME.. GOSH, THAT'S EMBARASSING!! )

ONE MORE THING, THERE IS THIS PUDDING WE ATE WHICH TASTE LIKE ANT'S BLOOD.. I'M NOT KIDDING!!
I BET YOU DON'T KNOW THE TASTE.. I TASTED IT BEFORE ACCIDENTALLY LAST TIME..
STUPID XIONG BEAR BUY THAT PUDDING!! ANYHOW ONLY.. WHAT THE FUCK..
BUT YEAH, WE WERE WILD AND CRAZY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!!

MORAL OF THE STORY??

WHO CARES ABOUT THE REST!! WE ROCK!!

I REACHED HOME AT 1.30A.M..
NEXT DAY WOKE UP AT 5P.M.. WOHOO!!!
LOVE THAT FEELING OF IGNORING YOUR ALARM CLOCK!!
MY ALARM CLOCK MERAJOK AFTER THAT.. BATTERY DIE..
THAT'S WHY I TWO DAYS NEVER COME SCHOOL, WAKE UP LATE..

AND YET, ANOTHER ONE OF MY FRIEND GOT A GIRLFRIEND..
THAT MEANS I'M GOING TO GET EXTRA LONELIER NOW..
HAISHHH, SAD SAD.. THAT FEELING SUCKS..
SUCKS, YOU KNOW?? SUCKS!!
YOU GO MACDONALD, YOU BUY COKE THEN YOU TAKE STRAW SUCK THE DRINK OUT..
YES, AS IN THAT SUCKS!!
UNDERSTAND NOW, STUDENTS??

THIS CANNOT BE, THIS CANNOT BE!!
NEED MORE FRIEND, NEED MORE FRIEND!! *BANG HANDS ON THE TABLE REPEATEDLY*
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND??
ALRIGHT, I SOUND PATHETIC NOW.. I WON'T CONTINUE ANYMORE..

BUT SERIOUSLY, I FEEL LEFT OUT..
YA, LEFT OUT..
AS IN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING YOU SHAVE AND YOU FORGET TO SHAVE THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE.. THE OTHER PART THAT'S NOT SHAVED, YEAH THAT'S LEFT OUT..
HEY DEAR FRIENDS, I MISS YOU MAN!!
REMEMBER, GIRLFRIEND CAN ALWAYS FIND.. BOYFRIENDS CANNOT.. LMAO!!

UNTIL NOW, I CAN'T FORGIVE MYSELF..
I BOUGHT A FUCKING MOUSE WHICH COSTS ME $14..
AND IT'S SO TINY THAT I COULDN'T EVEN SEE IT WHEN I'M USING IT BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING WILL BE INSIDE MY PALM..
HAVE ANYONE SEEN MY MP4 BEFORE?? THE RED ONE??
YEAH, IF YOU HAVE SEEN IT, IT'S SMALLER THAN THAT!!
ABSOLUTE CORRECT.. OH MY GOD!!
THAT'S YOUR REACTION RIGHT??
OF COURSE I KNOW.. THAT WAS MY REACTION TOO WHEN I FIRST READ THIS BLOG..
WAIT, WAIT.. THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.. HAHA..
THIS IS BLOG.. WHAT THE HECK..

STUPID RP SELL MOUSE UNTIL LIKE WHAT LIKE THAT..
I'M NEVER GONNA BUY MOUSE FROM RP ANYMORE..
LISTEN, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!
DON'T END UP WRITING A POST ON YOUR BLOG ABOUT A FREAKING TINY MOUSE LIKE ME..
IF THAT EVER HAPPENS, JUST COPY PASTE WHAT I WROTE ONTO YOUR BLOG.. HAH..

ENOUGH ABOUT THAT..

OKAY, TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHOM I COMMUNICATE WITH, WHEN I SAY 'TAKPE' OR 'NEVER MIND', I DON'T MEAN IT..
IT'S REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CONSOLE ME.. UNDERSTAND??

THE OTHER DAY, MY FRIENDS HAD A GATHERING AT THE WATER COOLER PLACE..
THEY ALL CHATTING HAPPILY AND LAUGH..
SO I CAME AND KACAU..

ANDY: OH, YOU ALL GO HIDE HERE NEVER COME CLASS AH.. LIKE THIS AH.. I JUST NOW PRESENT ALONE THEN FACI ASK ME ALOT OF QUESTIONS.. ( EXAGGERATE ONLY.. HEHE.. TO MAKE THEM FEEL BAD..)

FRIENDS: SORRY LAH.. WE ALL NO MOOD AH..

ANDY: OH, NVM...........

FRIENDS: ANDY....................... ( THEY FEEL BAD ALREADY.. )

ANDY: NVM.........

SO I WALK AWAY..
I WANT TO TEST THEM..
AFTER A FEW STEPS I WALK, STILL NOTHING..
THEN I TURN, THEY ALL CONTINUING THEIR CONVERSATION..
WALAU!! THEY ALL DON'T GET MY SIGNAL SIA.. PANTAT BETUL..
THEN I SAID LOUDLY..

ANDY: THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CONSOLE ME!!

FRIENDS: OH!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

ANDY: NVM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( THIS TIME I REALLY MEAN IT WHEN I SAY NVM.. I GIVE UP LIAO.. HAHA.. )

PEOPLE THIS DAYS ARE SO ANNOYINGLY SLOW..
TSK, TSK, TSK..
DRINK MORE MILK LAH, OI.. ( NO LINK.. )

HAVE I TOLD YOU I'M ADDICTED TO PLAYING POKEMON NOW??
IF NO, I'M TELLING YOU NOW..
OTHER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS, I'M ADDICTED TO POKEMON..
I GOT THE GAME FROM DINI..
AND I'VE NEVER LOOKED BACK SINCE..
IT'S STILL FUN ALTHOUGH THAT GAME IS SO LONG AGO ALREADY..
MUM CAUGHT ME PLAYING THAT AND SHE ROLLED HER EYES..
YOU KNOW, THAT LOOK WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING WHICH DOESN'T SURPRISE YOUR PARENTS BUT IRRITATE THEM..
DAD TOLD ME TO QUIT AND STICK TO FACEBOOK GAMES.. HAHAHA!!!!!!!
OF COURSE, I WON'T LISTEN.. I'M ON THE VERGE OF GETTING MY 8TH BADGE..

I NEED MY SPECS URGENTLY..
MY VISION IS SLOWLY FAILING..
WHY DID I HAVE TO BREAK THE LAST ONE!!!!
IT WAS SO NICE!! I'M SO STUPID!!
AND 'SOMEONE' PROMISED TO GET ME A NEW ONE WHICH SHE STILL HAVEN'T DO IT UNTIL NOW..
SHE SAY SHE WILL WORK AS CLEANER TO GET ME A NEW SPECS..
UNTIL NOW, STILL NOTHING!!
LIAR, LIAR , LIAR!! SKIRTS ON FIRE!!
HAHAHAHA, DON'T SMILE!!!!!!
DON'T LAUGH!! I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS!!
GET ME A NEW SPECS FASTER!!
OR ELSE................................... OR ELSE.. *SQUINCHING EYES*

I WILL HAVE TO STOP NOW..
MUST HIT THE SHOWER, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN..
BYEBYE!! TAKE CARE!!
ON YOUR WAY OUT, STICK TO THE LEFT LANE..
IT'S MUCH EASIER.. CRAP!!

2009-11-15T20:33:00.007+08:00

THANKS ALOT BLOGGER!!
I HAVE TO WAIT FOR LIKE HOW LONG BEFORE THIS PIC IS UPLOADED..
THANKS EH BLOGGER!!

I'M ALRIGHT NOW.. FINALLY..

LIKE THE SAYING GOES, THERE WILL BE RAINBOW AFTER A STORM..

I'M SMILING NOW!! YAY!!
WANNA KNOW WHY I FELT SAD??

TUNE IN AFTER THE BREAK!!

.............................................

BUSTED!! HAHA, ALRIGHT I'LL TELL..

I GOT CHEATED.. I FELT SO STUPID THAT'S WHY I FELT SAD..

SO I GAVE UP TRYING ALREADY.. YUP, FUCK MY LIFE..
I'LL JUST STICK TO MY PRIORITIES FOR NOW..

(1) SCHOOL

(2) MUSIC (WITH THE BANDBOYS)

(3) ACTING FOR MEDIACORP

LOL, STEP ACTOR ONLY..

KIDDING, I'M JUST A NORMAL KID WHO GETS EXCITED UPON SEEING A CHOCOLATE..

YEAH, THAT'S HOW NORMAL I AM..

I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT MY UT FIRST..

EVERY SUBJECT WAS FINE EXCEPT MATHS..

THE ONLY CHANCE OF ME GETTING A PASS IS IF ALL THE ANSWERS I WRITE IS CORRECT..

WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE!!

I CAN DO IT BUT I NEED MORE TIME.. SHIT LAH..

IT DOESN'T HELP THAT OLD FOGEY KEEP GIVING ME A 'C'..

BYEBYE, MATHS!!

MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND THIS WORD PRONOUNCED AS 'TAIKO'..

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT BUT THAT'S HOW IT'S CALLED..

YOU SHOULD KNOW.. THE MEANING LIKE ANYHOW DO OR SAY ALSO GET CORRECT..

SOMETHING LIKE LUCKY..

SO YEAH, I AM ALWAYS GUILTY OF 'TAIKO'..

SHIT, I REALLY DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT SPELLING!!

I FEEL SO WEIRD TYPING IT!!

ANYWAY, BECAUSE OF ME BEING ALWAYS BEING 'TAIKO' IN GIVING ANSWERS, SCIENCE FACI THINKS I'M SOME KIND OF GOODIE BOY AND SCIENCE PRO..

THE PRESSURE IS REALLY KILLING ME.. SERIOUSLY..

THE OTHER DAY, MY TEAMMATES ASKED FACI A QUESTION AND HE TOLD HIM TO ASK ME INSTEAD..

EVERYTHING ALSO HE TOLD THEM TO ASK ME..

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE ANSWERS..

HE WINKED AT ME AND SAY I SHOULD KNOW IT..

HERE'S THE CONVERSATION AFTER MY FRIEND ASKED A QUESTION..

LET X = SCIENCE FACI

AND Y = ANDY (ME)

(STEP MATHS)

X: WHY YOU ASK ME.. YOUR TEAM GOT ANDY LEY.. POWER..

FRIEND: HUH??!! ANDY??!! SURE OR NOT?? (ANYWAY, CHEEBYE TO THIS!!)

X: ASK ANDY AH, HE SCIENCE PRO LEY.. UNLESS HE'S NOT WHAT I THINK HE IS.. (WINKING)

Y: NO NO CHER!! I NOT GOOD!! SERIOUS.. (HANDS SHAKING IN ALL DIRECTIONS)

X: YA RIGHT, GO AND DO YOUR WORK..

HAHAHAHA, WHAT THE FARK?

I THINK IT'S MY OVER-DRAMA HANDS SIGN THAT MADE HIM THINK I'M JOKING..

THANKS TO HIM, I HAD TO ALOT OF WORK AND RESEARCH THAT DAY TO MEET UP WITH HIS EXPECTATIONS..

BUT I THINK I DID OKAY DURING THE PRESENTATION..

HOORAY FOR ANDY!! AND MY TEAM TOO, OF COURSE..

OH, I HAVE IMPLEMENTED THE 'NO MSN DURING CLASS' PRACTICE..

SHUT UP, I'M NOT TRYING TO SUCK UP..

I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET DISTRACTED DURING CLASS..

MAYBE DURING BREAK OR WHEN I HAVE MOOD, I'M ON..

EVEN AT HOME, I DON'T GO TO MSN ANYMORE..

MAYBE SOMETIMES BUT NOT AS OFTEN AS LAST TIME..

THE FEELING IS NOT THERE ANYMORE.. CHEY.. HAHA..

I DON'T KNOW LAH, LIKE BORING ALREADY..

ALWAYS CHAT WITH THE SAME PEOPLE..

ASK AND SAY THE SAME THINGS..

THANKS TO MSN, I ................. URGH, NVM..

I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO BRITNEY SPEARS SONGS ALOT..

I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE, I KNOW..

THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HER VOICE THAT MAKES ME HORNY..

HAHA, GOSH I'M SO STRIGHTFORWARD..

THE OTHER DAY, I WAS LISTENING TO HER SONGS ON MY MP4 AND I FELL ASLEEP..

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU LISTEN TO SONGS WHILE YOU'RE ALSEEP, THE SONG CAN ENTER YOUR DREAM..

UMMM, I DREAMT I HAD SEX.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

AT PHILLIPINE SOME MORE!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, BRITNEY!!

I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE.. :(

IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND YOU'RE STILL A MINOR, PRETEND YOU NEVER SAW SOMETHING..

I'M OBSESSED!! LOL!!

I EVEN CONVINCED MY BAND TO DO A COVER OF HER SONG..

AND I CHOSE 'WOMANIZER'..

YEAH, ROCK VERSION OF IT.. PALM MUTES, DOUBLE PAD DRUM BEATS, ALL THAT NONSENSE..

OH, IT IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN AND INTERESTING!!

HOPE TO DO A RECORDING OF IT AND SHARE WITH YOU GUYS..

AND MAYBE EVEN PUT IT AS MY BLOG'S THEME MUSIC..

ME SINGING AS BRITNEY SPEARS VOICE?? LMFAO!!!!!

BESIDES BRITNEY SPEARS, I'M OBSESSED WITH CHINESE..

I'M LOVING CHINESE SONGS.. CHINESE DRAMAS, MOVIES, LANGUAGE..

IT IS JUST SO AMAZING TO TALK IN CHINESE...

I LOVE HOW I SOUND WHEN I TRY TO ACT LIKE AN AH BENG.. HAH!!

I EVEN MEMORISED THE WHOLE OF JAY CHOU'S SONG 'JIAN DAN AI'..

I WANT TO SING IT TO MY CHINESE FRIENDS ONE DAY WHEN I'M CONFIDENT.. HEHE..

I SPENT MOST OF YESTERDAY WATCHING CHINESE MOVIES..

MOST ARE LOVE STORIES..

I CRIED AT THE ENDING.. IT IS JUST SO TOUCHING..

WHEN 'ROMEO' SAID HE LOVE THE GIRL THEN FOUND OUT SHE WAS GETTING MARRIED OR SOMETHING..

THEN HE RAN AWAY AND FELL DOWN AT THE STREET AND CRIED ON HIS KNEES..

THE GIRL LOVE HIM TOO AND RAN SEARCHING FOR HIM..

AT LAST SHE FOUND HIM AND THEY HUGGED, KISSED..

SHE SAID," I WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE NOT HIM.."

IN COMES THE SAD CHINESE SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND..

AND OUT GOES MY TEARS..

I WON'T LIE.. I'M REALLY SENSITIVE AND EMOTIONAL..

THE LAST TIME I CRIED AT THE CINEMA WAS 'MARLEY AND ME'..

WHICH WAS A DOG MOVIE!! HAHAHA!! I STARTED CRYING WHEN THE DOG DIED.. LOL..

AFTER MOVIES, I TURNED ON MY DUSTY LAPPY..

I NEVER TOUCH IT SINCE SCHOOL ENDS WHICH WAS 2 DAYS AGO..

FACEBOOK SEE UPDATES..

I WAS A MEMBER OF THE 'ANTI-MATREP AND FLOATING CAP' GROUP..

SO I RECEIVED THIS UPDATE FROM THEM..

I CHECK IT OUT AND VENTURE SO DEEP THAT I FOUND MYSELF AT A MATREP'S BLOG.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

IT IS SO FREAKING FUNNY, I NEVER REGRET IT!!

HIS POSTS WAS SO STUPID, I HAD TO DISTURB SLEEPING NEIGHBOURS BY LAUGHING SO HARD..

AKU MATREP..

BRAPE KALI AKU NAK BILANG KAU??

APE NAK KENE AKU CAKAP UNTUK BUAT KAU SEDAR AKU NI MATREP??

NAK KENE TUNJUK LOGO AKU PE??

ATAUPON LETAK GAMBAR AKU RAMBUT BLONDE??

(ENGLISH TRANSLATION)

I'M A MATREP..

HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU??

WHAT MUST I SAY TO MAKE YOU REALISE THAT I'M A MATREP??

MUST SHOW MY LOGO IS IT??

OR PUT MY PICTURE OF HAIR BEING BLONDE??

WHAT THE HELL??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT REALLY MAKES MY DAY..

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE SOMEONE ACTUALLY ADMITS HE IS A MATREP..

BEHIND EVERY MATREP IS MINAHREP..

HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS THE MINAHREP..

I KNOW I'M KAYPOH.. I WENT TO HER BLOG TOO.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

OMG, THEY ARE REALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!

SHE ALSO ADMITS SHE IS ONE..

AND THEIR TAGBOARD??

IT'S FULL OF SPAM!! MANY HATE MESSAGES!!

SO HARDCORE THAT I FIND MYSELF FEELING PITY FOR THEM..

SORRY!! I KNOW!! ANDY KAYPOH, ANDY KAYPOH!!

HAPPY??

OH OH!! I REMEMBER HE REPLIED THIS TO ONE OF THE MESSAGES..

AKU TAU LAH AKU CUTE, HANDSOME, HOT BUKAN MACAM KORANG..

PASAL TU KORANG SMUE JEALOUS..

TAPI TAKPELAH, KORANG AMEK SANDPAPER SCRUB MUKE KORANG CANTIK2 BIAR JERAWAT SMUE HILANG.. AT LEAST ADE CHANCE NAK JADI MACAM AKU..

(ENGLISH TRANSLATION)

I KNOW I'M CUTE, HANDSOME, HOT NOT LIKE YOU GUYS..

THAT'S WHY YOU ALL JEALOUS..

BUT NVM, YOU CAN USE SANDPAPER TO SCRUB YOUR PIMPLES..

AT LEAST YOU HAVE A CHANCE OF LOOKING LIKE ME..

ONCE AGAIN............. WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF ALL THINGS, WHY PIMPLE?? NO CONNECTION SIA!!

I WON'T COMPLAIN, THOUGH.. IT'S SUPER FUNNY!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

GIVE ME A MINUTE..

I NEED SOME TIME TO GET OVER THIS..

STUPID MATREP, IT'S ALL HIS FAULT I'M GOING CRAZY NOW..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, IT'S STILL FUNNY!! SHIT, I BETTER STOP..

SORRY, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I IMAGINED HIS FACE WHEN SAYING ALL THAT..

HIS PICTURES WERE EVRYWHERE REMEMBER??

THAT'S WHY I HAD NO DIFFICULTY IMAGINING HIM SAYING ALL THAT..

HIS FACE LOOK LIKE PRAWN.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EH, SHIT LAH.. I CANNOT CONTINUE ANYMORE..

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO WRITE..

CUTE SIA THIS MATREP.. PRAWN!!!!

HAHAAHAHAHA!!!

2009-11-08T09:43:00.002+08:00

I AM SAD RIGHT NOW..
THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY..
I FEEL LIKE CRYING..
I HOPE I'LL BE OKAY FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW..
BYEBYE, MY FRIENDS............................

I WANT TO WHACK SOMEONE JUST SO I'LL FEEL BETTER..
HIT ME IF YOU WANT TO BE A VOLUNTEER..

2009-11-02T11:28:00.003+08:00

HELLO, BLOG..
I'M JUST DROPPING BY HERE TO FEED MY BLOG WITH A NEW POST..
I'M IN CLASS RIGHT NOW..
WE'LL START DOING OUR PRESENTATION IN 10MINS TIME..
SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OTHER THAN FACEBOOK WHICH IS GETTING BORING AND MESSY..

TODAY'S TOPIC IS ABOUT SNAILS..
WHAT THE HECK?
OH, I JUST SAW A COUPLE OF VIDEOS AT YOUTUBE JUST NOW..
HAMSTER EATING THEIR OWN BABIES.. GROSS, I REALLY FEEL LIKE VOMITTING..
HEHE, AND I ALSO SAW A TIGER HAVING SEX WITH A DOG..
NO NO, IT WAS ACCIDENTAL!!
IT WAS ON THE LINK BESIDE AND I JUST PRESSED IT COZ IT LOOKS 'INTERESTING'..
I WATCHED IT WITH AZRY.. HAHA, WE GAVE UP HALFWAY COZ IT WAS KIND OF DISGUSTING IN A FUNNY WAY..
AWW, YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN HORNY BASTARDS..

HMM, MANY THINGS HAPPENED YESTERDAY..
I ACCIDENTALLY JOINED A DIKIR BARAT GROUP..
I WAS JUST WATCHING THEM PRACTISING BUT END UP BEING ONE OF THEM..
SO I GUESS I'LL JUST GO WITH THE FLOW, NO CHOICE..
CAN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES NOW AND IMAGINE ME DOING DIKIR BARAT??
HMMMMMMMMMM........ FUNNY OR NOT AH??
TSK, TSK, TSK..

BECAUSE I WAS DESPERATE TO FINISH MY CARD, I WENT AROUND MESSAGING MANY PEOPLE IN MY HP'S CONTACT LIST..
QUITE FUNNY BECAUSE SOME OF THEM WENT BLANK..
SUDDENLY, A STRANGER CALLED ANDY SEND THEM A MESSAGE..
SOME WERE IRRITATED, OF COURSE..
VERY FUN.. LET'S MAKE THIS A-THING-TO-DO-EVERY-MONTH ACTIVITY..

LASTLY, I DID SOMETHING VERY HARDCORE..
WON'T TELL YOU HERE..
YOU'LL GET SHOCKED..
AT LEAST MY FRIENDS DOES..
THEY GOT THE SHOCK OF THEIR LIFE WHEN THEY SAW ME DOING THAT..
HEHEHEHE....

OH, TALKING ABOUT FRIENDS, MOST OF MY FRIENDS AGREED THAT I LOOK LIKE A GIRL..
I WAS WEARING MY BEANIE AND COMBED MY HAIR INSIDE AND THEY SAID I LOOK LIKE A GIRL..
EVEN APEEZ FELL IN LOVE WITH ME..
HE SAID THAT IF MY 'CHEST' WERE BIGGER, HE WOULD HAVE GONE FOR ME..
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR.................. CHEEBYE LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY, 10 MINS OVER..
GOT TO GO!! I'LL BE BACK!!

2009-10-26T19:11:00.010+08:00

CLASS LOGO WE MADE FOR ESMOND LIM, THE WORST FACI EVER..
WE WROTE IT ON THE BOARD AND I THINK HE SAW IT JUST NOW..
BUT, BUT!!
WHO CARES!!
WE DON'T.. DO YOU??
IT'S FACT RIGHT..
HE GAVE ME A FUCKING 'F' WHEN I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN AN 'A' OR 'B'.. MAYBE 'C'?
BUT 'F'!! 'F' FOR FUCK!
TOTAL ASSHOLE.. OH, WE CALL HIM MONKEY BOY..
COZ LIKE THE NAME GOES, HE LOOKED LIKE A MONKEY.. HAHA..
TRUE, TRUE.. IF YOU SEE HIM, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING WHETHER YOU ARE IN THE ZOO.. NO LIES..

EMO VERSION OF THE NOTE.. JUST SO THAT IT LOOKS MORE LIKE WE WANNA KILL HIM.. WAHAHAHAHA!!!

NOW WHO'S THIS MAN?? THIS IS ME........ NYAHAS!!

NIRVANA, BABE!! LOOK AT MY SHIRT.. HEHE.. YEAH, PALE AS ZOMBIE..

YO, WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M IN CLASS RIGHT NOW..

MAN, MY CLASS HAVE TURNED INTO A CLUBBING PLACE OR SOMETHING..

IN COURTESY OF DINI, FOR THE SONGS SHE PROVIDED..

THE MUSIC ARE TURNED ON SO LOUD..

IT KINDS OF ATTRACTING ATTENTION..

OTHER CLASS AND STUDENTS ARE LOOKING FROM OUTSIDE AND ENTERING HERE LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS..

GO BACK TO YOUR CLASS, IDIOTS!!

GET YOUR OWN DEEJAY!! HAHA!!!

THIS IS THE LIFE, I GUESS..
MAKES LEARNING A WHOLE LOT MORE FUN..

HMM, HIGHLIGHT OF LAST WEEK WAS LAST TUESDAY..

THE WHOLE CLASS WAS DAMN PISSED WITH MONKEY BOY..

AZRY AND ME ATTACKED AND ASSAULTED HIM..

THEN WE LEFT CLASS SOON AFTER THAT.. HEH, ATTITUDE..

MOST OF THE CLASS FOLLOWED SUIT..

I WAS TOLD THAT THE CLASS WAS ONLY LEFT 8-9 PEOPLE AFTER THAT..

PATHETIC!! TAKE THAT MONKEY BOY!!

WHO ASK YOU GIVE ME 'F'..

ME AND SOME OF MY CLASSMATES THEN WENT TO LIBRARY AND PLAYED WII AND XBOX.. DAMN FUN AND HILARIOUS!!

BEST THING WAS IT COSTS ONLY 40CENTS FOR 2 HOURS..

NOW WHO NEEDS THE ARCADE?

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WE WATCHED THE MOVIES..

SORORITY LIFE..

QUITE GROSS AND YUCKY..

THE MURDER WAS BLUEK!!

I EVEN HAD TO RESORT TO CLOSING MY EYES WITH THE CRACKERS..

SO DISGUSTING..

THAT WAS LAST TUESDAY..

TODAY IS ALSO TUESDAY..

MONKEY BOY BEHAVE HIMSELF TODAY, I GUESS.. SO FAR......

LET'S JUST KEEP QUIET AND DO OUR OWN THINGS..

WANNA SEE WHAT COMMENT HE GAVE ME FOR LAST WEEK??

OF COURSE, YOU DO..

IF YOU DON'T ALSO MUST SEE..

WAIT AH, I FIND THE THING..

Hi Andy, was happy to see you contributed some point during the 1st meeting but do not really understand why you left class after the 1st meeting. The only reason I can see is due to Sameness. I do understand that no student like to get an “F” grade but you could not expect me to give you a grade for not doing your work as it will be unfair to those who put in efforts during the day. I am always open to discussion and to assist but I can’t help you if you do not want to help yourself. Do read up the 6P and let me know if you need any help. I assure you to get more “A” in future if you are willing to participate in class and do your RJ, let’s start working on it with the coming class.

THIS TOTALLY MADE ME GO WHAT THE FUCK..

THE WEEK BEFORE, I CONTRIBUTED LIKE CRAZY, HE GAVE ME 'F'..

LAST WEEK, I NEVER CONTRIBUTE AT ALL, HE ALSO GAVE ME 'F'..

HE IS JUST SO WEIRD..

NEW NAME FOR HIM, NOW..

WEIRD MONLEY BOY..

WMB.... EH, SOUNDS COOL!!

ALRIGHT, THAT WILL BE THE CODE USED FOR HIM FROM NOW ON..

I KNOW, I KNOW..

THE PREVIOUS POST, I WAS 'BOASTING' ABOUT MY 'A'S AND 'B'S..

NOW, I'VE BEEN GETTING 'F'.. AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT AH..

IT'S WMB'S FAULT..

I FEEL DEEPLY TOUCHED THAT WEIXIANG COMPLAINED TO THE MODULE CHAIRMAN FOR MY SAKE..

ALSO AZRY WHO ATTACKED WMB FOR MY SAKE..

THESE ARE MY SOLDIERS, MAN..

ENOUGH ABOUT MY SCHOOL POLITICS..

I FEEL WEIRD LATELY..

I'VE BEEN DRAGGED INTO THIS WAY OF LIFE I NEVER WANT TO BE..

AND I'M USED TO IT NOW..

BUT I FEEL GUILTY..

NOT ALL OF THEM ARE TO BLAME..

JUST BECAUSE SOME OF THEM SCREWED UP, DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE TO DO THIS..

I DON'T KNOW..

THIS IS SO UNLIKE ME RIGHT??

TALKING ABOUT THIS KIND OF THINGS??

YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT I'M TALKING..

GUESS AGAIN, I WON'T TELL.. THIS IS THE FURTHEST I CAN GO..

ONLY ONE PERSON IN THIS WHOLE WORLD KNOW WHAT KIND OF 'LIFE' I MEANT..

OBSERVE ME CLOSELY AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU'LL KNOW..

BUT I DOUBT IT.. NO ONE CAN..

HEHE, SUSPENSE OVER!!

BYEBYE!! NEED TO STUDY LIAO!!

AND YEAH I KNOW THE FONT SUCKS..

BLAME BLOGGER NOT ME..

SORRY IF THIS POST IS SHORT..

I'M IN CLASS LEY!!

I HAVE MANY MORE THINGS TO SAY..

BUT NOT NOW LAH, IN MY NEXT POST OKAY?

TATA, TARTAR SAUCE!!

OH, MY THREE WORDS OF THE DAY..

I'M NOT SCARED, BITCH!!

OPPPS, I MEAN 4.. COUNT WRONGLY..

WHAT THE FUCK??

2009-10-18T20:31:00.009+08:00

WEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! SUP!!!!!!!!!!! (GANGSTER..)
BEFORE WE BEGIN ON THIS LONG JOURNEY, HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS OF ME TO CHEER YOU UP..
YEAH, RIGHT!!
I BET IT WILL RUIN YOUR DAY RATHER THAN BRIGHTEN IT UP!!
WHO CARES?? SINCE YOU ARE ALREADY HERE, JUST TAKE A LOOK LAH DAMMIT!!
IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYDAY I BOTHER TO ACT CUTE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.. :)

THIS PHOTO CONVINCED ME NOT TO CUT MY HAIR FOR NOW.. I LOVE MY HAIR!!
FUCK HATERS!! FUCK NS!!

OI, I CAN PULL MY HAIR LEY.. YOU CAN OR NOT?? HEHE, ACTION..

EH, WHY THE HAIR LIKE THAT AFTER I PULL IT?? NONSENSE!!

BEWARE, THEY CALL ME TWO-FACE.. ONE SIDE DARK, ONE SIDE BRIGHT.. ARE YOU SCARED NOW?? NO, YOU'RE NOT?? HMM, I'LL TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME..

ACT CUTE.. I'M HOT!!

I'M STILL HOT!!

TOLD YOU, I'M HOT!! HAHA, GET IT?? THE SUNLIGHT WAS KILLING ME, MAN!!

NO CHOICE, TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES LAH.. I WAS NOT REFERRING TO THAT 'HOT'.. I WAS REFERRING TO THE 'HOT' AS IN MASH POTATOES 'HOT'..

GREETINGS TO EVERYBODY..

TODAY IS A SUNDAY.. (IT'S MONDAY ACTUALLY RIGHT NOW.. I WAS SUPPOSED TO PUBLISH IT YESTERDAY..)

WHICH MEANS STAYING AT HOME DOING NOTHING..

THEREFORE.... WALAA!!

HERE I AM..

SOME INTRODUCTION, HUH?? HAHA..
TO THE DARLINGS WHO RESPONDED AND TAGGED, CONGRATS!!

TO THE OTHERS, BOO!

BOO, BOO, BOO, BOO!!! **THROW PAPER*

REFEREE KAYU!!

OKAY, HERE ARE TAG REPLIES..

ALYY: OH YUP, I WROTE THAT ON FACEBOOK.. AND YEAH, I AM.. I KNOW, YOU TOLD ME THAT BEFORE.. HAHA..

NATASHA: NATASHA!! YOU'RE HERE TOO?? LOL!! THANKS, MY LIFE ROCKS!!

KEEMO: YALAH, YOU LONG TIME NEVER VISIT.. SOMBONG FREAK.. HAHA.. I MISS YOU TOO, MAN!! ONE DAY I ORGANIZE REUNION, DON'T WORRY..

STRANGER: WOW, THANK YOU.. YOU'RE THE BEST 'STRANGER' SO FAR.. LOL..

FIRST OF ALL, I AM REALLY PROUD OF MYSELF..

I HAVE MANAGED TO COME TO SCHOOL EVERYDAY WITHOUT FAIL..

AND I WAS NOT LATE EVEN ONCE..

LET'S GIVE ME A CLAP!! *CLAP, CLAP*

SECONDLY, MY GRADES ARE SUPER!!

'A' AND 'B' ALL THE WAY!! AND ONE 'C'..

INSTEAD OF THE USUAL 'C','F' AND 'X'..

ANOTHER CLAP FOR ME PLEASE!! *CLAP, CLAP*
THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU'RE TOO KIND..

THAT'S NOTHING, REALLY..

OH WELL, IF YOU INSIST..

NOW, I'M BLUSHING.. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY, REMEMBER ABOUT MY JOB THING??

LAST FRIDAY AFTER SCHOOL, I WENT FOR THE INTERVIEW AT VIVO..

THEY TOLD ME TO WAIT..

AND I WAITED..

THEN THEY TOLD ME TO COME NEXT WEEK..

NOW HOW COCK IS THAT??

I CAME FROM ONE SIDE OF SINGAPORE TO THE OTHER SIDE OF SINGAPORE JUST FOR THAT TWO SENTENCE..

TAKE A SEAT..

COME BACK NEXT WEEK..

TO MAKE THINGS WORSE, HIS FACE WAS IRRITATING WHEN HE SAID THAT..

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY IRRITATING FACE??

OKAY, LET'S JUST PUT IT THIS WAY..IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR TEACHER WALKS TO YOUR TABLE AND ASKED YOU FOR LAST MONTH'S HOMEWORK WHILE LOOKING YOU RIGHT IN THE EYE..

YES, THAT IS WHAT I CALL AN IRRITATING FACE..

I FELT LIKE WHACKING HIS NOSE AT THAT TIME..

DAMN MY LUCK..

BUT STILL, I WILL HAVE TO GO FOR THE INTERVIEW NO MATTER HOW MUCH HIS FACE SUCKS..

HOWEVER, THINKING BACK, I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM LOOKING FOR A JOB..

I HAVE JUST ENOUGH MONEY TO GET BY SCHOOL AND STUFFS..

MAYBE, I JUST HAVE NO LIFE..

GO TO SCHOOL..

GO HOME DO REFLECTION JOURNAL..

SLEEP UNTIL NIGHT..

WAKE UP SHOWER..

WATCH CHINESE SHOWS.. (SOMETIMES REVISE SCHOOLWORK.. HEHE..)

SLEEP BACK..

THAT IS HOW I SPENT MY DAY MOST OF THE TIME..

SUCKS RIGHT??

WHAT TO DO..

IF EVERYTHING GOES TO PLAN, I WON'T BE DOING THAT ANYMORE..

I WILL BE TRAVELLING ALOT!!

AND I WILL MEET MANY PRETTY CAUCASIANS!!

WOHOO!!! HEHEHE......

LET'S TALK ABOUT TODAY..
TODAY IS A MONDAY FOR SOME FOOLS WHO STILL DON'T KNOW YET..
FIRSTLY, I WAS DRESSED DIFFERENTLY TODAY..
QUITE SMART, HEHE..
BUT I'M NOT SMART..
THIS IS SINGAPORE AND I WORE TWO LONG SLEEVES..
INSIDE AND OUTSIDE..
THE COLOUR?? BLACK!!
THAT'S NOTHING..
I EVEN WORE A TIE!!
OH MY GOD.. I WAS PRACTICALLY BURNING LIKE A BURNING MAN..
HUH????????? WHAT THE..

IT'S NOT ENTIRELY MY FAULT..
I WAS SUPPOSED TO WEAR A NORMAL SHIRT INSIDE BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE I PUT IT AFTER IRONING IT.. SILLY ME..
I WOKE UP LATE THIS MORNING, BY THE WAY..
SO I JUST GRABBED A LONG SLEEVE FROM MY WARDROBE AND WEAR IT..
IT WAS NOT IRONED..
AND THERE WAS ANOTHER LONG SLEEVE WHICH WAS IRONED..
SO I TAKE IT ALSO AND WEAR IT OVER THE OTHER ONE..
HAHA, FUCK FUCK FUCK!!
I COULD HAVE JUST WORE THE IRONED ONE ONLY..
THEN I GO TOILET SEE LIKE QUITE NICE..
OKLAH, I TAKE MY TIE AND COMPLETE THE WHOLE THING..
QUITE PRESENTABLE FOR MY INTERVIEW LATER IN THE EVENING..
ALRIGHT, DONE!!

I RAN TO THE LRT STATION..
THAT WAS WHERE I TURNED INTO A PIG..
I SWEAT LIKE A SWEATY MAN..
ONCE AGAIN.. HUH?? WHAT THE..

THANK GOD, THE LRT WAS QUITE EMPTY..
I EVEN GOT A SEAT.. SO..... YAY!!
HEY, IT'S NOT EVERYDAY THAT I GET TO SIT WHEN TAKING THE LRT..
WHEN I GET A SEAT, WHAT DO I DO??
I ACT LIKE I'M SLEEPING.. HAHA, WHY WHY??

BECAUSE I WON'T BE ABLE TO LOOK AT ANY PASSENGERS..
I DON'T WANT TO HAPPEN TO LOOK AT ANY ELDERLY OR WHATEVER 'PRIORITY' PASSENGERS AND END UP BEING GUILTY THEN GIVE UP THE SEAT TO THEM..
THEREFORE, BY CLOSING MY EYES, I WON'T FEEL GUILTY..
NOT MY FAULT WHAT.. I NEVER 'SEE' THEM..
WAHAHAHAHA!!!!
NO, I'M NOT EVIL..
I AM REALLY TIRED FROM ALL THE RUNNING PREVIOUSLY AND I WAS SWEATING NON-STOP HITS FOR GODS SAKES!!
COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK..

NEXT, THE MRT..
WHEN I REACHED THE MRT STATION, THE TRAIN HAS ARRIVED..
I THOUGHT I WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT..
SO ACT COOL LAH, WALK STRAIGHT INSTEAD OF TRYING TO RUN INTO THE TRAIN..
THEN I STAND BY THE RAILINGS..
CHEEBYE, THE DOOR STILL HAVEN'T CLOSE!!
THAT WAS WHEN I FINALLY THOUGHT I STOOD A CHANCE..
I WALK TOWARDS THE MRT..
THE FREAKING DOOR CLOSED!!
ARGHHH!!!
GUESS WHAT I DID??

HAHA!!
I TOOK OUT MY PHONE AND LOOK AT THE SIDE AS IF I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND SO PEOPLE WON'T THINK I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO ENTER THAT TRAIN..
DAMN PAISEY, MAN!!

THE NEXT TRAIN, I GOT TO SIT AGAIN.. HOORAY!!
THAT WAS WHEN I START TO WONDER..
IS TODAY HOLIDAY??
WHY GOT NOBODY??
WHY GOT NO STUDENTS??
AM I LATE??
I SPENT THE NEXT FEW MINUTES THINKING ABOUT THAT..
TURNS OUT THERE WAS SCHOOL..
LUCKY.. *PAT THE CHEST*

MANY PEOPLE ASKED ME THE SAME QUESTION..
WHY WEAR LIKE THAT??
THE FIRST PERSON WHO ASKED, I ANSWERED VERY ENTHUSIASTICALLY..

OH, I'M HAVING MY INTERVIEW TODAY!! WISH ME LUCK!!

THEN WHEN MORE PEOPLE ASK, CHEEBYE.. IRRITATING SIA..
HAHAHAHA, SORRY...
THAT ENTHUSIASTIC FEELING JUST DIE DOWN..

SCHOOL WAS FUN!!
THERE WAS MANY LAUGHTER!!
WE WERE VERY NOISY ESPECIALLY THE BOYS..
ALL OF THEM ARE 'ANTI-SMOKERS', FYI ..
ASS LAH!! THEIR HEAD!!
ANTI-SMOKER?? KAPUIIIII!!!!!!
ALL OF THEM ARE SMOKERS..
SO FAR, WE ARE VERY CLOSE NOW.. GOOD JOB!!
BUT TO THINK OF IT, EVERYDAY I GO TO SCHOOL, I SINNED..
WE ALWAYS GOSSIP ABOUT 'SOME' PEOPLE..
I WON'T NAME IT HERE IF NOT I DIE!!
LATER YOU ALL PAUTO ME, DON'T WANT..

HAHA..TODAY, I ATE WITH VIKAE AND BRYAN..
HAHA, THAT WAS QUITE UNEXPECTED ACTUALLY..
I WAS SITTING ALONE THEN VIKAE CALL ME..
SO I CAME OVER AND JOINED.. SOCIALIZE MAH.. HEH..
OH, ME AND BRYAN PLANNED TO WHACK ONE GUY DURING 2ND BREAK.. HAHAHAHAHA!!
CANNOT TAHAN, CANNOT TAHAN!!
WE DON'T MEAN IT LAH, OBVIOUSLY!!
JUST SAY FOR THE FUN OF IT..
WE VERY KIND ONE..

MY TEAM GOT FIVE PEOPLE TODAY..
BUT AFTER 2ND BREAK, ONLY LEFT 3 INCLUDING ME..
ALL MALAY BOYS..
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GET IF YOU JOIN THE MALAY BOYS TOGETHER..
CRAP!! NONSENSE!! GARBAGE!! BULLSHIT!!
BUT WE PULLED THROUGH.. OF COURSE!! WE CHAMPION LEY!!

AFTER SCHOOL, I WENT TO VIVO VIA MRT..
I FELL ASLEEP AND ONE TIME I ACCIDENTLY LEANED ON THE GUY BESIDE ME..
PRICELESS GAY MOMENT THERE..
I MET MY FRIENDS AT VIVO AND WENT FOR THE INTERVIEW..
THAT SAME GUY WITH THAT IRRITATING FACE WAS IN CHARGE..
NO CHOICE, HE HAS TO INTERVIEW ME..
THE INTERVIEW TAKE PLACE ANYWAY..
I REALISED HE DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD ACTUALLY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL..
HE ASKED ME SOME QUESTIONS AND JUST LIKE THAT, I GOT THE JOB..
OKAY, HE'S NOT IRRITATING AFTERALL.. HAHA, BOOTLICKER!!

I WENT WINDOW SHOPPING WITH MY BEST FRIEND, APEEZ..
WE WERE LOOKING FOR CLOTHES..
APEEZ WAS HOLDING THIS JACKET..
HE LOOKED AT THE PRICE TAG..
THEN I ASKED HOW MUCH..
HE REPLIED..

$130..

THEN I REPLIED..

OH, OKAY AH CAN LAH..

AFTER THAT WE PAUSED..
THEN LAUGH!!
WANNA KNOW WHY??

ACT SIA, JUST GOT A JOB LOOK AT THAT EXPENSIVE JACKET ALSO CAN STILL SAY CAN, NOT BAD..
LAST TIME, DON'T EVEN DARE ASK.. HAHA..

IF LAST TIME, HE LOOK AT THE PRICE TAG THEN HE PUT IT BACK, I GET THE MESSAGE..
THAT IT IS NOT WITHIN OUR REACH..
NOW????

CAN AH, NOT BAD..

HAHAHA!!! FUNNY SHIT!!
THE FUNNY THING IS THAT WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED WORKING!!
WHAT THE HELL, ANDY AND APEEZ!!

LET'S GET SERIOUS NOW..
I WILL NOW TALK ABOUT FUCKING MATREPS..
I SERIOUSLY,SERIOUSLY HATE THEM!!
IT'S UP TO YOU TO BELIEVE ME BUT LAST SATURDAY, MY FRIEND WAS SLASHED WITH A PARANG BY A GROUP OF MATREPS..
YES, SLASHED WITH A PARANG!!

THERE WERE 7 OF THEM AND THERE WERE ONLY 3 OF MY FRIENDS..
AND THEY STILL USED A GOD DAMN PARANG!!
IT'S THE USUAL STARE2 THING..
BUT MY FRIEND WASN'T STARING AT THEM..
HE HAPPENED TO LOOK AT THEM THEN THAT GUY NOT HAPPY..
HE AND HIS FRIENDS BROUGHT MY FRIENDS TO ONE PLACE AND TOOK OUT A PARANG..
MY FRIENDS RAN AND ONE OF THEM FELL..
AND THAT WAS IT..
HE GOT SLASHED..
3CM DEEP, MAN!!
I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT!!
HOWEVER, MY FRIEND IS OKAY NOW.. TOMORROW I GO VISIT HIM..
BUT STILL, WALAU HE GOT SLASHED!!
I'VE READ THAT IN THE NEWSPAPERS ALL THE TIME BUT NOW, IT'S MY OWN FRIEND..
TOTALLY UTTERLY UNREASONABLE!!

WHAT I LEARNT FROM THIS LESSON IS LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT..
SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HAVEN'T FINISH YET..
HAHA, KIDDING2..

HERE'S THE STORY..
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO OUT WITH THEM THAT DAY..
EVERYTHING WAS PLANNED ALREADY..
BUT MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO GO OUT ON THAT DAY BECAUSE SHE WANTS ME TO TAKE CARE OF MY SMALL BROTHER..
OF COURSE, I REJECTED HER OFFER.. HAH..
BUT MY FRIEND TOLD ME LAST MINUTE, PLAN CANCELLED..
THEY STILL WENT OUT EVENTUALLY WITHOUT ME.. HAHA, BUSTED..
NO LAH, THEY THOUGHT I BUSY OR SOMETHING..
THEN THAT THING HAPPENED..

THEREFORE, MY MUM WAS RIGHT WHICH IS FOR ME NOT TO GO OUT ON THAT DAY..
ALTHOUGH, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY LISTEN TO HER, I DIDN'T GO OUT ANYWAYS..
IF I WAS THERE WITH THEM, IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME GETTING SLASHED..
I TEND TO BREAK DOWN UNDER PRESSURE..
WHAT IF IT WAS ME WHO FELL DOWN??
WHICH MEANS I'LL BE THE ONE GETTING SLAYED..
VERY SCARY LEY, IF I WAS THERE, I THINK I WOULD REALLY GET FRIGHTENED..

IMAGINE LAH, PEOPLE POINTING A PARANG AT YOU..
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS, MAN..
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS.. VERY SHOCKING AND SCARY!!
LAST TIME, I HELP OUT MY MUM COOK THEN SHE WILL USE THE CHOPPER TO CUT THE FISH..
HEY, THAT COUNTS ALRIGHT!!

I TOLD MY FRIEND THIS..

NEXT TIME, YOU GRAB THEIR GIRLFRIEND AND DO THAT HOSTAGE THING LAH..
THREATEN THEM A LITTLE BIT..

LET ME GO!! IF NOT, I'LL HURT HER!!

MY FRIEND SAY NO WEAPON..
I SAY GOT WHAT..
YOUR COCK!!
HAHA, OKAY M-18 LIAO..
SORRY, CENSORED.. HAH..

HERE'S A PIECE OF ADVICE I HAVE FOR YOU..

IF YOU GO OUT, BE VERY CAREFUL..
TRY TO LOOK DOWN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE..
IF NOT, THEY THINK YOU STARE AT THEM LAH WHAT SHIT..
IT'S BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY..
BE A TURTLE.. SLOW AND SAFE..
YOU MAY CHOOSE NOT TO DO THIS..
BUT!!!!
UNLESS YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PARANG, THAT IS!! HAH!!

OR EASY LAH, BE LIKE ME..
EMO HAIR..
AT LEAST, IT COVER YOUR EYES SO THEY CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR STARING AT THEM..
REALLY, IT'S QUITE EFFECTIVE..
AFTER I HAVE THIS HAIRSTYLE, I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THIS STARING THING..
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
GROW YOUR HAIR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE..
THEY WILL THINK YOU ARE EMO AND EMO PEOPLE ARE BY FAR THE MOST DANGEROUS GROUP OF PEOPLE..
THEY HAVE PENKNIVES!! AND THEY ARE EVEN GOOD AT USING THEM!!
IF THEY DARE TO CUT THEMSELVES, THEY WILL ALSO DARE TO CUT OTHER PEOPLE..
IT'S THE BEST WAY TO LOOK COOL WITHOUT NOT LOOKING LIKE YOU WANNA PICK A FIGHT..

YOU STARE AT YOUR OWN HAIR THEN FIGHT WITH YOUR OWN HAIR LAH IF YOU BORING..

OI HAIR, WHY YOU STARING AT ME??

WHERE GOT??

STOP IT, IF NOT I CUT YOU!!

I'M NOT!!

THAT'S IT!! I'M GETTING YOU 'SLASHED' TOMORROW WITH A SCISSORS!!

LOL-LIPOP!!

BUT SERIOUSLY, I MEAN IT..
BE VERY CAREFUL WHEN YOU GO OUT..
DON’T STEP HERO OR ACT FIERCE..
FYI, MY 3 FRIENDS ARE QUITE SCARY-LOOKING..
THEY LOOK VERY INTIDIMATING..
IF I DON’T KNOW THEM, I WOULD THINK THEY ARE GANSGTERS..
BUT STILL WHAT HAPPEN??
STILL KENA CONFRONT..
SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US??
NOWHERE..

I WENT HOME AND SHARE THE STORY WITH MY DAD..
AT LEAST TODAY HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SHARE LAH..
INSTEAD OF THE USUAL SCHOOL LIFE STORY..
I GOT SCOLDED SIA, ASS..
I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE IT, HE SCOLDED ME..
I WENT.....

HEY DAD, I WAS NOT EVEN THERE!!
THAT WAS MY FRIEND, NOT ME!!
I'M JUST TELLING THE STORY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! (CHEY, DRAMA.. HAHA..)

HE SAY I MIX WITH BAD COMPANY LAH..
HAIYOO..
ADULTS................
THEY NEVER UNDERSTAND, DO THEY??
DAD WINS IN THE DEBATE, OBVIOUSLY..
WE KIDS ALWAYS HAVE TO LOSE..

SO I WAS LIKE..
OKAY FINE, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT..
THIS WILL BE THE LAST, I SWEAR..
FOR NOW, WE'LL JUST STICK TO MY BORING SCHOOL LIFE STORY..
YOU WILL HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT WHETHER YOU LIKE OR NOT..

ANGRY SIA..
I JUST WANT TO SHARE AND HAVE A DECENT CHAT..
TO MAKE THE TIE BONDS CLOSER.. CHEY, CHEY!! HAH..
THEN KENA, BLASTED!!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WRONG I DID UNTIL KENA LIKE THAT..
TSK, TSK, TSK..

AFTER THIS INCIDENT, I DECIDED TO KEEP MY HAIR..
YOU MAY CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT..

I DON'T CARE.. EMO, POSER..

IT'S LIKE WHATEVER, BITCH!!
I JUST WANT TO BE VOID OF EYE CONTACT!!

I STILL WANT TO LIVE, MAN!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BYEBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO COMMENT ON THIS TOPIC..

I WILL END THIS VERY LONG POST WITH THREE WORDS..

AND IT'S NOT 'I LOVE YOU'..

FUCK YOU MATREPS!!

2009-10-12T18:56:00.004+08:00

ANYBODY HERE BUYS TOTO??
BET ON 4481 IF YOU HAVE FAITH IN ME..
I DREAMT OF THAT NUMBER YESTERDAY..

TOLD YOU I HAVE NATURAL BROWN HAIR..
ONLY WHEN THERE IS LIGHT SHINING ON IT, THAT IS.. HAHA..
THIS WAS TAKEN WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO CLOSE THE LAPTOP..
THE WEBCAM WAS ON SO WHY NOT??
SNAP A PHOTO OF ME CLOSING THE LAPTOP.. LOL-LIPOP!!

HEY, HEY, HEY!!
GUESS WHO'S BACK??
ME, OF COURSE!!
I AM PROUD TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE FOUND MY CHARGER BACK!!
YOU MIGHT NOT BE CELEBRATING BUT I AM!!
I'LL EVEN BE THROWING A PARTY THIS WEEKEND TO CELEBRATE THAT CAUSE..
THANK YOU SO MUCH, LI FENG!! LOVE YOU!!

FROM WHAT I'VE LEARNT THROUGH THIS PAINFUL MOMENT, IT IS OKAY TO LOSE YOUR CHARGER BUT IT IS NOT OKAY TO LOSE IT ON A FRIDAY!!
I WAS LEFT STRANDED WITH NOTHING TO DO DURING THE WEEKEND BECAUSE FRANKIE WAS DEAD..
BUT I'M GLAD TO TELL YOU THAT I'VE SURVIVED..
THANK YOU, IT'S NOTHING REALLY..
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN A SUPERMAN'S LIFE..
AND OF COURSE, I MISSED OUT ALOT DURING THE WEEKENDS BECAUSE OF THAT..
JUST MY LUCK, I SUPPOSE..

OH, SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENED TO ME LAST SATURDAY..
BUT PROMISE ME YOU WON'T LAUGH ALRIGHT..
OKAY, HERE IT GOES..

LAST SATURDAY, I WENT TO SHOP GROCERIES WITH MY MUM AND MY SISTER..
WE BOUGHT ALOT.. SERIOUSLY, ALOT!!
EVERYTHING AMOUNTED TO $80 PLUS..
WE SPENT 1 HOUR PLUS IN THAT SUPERMARKET..
MUM WANTS TO BAKE PIZZA..
I WAS BUSY TRYING TO GET MY ONE DOLLAR BACK OUT OF THE TROLLEY BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO FIND THE INGREDIENTS FOR A PIZZA..
I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT BACK WITHOUT USING THAT UNLOCK THING..
SO CLOSE, WHAT A PITY.. I COULD HAVE BEEN BOY GENIUS OR SOMETHING..
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HOT NEWS!!
OKAY, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.. THE POINT IS.... I WAS BORED......

AFTER SHOPPING, WE WAITED FOR A BUS AT THE BUS STOP..
THAT'S WHEN THINGS GET INTERESTING..
THERE WERE TWO MONKEYS ON A TREE!!
HEY, YOU DON'T SEE MONKEYS WALKING AROUND JUST ANYWHERE IN SINGAPORE..
AND TO SPOT IT AT A BUS STOP, GOS YOU HAVE TO BE VERY LUCKY..
THAT MEANS I WAS VERY LUCKY.. BABY MONKEY SOME MORE..

I WENT OVER TO THE THEM AND DECIDED TO TAKE SOME PHOTOS..
CHEEBYE, MEMORY FULL.. FUCK THAT SHIT!!
I WENT BACK TO THE BUS STOP, DISAPPOINTED..........
THAT'S WHEN I WAS ATTACKED BY A BABY MONKEY!!!
THAT STUPID CREATURE CHASE AFTER ME!!
I RUN LAH, WHAT ELSE!! SCARED WHAT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO..
DON'T LAUGH WHEN I SAY I SHRIEKED..
IT'S FREAKING SCARY!!!
IT'S EVEN SCARIER THAN LOSING YOUR ONLY PEN DURING THE FINAL EXAMS.. (IT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE..)
THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART..
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WITH HER MUM AT THE BUS STOP TOO!!
AND THEY HAD THE CHEEKS TO LAUGH AT ME.. NINA, NINA, NINA!!
IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING, MY GOD..
I HAD NEVER FELT SO HUMILIATED BEFORE..
THEY LAUGHED AT ME.. ASS!!

I SERIOUSLY CANNOT FORGIVE MYSELF FOR THAT..
IT'S LIKE..........

ANDY, THE BOY WHO SHRIEKS WHEN HE WAS ATTACKED BY A BABY MONKEY AT A BUS STOP!!

THAT SOUNDS SO TRAGIC..
YEAH, YEAH LAUGH ALL YOU WANT..
I BET YOU'LL DO THE SAME THING IF YOU WERE ATTACKED BY A BABY MONKEY..
OR MAYBE EVEN WORSE..

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT ENOUGH OF THIS HUMILIATION..
I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE..
GOSH, ANDY.. YOU STUPID BOY..

NEXT TOPIC IS NASI LEMAK..
I'VE BEEN EATING THAT FOR THE PAST 4 DAYS..
AND SERIOUSLY SPEAKING, I'M GETTING SICK OF IT..
I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN IS MUM GOING TO BAKE THAT DAMN PIZZA..
I EAT IT EVERYDAY WHEN I GO TO SCHOOL..
THEN DURING THE WEEKENDS, MUM HAPPENS TO COOK IT..
SO THERE YOU GO.. NASI LEMAK MARATHON..
EVEN JUST NOW I EAT NASI LEMAK..
TOMORROW, I'M GOING WESTERN I DON'T CARE..

LAST WEEK, I ALMOST DYE MY HAIR BUT I CHICKENED OUT, YET AGAIN..
BRAVO, ANDY..
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT ABOUT IT THAT'S SO SCARY..
I REALLY DON'T..
MAYBE I'M JUST SCARED THINGS WILL NOT GO THE WAY I WANT IT TO BE THEN I'LL HAVE TO SUFFER HUMILIATION FOR A WEEK BEFORE I CAN CHANGE THE COLOR BACK..
BUT I'VE MADE UP MY MIND..
I'LL GO TO THE SALOON INSTEAD..
NOT NOW, OF COURSE, DURING THE NEXT HOLIDAYS..
FOR NOW, IT WILL BE BLACK AND BROWN WHEN THERE IS LIGHT.. HAHA..
I FEEL SO SILLY SAYING ALL THIS UNWANTED THINGS HERE..

MY NEW CLASS IS GREAT..

WE BONDED PRETTY FAST..
EXCEPT FOR ONE OR TWO, THE REST IS WOW!!
I'M GONNA BRING MY GUITAR SOMEDAY AND MAKE A CONCERT IN THE CLASS!!
THE GIRLS JUST ROCK, MAN!!
THEY LISTENED TO THOSE SONGS IN MY MP4..
IT'S QUITE SHOCKING TO ME BECAUSE SOME GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW THE SONGS I LISTENED TO AND YET THESE GIRLS DO..
OH, MAN.. THAT IS AWESOME!!
SO THE NEXT TIME I SING, I WON'T BE SINGING ALONE..
I CAN'T WAIT!! WOHOO!!

BUT I MISS MY OLD CLASS TOO..
TOO BAD WE DIDN'T GET TO ENJOY SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER..
AND I BROUGHT MY GUITAR TOO LATE.. LAST DAY!!
HAHA.. THAT IS DEPRESSING..
OH, I MISS EVANGELINE TOO. =)

I JUST FOUND OUT THIS FACT RECENTLY..
BUT IT IS JUST MY PERSONAL POINT OF VIEW SO PLEASE DON'T SCREAM AT ME..
I THINK THAT THE CHINESE GIRLS ARE MORE ADORABLE AND LOVABLE..
THEY HAVE THIS NATURAL CUTENESS IN THEM..
VERY CHEERFUL AND EASY GOING.. NOT REVENGEFUL..
GOSH, I CAN GO ON AN ON SAYING THIS..
ALSO, THEY TREAT YOU REALLY NICE.. AT LEAST BETTER THAN SOME..
WHICH IS WHY, I'M QUITE ATTRACTED TO CHINESE GIRLS NOW.. HAHA..
YES, JUST ATTRACTED.. NOTHING MORE THAN THAT..

BY NEXT WEEK, I'M GOING TO GET MYSELF A JOB..
IT'S ABOUT A YEAR ALREADY SINCE I LAST EARNED MY OWN MONEY..
NOW, I'M IN NEED FOR MONEY SO LET'S PUT AN END TO THIS..
AND IT'S VERY LIKELY THAT I AM GOING TO BE A WAITER AT A RESTAURANT..
THE PROBABILITY OF ME BEING ONE IS CLOSE TO 80%..
JUST SO YOU KNOW, I HAVE SHAKY HANDS..
I HAVE SPILLED WATER ON A CUSTOMER BEFORE..
NOT JUST ONCE, BUT MORE THAN ONCE..
NOW, MY HAND IS QUITE RUSTY THEREFORE I NEED TO PRACTISE MY POSTURE AND HAND MOVEMENTS..
PERHAPS, NOW I'LL TRY TO GO TO SCHOOL HOLDING MY LAPTOP INSTEAD OF CARRYING IT IN MY BAG.. WILL THAT WORK?? HMMMM.....

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET A JOB..
THAT MEANS I CAN GO SHOPPING AFTER EVERY PAY..
EEWWWW, THAT SOUNDS SISSY..
BUT I'LL DO THAT THOUGH..
FIRST THING I'LL DO WITH MY MONEY IS TO INVEST IT.. CHEY!!
HAHA, NAH I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THAT.. STILL UNDERAGE.. SUCKS!!
MY FIRST PAY, I WILL GET A NEW EARPIECE.. YES, THAT IS WHAT I'LL DO..
THAT WILL BE MY 8TH EARPIECE FOR THIS YEAR.. AND IT'S NOT A GOOD THING..

ALSO, I WILL TAKE SOMEONE OUT FOR A MOVIE..
SINCE IT'S QUITE A LONG TIME SINCE I LAST WATCHED A MOVIE..
THE LAST WAS 'THE PROPOSAL' I THINK..
I'LL CONSIDER TAKING MY NOISIEST FRIEND BECAUSE THAT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN IN THE CINEMA..
THE REST WHO WANNA JOIN, PAY YOURSELF!! HAHA..
WE'LL SEE.. IF I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, I'LL TREAT YOU ALSO..
GOSH, I HAVEN'T EVEN APPLIED FOR THE JOB AND I'M TALKING ABOUT TREATING PEOPLE ONCE I GET MY PAY!! HAHA..
I AM SUCH AN ASS!!

OKAY, READER'S RATINGS IS BACK TO NORMAL BUT PLEASE.........
FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE HOUSE RULE..
READ AND TAG!! READ AND TAG!!
THE TAGBOARD IS LIKE A CASHIER..
AFTER YOU EAT, YOU GO TO THE 'CASHIER' AND 'PAY'..
IT'S QUITE EASY.. WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT??
DON'T BE EGO LAH.. EVEN YOU'RE A STRANGER, YOU ARE WELCOME TO DO SO..
JUST SAY HELLO OR WHATEVER SHIT.. I DON'T MIND..
I JUST WANT YOUR PRESENCE..
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A SINGLE TAG MEANS TO A BLOGGER..
IT MEANS A WHOLE LOT..
BE A BLOGGER AND YOU'LL KNOW..
IT'S NOT LIKE FACEBOOK WHERE YOU HAVE ALL SORTS OF WAYS TO COMMUNICATE..
IN BLOG CASE, THAT DARN TAGBOARD IS THE ONLY PLACE TO 'COMMENT'..
SO, PLEASE COOPERATE AND DON'T MAKE ME WRITE IN VAIN.. HEHE..

AFTER SAYING ALL THIS CRAP, I'M QUITE TIRED..
I NEED TO GET MY SLEEP FOR TOMORROW'S SCHOOL..
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR TOMORROW..
LET'S JUST HECK CARE AND GRAB ANYTHING FROM THE WARDROBE..
WORSE COMES TO WORSE, JUST SKIP SCHOOL LOR..
WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT THAT??
SO, GOODBYE AND TAG.. =)

I CAN ALWAYS MOVE WITHOUT YOU, SUCKERS..

2009-10-09T22:43:00.002+08:00

HELLO, PEOPLE..
I'VE GOT BAD NEWS TO SHARE..
I WON'T BE BLOGGING FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS..
I LEFT MY CHARGER IN CLASS AND MY LAPTOP WILL BE DEAD IN 30MINS TIME..
CONGRATS, ANDY..
THANK YOU AND GOODBYE.........
I WILL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN FIND IT BACK..
WHICH IS NOT UNTIL NEXT WEEK, OF COURSE..
I REALLY HOPE THE CLEANER AUNTIE WILL KEEP IT FOR ME..
SORRY AUNTIE, IF I HAVE EVER MADE LIFE HELL FOR YOU BY THROWING LITTERS..
BUT PLEASE, HELP ME THIS ONCE..
I PROMISE I WILL THROW MY LITTER IN THE DUSTBIN NEXT TIME!!
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-09-30T02:46:00.015+08:00

RESURRECTION OF ANDY'S BLOG - SPOT........... GET IT?? HAHA..

HELLO, DEAR BABIES OF http://www.andyleila.blogspot.com/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE MOST WELCOME HERE IN THIS PART OF TOWN WHERE YOU CAN KNOW MORE ABOUT ME (IF YOU SOMEHOW WANT TO) AND PERHAPS SOME SCOOPS OF GOSSIPS ABOUT TEENAGE LIFE..

SOME NONSENSE HERE AND THERE BUT HEY THERE'S NO CLICHE STUFFS BEING WRITTEN HERE..
EXAMPLE...???
I LOVE YOU...
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF..
IF THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, THIS PLACE IS NOT FOR YOU MY DEAR LOST FRIEND..

ANYWAY, BLOGGER= CHEEBYE..
MY FONTS ARE SO MESSY..
I DID CHANGE IT BUT NOTHING CHANGES..
FUCK BLOGGER..
SORRY IF EVERYTHING LOOKS SO MESSY..
IT'S NOT MY FAULT, I SWEAR..

THIS IS ME..
I'M THE MAN BEHIND ALL THIS WORDS..
FOR THOSE WHO STILL DON'T KNOW YET, MY REAL NAME IS.................
MUHAMMAD ANDIKA BIN AZMAN.........
PEOPLE CALL ME ANDY AND I HOPE YOU WILL CALL ME THAT TOO COZ I'M ALREADY USED TO IT..

FIRSTLY BEFORE ANYTHING, I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE..
FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO UPDATE THIS BLOG IN AN EVERYDAY BASIS LIKE LAST TIME..
COME ON, I'M ALREADY A GROWN UP MAN..
I HAVE OTHER COMMITMENTS NOW.. CHEY, CHEY!! HAHA..
HOWEVER NOW, I WILL UPDATE IT MORE OFTEN BE IT SHORT OR LONG..
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS A 'YAY' OR NOT..
BUT IT SURE SOUNDS MORE TO THE 'YAY' THAN 'BOO' TO ME..
SO SMILEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

HMMMM, HELLO TO NEW READERS!!
WELCOME, WELCOME!! *SHAKE HANDS*
THANKS FOR DROPPING BY..
IF YOU A HAVE A BLOG OR SOMETHING AND WANT ME TO LINK YOU, JUST HIT ME AND YOUR NAME WILL BE ON THE WALL OF FAME.. SOUNDS FUN RIGHT??

OKAY, WE'LL START NOW..
JUST QUICK UPDATES ON MY LIFE SO FAR..
THE NEW SEMESTER JUST KICKS IN..
MY NEW CLASS IS W34B SO PLEASE STOP ASKING ME THAT..
SO FAR SO GOOD I GUESS..
WELL, I MADE A COUPLE OF NEW FRIENDS WHICH IS A GOOD SIGN..
COZ LAST TIME I MADE NEW FRIENDS LIKE WHAT?? THE WEEK AFTER??
JUST THAT I HAVE A RETARDED FACI..
WHO KEEPS KEEPING UPDATE ON HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE CLASS IS CHATTING AND MESSAGING ON THE PHONE!!
I'M NOT GUILTY BUT IT'S IRRITATING!!
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN HOLD ON GETTING 'SEMANGAT' WITH ALL THIS SCHOOL THING..
FOR NOW, I'LL KEEP IT SIMPLE.. I'LL BE PRESENT AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE..
AND NO SLEEPING IN CLASS..

I KNOW I WILL SOUND LIKE A LOSER AFTER THIS BUT I WILL SAY IT ANYWAY..
I HAVE NEVER DYE MY HAIR BEFORE..
JUST LIKE THAT..... POOF!! I'M A LOSER NOW..
I'M NOT A REBELLIOUS STUDENT LAST TIME SO I DON'T DYE MY HAIR..
BUT NOW CAN ALREADY, I STILL HAVEN'T DONE SO..
I DID BUY ALL THE THINGS ALREADY..
BUT I READ THE MANUAL AND CHICKENED OUT.. HAHA..
THEY SAY WHAT LAH.. SKIN IRRITATION, ALLERGY..
THEN I SCARED.. HEHE..
WHEN I GOT BRAVE ENOUGH, I 'M JUST TOO LAZY..
I ASK MUM OR SIS TO DO IT, BUT THEY DON'T WANT..
SO BLACK IT IS.. NEVER MIND, MORE NATURAL..
I SCARED LATER I DYE ALSO LOOK LIKE MATREP.. NO THANKS..
I WEAR BEANIE INSTEAD NOW..
YUP, I JUST BOUGHT MY FIRST BEANIE YESTERDAY..
AND I WORE IT TODAY..
IT WAS COMFORTABLE BUT TOWARDS THE END, IT'S FREAKING HOT..
ALL OF THAT ASIDE, BEANIE ROCKS!!
I LOOK KIND OF GIRLISH IN IT, TOO..
BEANIE = SEX CHANGER??
HMMM, IN MY CASE I GUESS..
COZ MY FACE A LITTLE BIT LIKE GIRL..
I'M NOT KIDDING.. LAST TIME, I TRY ON MY MOTHER'S SELENDANG.. WALAU..
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND FELL IN LOVE WITH MYSELF..
I LOOK LIKE MY LAST TIME CRUSH FROM RELIGIOUS CLASS SEY, NO KIDDING..
IF I MISS HER, THEN CAN JUST WEAR THE SELENDANG AND LOOK AT THE MIRROR..
LOL-LIPOP!!

GOOD FRIENDS ARE DEFINITELY HARD TO FIND NOWADAYS..
THEY JUST COME AND GO..
LIKE HOTEL LIKE THAT.. HAIYOOO.....
I CAN NEVER KEEP TRACK OF WHO MY TRUE FRIENDS ARE..
MOST LIKE NORMAL2 FRIENDS ONLY..

OH, HAVE YOU BEEN IN A SITUATION WHERE YOU'RE WITH YOUR 'FRIENDS' AND YOU ARE PRACTICALLY INVISIBLE TO THEM??
YEAH, I KNOW.. THOSE SELFISH JERKS..
FORGET ABOUT THEM.. I'M YOUR FRIEND.. HAHA..

AND DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND WHO TREAT YOU AS A LAST RESORT??
LIKE THEIR NORMAL FRIENDS OR CLIQUES THEY CALL IT NOW ARE NOT FREE, THEN THEY COME FIND YOU..
YOU HAVE?? GOSH, THAT'S SAD..
TELL YOU WHAT..
YOU GIVE THEM A CALL..
AND WHEN THEY ANSWER IT, SAY THIS THREE WORDS..

YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!

THEN YOU HANG UP..
IF THEY NOT HAPPY, TELL THEM TO VISIT HERE AND WE'LL SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL..
REALLY AH, I VERY 'ANTI' THIS KIND OF PEOPLE..
THEY VERY WHAT..
LIKE MAKING USE OF US..
THEN WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR FRIENDS, THEY JUST LEAVE YOU HANGING THERE ALONE NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO..
I HAVE MY SHARE OF EXPERIENCES TOO THAT'S WHY I ANTI THEM..
IF YOU NOTICED, I WRITE EXPERIENCE WITH AN 'S'..
MEANS THAT IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ME ONCE BUT ERM, MORE THAN ONCE.. HAH..

BOTTOMLINE??
FUCK THOSE PEOPLE..
THEY THINK THEY ARE SO POPULAR??
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, BABY..
WHEN WE' ARE UP THERE ONE DAY, THEY'LL BE ON THEIR KNEES BEGGING US TO LET THEM IN..
AND WHEN THAT TIME COMES, IT'S TOO LATE.. HAH AT YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE!!
YEAH, PEOPLE!! WE ARE ONE!! THEY ARE NONE!!
THEY ARE GOING DOWN!!
AND WE.. WE ARE ERM, NOT GOING DOWN!!

WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS EHK?
WASTE MY TIME ONLY..
BEFORE WE CLOSE UP ON THIS TOPIC, HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING I CAN THINK OF..

F-FUCKING
R-RETARDS,
I-IT
E-ENDS
N-NOW
D-DEAR
S-SHITHEADS!!

YEAH, WOHOO!!
I'M FEELING HIGH!!
AND NO, I DIDN'T DRINK COFFEE..
EH WAIT, DOES COFFEE MAKES US HIGH??
HECK CARE THAT..
I TOLD YOU GUYS BEFORE RIGHT..
PINK GETS ME HIGH..
YUP.. WHEN I SEE PINK, I GET EDGY.. LALALALALALALALA.................

HAHA, SORRY ABOUT THAT LITTLE CONFESSION..
SOMEONE HAS TO SAY THAT SOMEDAY!!
AND IT WILL BE BETTER IF YOU HEAR IT FROM MY OWN MOUTH RATHER THAN OTHER PEOPLE SAYING IT..
ENOUGH ABOUT PINKS, LET'S MOVE ON TO WINKS..
IN OTHER WORDS, LET'S FLIRT!!
KIDDING!! JUST WANNA MAKE IT RHYME..

OH, SINCE WE MENTIONED THE WORD' FLIRT', WE'LL BITCH ABOUT THIS..
DO YOU FLIRT??
OH, YES YOU DO.. DON'T DENY THAT..
I KNOW YOU'RE SMILING NOW..
OI, DON'T SMILE LAH..
LAST WARNING, STOP IT..
NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!! THAT'S HUMAN NATURE..
THE MORE YOU ASK THEM NOT TO DO IT, THE MORE THEY DO IT..
AND IT'S ALSO IN HUMAN NATURE TO FLIRT..
JUST A WINK IS GOOD ENOUGH TO BE DEEMED FLIRITNG.
OR IT MIGHT EVEN BE SAYING 'NICE WORDS' TO SOMEONE AT THE MSN..
SO LET'S JUST ADMIT IT.. EVERYBODY HAVE FLIRTED BEFORE..
IT'S NOT GOOD AND IT'S NOT BAD.
IT'S TO A CERTAIN EXTENT OF HOW HARDCORE YOU ARE IN DOING IT..
TOO HARDCORE= YOUR EARS PULLED BY YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND
TOO NOT HARCORE= SISSY

HAHA, THE PARAGRAPH ABOVE IS ALL NONSENSE..
DON'T BELIEVE IT..
I'M JUST TRING TO SAY IT'S BETTER TO BE SINGLE..
YOU ARE FREE LIKE A BIRD!! KUKUBIRD YOUR HEAD!!

I NEED TO GET MYSELF A NEW MP4 COZ MY MP4 FULL ALREADY..
I TRIED TO DELETE SOME SONGS BUT I CAN'T.. ALL VERY NICE..
THEREFORE, IT WILL BE COOL IF I HAVE THE MEANS TO GET MYSELF A NEW ONE..
WHY AM I EVEN TELLING YOU THIS..
HAISHHHH.....

ANYWAY, I'M TIRED..
I NEED TO LEAVE YOU FOR NOW BUT I'LL BE BACK WITH A NEW POST..
SO GOODBYE AND THANKS FOR READING THIS FAR..
AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M STILL LOOKING FOR A DRUMMER..
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-09-16T18:52:00.003+08:00

RIGHT NOW, I'M WAITING FOR MY PICTURES TO BE UPLOADED..
FROM JUST NOW SEY I WAIT.. PANTAT BETUL..

OKAY, DONE.. FINALLY!!
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY, SO SHUT UP!! I'M NOT!!
I WILL GET IT CUT SOON..
INSTEAD, I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY BABY JACK..
YUP, THAT STRIKING WHITE THING I'M HOLDING PASSIONATELY ON MY WAIST..
IT COST ME QUITE ALOT..
UNTIL I DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY TO GO BACK HOME AFTER BUYING IT..
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I EVER WENT OUT FROM HOME.. (EXCLUDING CLEANING OUT THE TRASH..)
BECAUSE NOW, I'VE BEEN PLAYING ALOT OF GUITAR AND SINGING AT HOME.. WOHOO!! AND YES, I'VE IMPROVED!! YAY!!
CAN'T WAIT FOR MY NEXT ACOUSTIC SESSION WITH THE GUYS..

SO SIDETRACK A LITTLE BIT..
I AM SERIOUSLY LOOKING FOR A DRUMMER..
CANNOT PLAY DOUBLE PAD ALSO CAN..
JUST SO LONG AS YOU KNOW HOW TO BE CREATIVE USING THE DRUM SET..
BECAUSE MY BAND IS ALMOST COMPLETE..
WE HAVE DECIDED..
MAX AS LEAD GUITARIST..
APEEZ AS BASSIST AND VOCALIST..
ME AS SECOND GUITARIST AND VOCALIST..
SO DRUMMER, COME OUT!!
HIT ME YEAH!!

I SERIOUSLY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE LIKE I'VE MENTIONED EARLIER ON..
I'VE BEEN STAYING AT HOME..
I CAN'T SAY MUCH ACTUALLY ABOUT LIFE AT HOME..
IT'S KINDA BOORISH LIBRARY ATMOSPHERE HERE..
I'M THE ONLY ONE MAKING THE NOISES AND ENTERTAINING THE REST..
AND I'M ALSO THE ONE WHO GETS THIRSTY FIRST.. PANTAT..
SO, I WILL BITCH ABOUT BITCHES.. YAY-NESS!!
AND WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT BITCH, I'M NOT ONLY REFERRING TO THE GIRLS..
BOYS CAN ALSO BE A BITCH AND A PAIN THE ASS..
SHUT UP, LADIES.. I'M NOT TRYING TO SUCK UP OR BODEK..
THIS IS MY OWN OPINION..

FIRSTLY, SOME OF THEM MIGHT BE READING THIS..
SO GO AND DIE!! GET OUT!! *TAKE BROOM AND HALAU THEM*

BITCHES......
WHO LIKES THEM??
YOU?? NO??

OF COURSE NOT!!
WHO LIKES THEM!!

I'M ACTUALLY A NEUTRAL LAH, NOT TO THE EXTENT OF 'HATE'..
BUT NOW I DO..
LET'S START..

ACT CUTE..
MATERIALISTIC..
MAKE USE OF PEOPLE..
TAKE PICTURE STEP GOT DIMPLE..
EVERY GUY/GIRL ALSO WANT.. (OH, THIS GUY'S HOT!! GOSH, THAT GUY IS SO CUTE!! I'M MELTING.. *FANNING HERSELF*)
CRACKS?? (DOESN'T APPLY TO ALL SEX.. HAHA..)
ACT AS IF THEY ARE SO POPULAR..
DOESN'T TREAT THEIR FRIENDS GOOD..

THAT IS MY DEFINITION OF BITCHES..
DON'T WORRY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO AGREE..
BUT IF YOU HAVE ALL THIS SYMPTOMS........ CONGRATS!!
YOU ARE A BITCH IN MY EYES!!

I WANT TO ZOOM IN ON THE 'ACT AS IF THEY ARE SO POPULAR' POINT..
I CAN'T STAND IT..
AND I'LL ZOOM IN ON THIS PARTICULAR PERSON I'VE MET..
FOR STARTERS, IT'S A SHE.. SORRY..
FOR SECOND STARTERS, SHE'S A PLAYGIRL..
I WON'T REVEAL HER NAME BECAUSE SHE IS STILL A MINOR.. HAHA, STEP..

OKOK, I CHOOSE HER BECAUSE I THINK SHE'S A PERFECT EXAMPLE FOR THE THEME ..
I'LL TELL THE STORY NOW..
NOT INTERESTED CAN PACK UP AND LEAVE..

LET'S JUST TAKE HER NAME AS NONO..
I WILL REMEMBER THIS PHRASE ALL MY LIFE..
AND I WILL THANK HER FOR THAT..

"CIKO (NOT THE REAL NAME.. IT'S HER GIRLFRIEND'S NAME), STOP SELLING MY NUMBERS.. GUYS, IF YOU RECEIVE MY NUMBER, PLEASE DELETE IT.. I'M NOT INTERESTED.."

SOUNDS FUNNY??
NOPE, IT'S NOT..
IT'S VERY FUNNY LAH!!!!!
NOW, LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

I ALMOST PUKED AND LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME..
I COULD HAVE BROKEN THE RECORD FOR DOING THAT..
FIRSTLY, WHEN I SAW NONO PUT THAT, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF..

WOAH, NONO MUST BE ONE HELL OF A GIRL.. CONFIRM DROP DEAD GORGEOUS UNTIL SHE PUT LIKE THAT....

SO I WENT TO CHECK IT OUT..
WHAT'S THE NEXT THING I DID??
I PUT MY HEAD ON THE DESK..
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT..
WASTE MY TIME.. I WISH I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS BUT NAH, I'M NOT THAT MEAN..
SHE'S NOT THAT UGLY NOR THAT PRETTY..
JUST THAT SHE'S TRYING TO SELL HERSELF WITH WHATEVER ASSESTS SHE HAVE AND LOOKS MORE LIKE A HOOKER.. THEN ACT CUTE..
NINA LAH, FUCK OFF..

AND SHE SOMEHOW FOUND OUT I VIEWED HER PROFILE, SHE ADDED ME ON MSN..
I FELL INTO THE TRAP..
AND THIS I,U,I,U THING IS REALLY MAKING MY HAIR STAND.. LIKE SERIOUSLY!!
FYI, SHE'S JUST A SEC 2 KID..

HELLO U.. THANKS EHK ADD I KAT MSN.. (WHAT THE F?? SINCE WHEN DID I ADD YOU LAH, BISKUT??)

U NGAH UAT APE NI?? DAH MAKAN?? (ONCE AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK.. FASTING LAH STUPID.. SHE'S TRYING TO BE FUNNY..)

EH, I KENE PERGI DULU.. 9187625 (THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE HER NUMBER BUT I PUT RANDOMLY HERE).. NI NUMBER I, OKAY.. KALAU U NAK APE2, MSG I JE KAT SINI.. OKAY, BYE..

KIWAK!!!!!! I NEVER EVEN SAID ANYTHING!!
I NEVER EVEN REPLY..
IT'S LIKE SHE'S SHIOK SENDIRI TALKING ALONE..
AND WHAT'S WITH THE NUMBER THING??
I THOUGHT SHE SAY.. ??

"CIKO (NOT THE REAL NAME.. IT'S HER GIRLFRIEND'S NAME), STOP SELLING MY NUMBERS.. GUYS, IF YOU RECEIVE MY NUMBER, PLEASE DELETE IT.. I'M NOT INTERESTED.."

SOON, I REALISED SHE WAS TRYING TO ATTRACT ATTENTION..
BITCH?? HELL YEAH!!
AND TO THINK SHE EVEN SAID.. 'KALAU U NAK APE2, MSG JE I KAT SINI..'
WHAT THE HELL??
SHE THINK I WHAT?? SEX FREAK?? GO AND DIE LAH..
LUCKY, I NEVER REPLY ANYTHING SIA.. I DELETED HER ALREADY..

SO DEAR AUDIENCE, LET THIS BE A LESSON LEARNT..
OKAY, MR ANDY.. LET THIS BE YOUR LESSON LEARNT..
DON'T BE KAYPOH.. HAHA..
THE GUYS ALSO SOME LIKE BITCH..
BUT NOT IN THIS VERSION LAH..
YOU KNOW, I KNOW LAH.. GATAL AND STUFF..
YUCKS!! BLUEK TIMES 3!!

LIKE COME ON LAH..
WE ARE STILL YOUNG..
LET'S JUST ENJOY LIFE NOW..
WHY BOTHER TRYING TO FIND NAHAS..
NOW WE SHOULD DO WHATEVER WE CAN'T LATER WHEN WE GET OLDER..
LIKE PRACTISING PLAYING CHESS..
LATER WHEN YOU GET OLDER, YOU WILL ALSO END UP IN THE VOID DECKS OR COMMUNITY CENTRE PLAYING CHESS WHAT..
WHY NOT PRACTISE NOW AND BE THE CHESS KING LATER??

HAHA, LAME-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LAH..
BUNGEE JUMP OR SOMETHING..
GO FIND YOURSELF A HOBBY!!
NO LOVE, NO SEX!!
WE ARE STILL YOUNG!!
REMEMBER THAT!!

LASTLY, TO THE BITCHES, YOU CAN STILL CHANGE AND BE ACCEPTED BY SOCIETY..
JUST DON'T DO ALL THE DON'T S..
THAT'S QUITE SIMPLE ACTUALLY..
AND PLEASE COVER UP THE CRACKS..
IT'S SUPER DISGUSTING!!
YUCKS!! BLUEK TIMES MANY!!

I HAVE BAD NEWS TO SHARE..
I WILL GO ON TECHNOLOGY FASTING SOON..
THAT MEANS I WON'T BE USING MY LAPTOP..
SO, TILL NEXT TIME.. I HOPE YOU ENJOY READING THIS SO FAR..

I NEVER BELONG TO THE CLIQUE.. I NEVER DID.
SO I'LL SHALL DISAPPEAR NOW AND FORM MY OWN..
SOMEWHERE I BELONG AND WHERE I'M THE LEADER.. GOODBYE, EVERYONE..................

2009-08-21T19:24:00.009+08:00

WERE YOU HERE BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO??
IS IT ALREADY IN YOUR INTENTION TO VISIT HERE??
OR WAS IT IN RESPONSE TO SEEING IT SOMEWHERE??
ENOUGH OF THE SUSPENSE!!
WELCOME!! ENJOY THE PICS BEFORE YOU READ ON.. HAHA..
WHAT I MEANT WAS WAS READ AND FOLLOW THE HOUSE RULES FIRST..
READ IT SLOWLY, YEAH.. DON'T CHOKE..

LET'S START BY PRAYING.. PRAY THAT YOU WILL BE FINE THROUGH THIS JOURNEY.. THE JOURNEY TO AN IMAGINARY WORLD.. A WORLD I HAVE BUILT FOR ALL OF YOU.. A WORLD VOID OF SADNESS AND MISERY.. JUST SMILES AND LAUGHTER..

LOOK OUT TO THE SKY.. IMAGINE YOU ARE FLYING TO THAT WORLD.. IMAGINE YOU REALLY ARE FLYING AND I MEAN REALLY FLYING BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL EVER REACH THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE..

THAT'S WHEN YOU'LL MEET ME.. THE CREATOR OF THIS WORLD.. OH, WELCOME!! YOU'VE MADE IT!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

HELLO TO ALL MY SAYANGS!!

I WON'T SAY SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING FOR 1 MONTH, I THINK..

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I FORGOT MY PASSWORD..

OKAY, IT'S MY FAULT.. HAHA..

BUT SERIOUSLY, THERE ARE SO MANY PASSWORDS TO REMEMBER!!

ERM, THERE ARE MSN..(I HAVE LIKE MANY OF THEM.. AND SURPRISINGLY, I CAN ONLY REMEMBER MY FIRST ACCOUNT.. HAHA, NONSENSE..)

THERE IS ALSO..

-TAGGED

-FRIENDSTER?? (DEAD!! DON'T BOTHER.. )

-TWITTER.. (I DON'T USE THIS.. I DON'T KNOW HOW.. I WAS FORCED INTO MAKING THIS BY EMMA..)

-YOUTUBE

-BLOG

-LIVEJOURNAL (JUST TESTING.. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT..)

-SOME 'OTHER' MEMBERSHIP WEBSITE.. HEHE.. JOKING!!

-MY BICYCE CHAIN LOCK COMBINATION

-ATM??

-LAPTOP'S USER PASSWORD

-AND LOTS, LOTS MORE!!

AND EVERY DIFFERENT KINDS OF THIS, I HAVE DIFFERENT PASSWORDS..

YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW MUCH I NEED TO REMEMBER..

I CANNOT PUT THE SAME..

I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS PASSWORD THING..

PEOPLE EASILY KNOW SOMEHOW.. IRRITATING..

IF I PUT EVERY PASSWORD SAME, THEN THAT'S IT..

AND I DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO REMEMBER THE PASSWORD TO THIS BLOG WHEN I FORGET..

IT'S ONLY WHEN I VISIT MY PAGE AND SAW ZASHANA AKING TO UPDATE THAT I TRY TO RETRIEVE IT.. HEHE..

OKAY, SO NOW I'M BACK..

HOW SHOULD I START THIS POST THEN??

OOPPSSS, I ALREADY DID..

GOSH, CRAP!!

LET'S START WITH YESTERDAY THEN..

SOME PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO WATCH 'THE TIME TRAVELLER'S WIFE' ALONE..

BUT I CANNOT BEAR THE THOUGHT OF ME CRYING ALONE IN THE CINEMA..

THAT SOUNDS EMO.. AND I DON'T WANT THAT..

SO, I WENT TO TOWN.. ERM, ALONE..

THAT'S JUST THE WAY I AM.. EVERYTHING DO ALONE..

MORE FREEDOM MAH..

LATER CHICKS WANT TO WALK OVER TO YOU ASK FOR NUMBER ALSO THEY NOT SHY BECAUSE YOU ALONE.. CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST KIDDING AS YOU KNOW..

I THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE IT'S ON A WEEKDAY, THE MRT WON'T GET SO CROWDED..

BUT IT DID!!

POOR ME, I HAD TO STAND.. YEAH, I ALWAYS STAND ALSO LAH ANYWAY..

SO NO TROUBLE AT ALL..

BUT!!!!!!!!!!

CHEEBYE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

IT WAS SO CROWDED, THAT I WAS PUSHED HERE AND THERE..

AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIT AN INDIAN GUY..

WHAT DID HE DO??

SOME OF YOU ALREADY KNOW..

BUT I WILL REPEAT IT ANYWAY..

HE GAVE ME A CHEEKY SMILE..

NOT THE OH-IT'S-OKAY-KID SMILE..

IT'S THE LET'S-HAVE-SEX-KID SMILE!!

I WAS TOTALLY DISGUSTED..

MAYBE HE DOESN'T INTEND TO GIVE THAT SMILE BUT HE CERTAINLY LOOKS HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.. GAY FUCK!!

LUCKY ME, THE NEXT STOP WAS MY STOP..

I WALK2 AROUND OBVIOUSLY..

I WON'T ELABORATE MUCH BUT ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I WENT HOME WITH A.....

BRAND NEW ACOUSTIC GUITAR!!!! YAY, I'M ONE HAPPY KID!!

SO THAT'S THE END..

NOT MUCH TO TELL BECAUSE I WAS ALONE AND IT'S KINDA BORING..

YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO SAY...

OH, IT WAS FUN!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?? I WENT IN FRONT OF A BOUTIQUE AND STRIPPED IN FRONT OF THE MODEL PUPPETS..

YOU THINK I WHAT??

CLOWN AH??

NO, NO I'M NOT..

GET THAT STRAIGHT..

OR GET THAT CURLED OR SOMETHING.. HAHA!!!

MOVING ON.................

GEYLANG, GEYLANG....

YEAH, EVERYBODY HAVE THEIR STORIES..

HERE'S MINE..

I WENT TO GEYLANG WITH MY FAMILY EXCEPT DAD..

IT WAS TOTALLY ANNOYING!!

SIS FORGET TO TAKE OUT MONEY....

MUM HANDPHONE DIE..

SO WHEN I FOLLOWED SIS TO TAKE OUT MONEY AND RETURNED BACK..

MUM WAS NOT THERE... AND...

EH, THIS SOUNDS BORING... LET'S JUST SKIP.. HAHA..

OKAY, I BOUGHT MY BAJU KURUNG AT FIRST LADY..

FOR THE FIRST TIME, EVERYBODY IS GOING TO WEAR THE EXACT SAME SHIRT AND COLOUR.. SIZE NOT INCLUDED LAH.. FUNNY AH??

I MEAN FOR THE BOYS IN THE FAMILY..

THE GIRLS, I DON'T CARE..

THE COLOUR FOR THIS YEAR IS TURQOUISE.. DID I SPELL IT CORRECTLY?

OH WELL, THAT SUCKS.. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL...

SO OVERALL, IT WAS SATISFYING.. THE COLOURS AND DESIGNS, I MEAN..

AT LEAST I WON'T LOOK SO EMO LIKE LAST YEAR ANYMORE IN WHICH THE THEME COLOUR WAS BLACK AND RED..

YEAH, YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW I LOOK..

I WANTED TO CHOOSE PINK BUT MUM WOULDN'T LET ME..

HMMMM, NO CHOICE THEN.. MUMMY'S BOY STRIKES AGAIN!!

AND THE POPULAR TOPIC!!!!!

MATREPS AND MINAHS.....

I HATE TO BRING IT UP HERE BUT I JUST HAVE TO...

LET ME START WITH A QUESTION..

WHAT'S YOUR PURPOSE OF GOING TO GEYLANG??

OKAY, YES YOU THE ONE RIGHT THERE..

STRANGER: TO BUY THINGS FOR HARI RAYA PREPARATIONS..

CORRECT!!!!

BUT THESE FAGGOTS DON'T SEEM TO HAVE THAT MENTALITY IN MIND..

THEY ARE STUPID!!!

GO GEYLANG TO FIND LIFE PARTNER..

KIWAKK!!!! COME ON!!

THEY CAN BE SEEN ALMOST ANYWHERE SITTING OR STANDING AROUND HELPLESSLY LOOKING AROUND..

THAT IS SO FUCK!!

HAHA, WHAT KIND OF VULGAR COMBINATION IS THIS..

SO ANYWAY, THEY ARE VERY DESPERATE PEOPLE LAH TO MAKE IT SHORT..

THERE MANY GROUPS BUT THIS GROUP STANDS OUT THE MOST..

SO I WILL WRITE ABOUT THEM..

WHEN MY FAMILY REACHED JOO CHIAT COMPLEX BY TAXI, THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THEM SITTING AT THE DON'T KNOW WHAT THING..

SO WE WALKED INTO THE BUILDING..

HALF OF THEM WAS STARING AT MY SIS AND HALF OF THEM WAS STARING AT ME..

I TOOK IT THAT THE OTHER HALF STARING AT ME WAS GAYS..

THEN THEY MAKE THIS KIND OF WEIRD NOISES..

I CAN'T HEAR CLEARLY BECAUSE I WAS LISTENING TO MY MP4..

EH, TO THINK OF IT, MAYBE IT COMES FROM MY HALF-BROKEN EARPIECE..

ALAH, WHO CARES.. LET'S JUST PUT THE BLAME ON THEM..

WE WENT TO FIRST LADY AND THERE THEY WERE FOLLOWING US..

(I STILL CAN'T GET IT WHETHER IT'S ME OR MY SIS THAT THEY WANT.. HAHA, GAYS!!)

MUM CHOSE FOR ME SOME CLOTHES AND I TRIED IT ON..

THEN THEY WERE BEHIND ME ALSO 'TRYING ON'..

HAH, ASSHOLE!!!! THAT'S THE KIDS SECTION, COCK-BLOWERS!!

HAHA, THEY ARE SO STUPID!!

THEY CAN'T EVEN DIFFERENTIATE THE KIDS AND MENS CLOTHES..

NEVER GO SCHOOL, THAT'S WHY..

ONE OF THEM REALISED THAT AND TOLD THE OTHERS..

EH, NI KAN BAJU BUDAK2.. BODOH SIAK KAU!! (EH, THIS IS THE KIDS CLOTHES, STUPID SIA YOU..)

AKU TAU LAH BODOH, NAK BELI KAN ADIK AKU!! (I KNOW LAH STUPID, I BUYING FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER..)

MATREP BUYING CLOTHES FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER?? KENTAL OR WHAT!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!

THANKS TO MY MUM AND SIS WHO SPENT SO LONG FINDING THE RIGHT CLOTHES, THEY PROBABLY GOT BORED AND LEFT..

GO SUCK COCK LAH, GUYS!!

OH, DON'T FORGET!! SUCK THE BIGGER COCK NOT THE SMALLER ONE!!

THE BIGGER ONE HAVE HAIRS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST IN CASE THEY CAN'T DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN THE KID'S ONE AND THE MAN'S ONE.. HEHE..

WE WENT TO BAZAAR AND DID MORE SHOPPING..

BUT IT WAS MORE TO MUM AND SIS SHOPPING AND ME CARRYING THEIR STUFFS..

I FELT LIKE A LOSER WEARING A CAP WITH A SIGN 'I'M STUPID' ON IT..

AFTER SOME TIME WALKING AROUND, I SAW THOSE MATREPS AGAIN.. HAIYA...

THIS TIME THEY WERE WALKING AROUND..

ONE OF THEM WAS HOILDING A CURTAIN POLE IN HIS HAND..

YES, A CURTAIN POLE..

I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT THING EVEN UP IN HIS BLOODY HANDS IN THE FIRST PLACE..

HE WAS LIKE CARRYING IT AROUND ACT BIG LIKE HE FIGHTER LIKE THAT LAH..

BUT HE LOOKS MORE LIKE BUGS BUNNY HOLDING AN UMBRELLA..

IT'S HIS TEETH LAH.. IT'S PRETRUDING OUT..

SORRY, MATREP.. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.. NOT FIERCE AT ALL..

ON THE WAY HOME, IT'S THE MINAHS STORY..

AS YOU KNOW, I WAS CARRYING MOST OF THE STUFFS..

SO NATURALLY, I WAS TIRED AND BEHIND THE HERD..

THE REST WAS LIKE IN FRONT ALREADY..

I WAS WALKING SLOWLY BEHIND..

THEN........

THE MINAHS CAME...........

THICK MAKEUP, REVEALING CLOTHES, FUNNY HAIRSTYLE...

OKAY, DEFINITELY MINAH!!!

THERE WAS A GROUP OF THEM WITH ONE MATREP SESAT BEHIND..

THEY WERE WALKING INTO THE BAZAAR AND I WAS WALKING OUT OF THE BAZAAR..

SO NO CHOICE, WE WERE BOUND TO CROSS PATHS..

AS WE WERE NEARING, ONE OF THEM WALK IN FRONT AND PURPOSELY COLLIDE WITH ME..

I ALMOST FELL.. I WAS WEAK SEY!!

I PUASA LEY, THEY NEVER PUASA!! (THEY WERE SMOKING..)

OF COURSE, THEY STRONGER..

I ALSO NEVER GO GYM THEN THEY EVERYDAY GO GANGFIGHT..

SO AFTER THAT 'COLLISION', I TURN AROUND LAH WANT TO ACT FIERCE..

THEY ALSO LOOK BEHIND THEN LAUGH..

OKAY, I LOST.................... =(

THAT'S WRAPS MY RATHER HUMILIATING DAY WITH THE MINAHS..

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!

I WISH I COULD GO RE-WIND...

IF I COULD THAT, I WOULD SURELY BE MORE READY..

WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT TO COLLIDE WITH ME, I WILL MOVE SWIFTLY TO THE RIGHT AND PULL HER HAIR AND SWING HER TOWARDS THE TREE AT THE SIDE..

THEN I'LL SHOW MY MIDDLE FINGER TO THE REST EVEN TO THE MATREP SESAT BEHIND..

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE MEANINGFUL, SHALL WE..

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE..
POPULAR TOPIC TO TALK ABOUT..
SO WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT NOW..

IS IT A GAME OR IS IT JUST ERM, LOVE??
IF IT IS JUST A GAME, SURELY YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE PLAYER TO PLAY WHAT??
YOU CAN ALWAYS PLAY SINGLE PLAYER WHAT.. HAHA, LAME.. -_-

I WAS TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP LAH.. HEHE, SMILEEEEEEEEE!!!!
BECAUSE FROM WHAT I FOUND OUT, THERE IS A HIGHER PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE IN LOVE ARE FEELING SAD RIGHT NOW..
SO I CONCLUDE THAT MOST OF YOU WHO ARE IN LOVE RIGHT NOW IS SAD..
BUT DON'T WORRY, DOCTOR ANDY IS HERE..

FIRST, I BELIEVE THAT THERE IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE..
I ALWAYS HAD THIS IDEA THAT EACH ONE OF US ARE BORN TO LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF SOMEONE OUT THERE IN THE WORLD..
LIKE MY MUM AND DAD..
MUM IS BORN TO LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF DAD.. AND VICE-VERSA..
SO IF YOU THINK THAT THERE IS NO ONE TO LOVE YOU, THERE ACTUALLY IS..
YOU JUST HAVEN'T FOUND THEM YET..
MAYBE THEY ARE NOT EVEN BORN YET.. HEHE..
AND DON'T WORRY.. I'M ON YOUR SIDE.. I'M ALSO WAITING.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

AND IF YOU REALLY ARE THAT UNLUCKY, THEN COME ON!!
THERE IS DAD AND MUM TO LOVE YOU WHAT!!
HEH, I'M NOT HELPING..
JUST BE PATIENT ALRIGHT..
SOON, YOUR ROMEO OR JULIET WILL COME TO SAVE YOU BUT NOT ON A HORSE SADLY.. IT DEPENDS ACTUALLY..
IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH, THEN TAXI MIGHT BE A GOOD BET..

OH YAH, IF YOU'RE WITH SOMEONE AND YOU DON'T FEEL THAT LOVE YOU'RE FINDING, THEN BREAK OFF LAH!!
SUCH EASY THING YOU HAD TO MAKE IT SOUND SO COMPLICATED.. TSK, TSK, TSK..
I KNOW THIS SOUNDS EVIL OR SOMETHING..
BUT DO YOU RATHER SUFFER THE WHOLE TIME BEING WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T LOVE?
IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH THAT, I DON'T MIND..
BUT IF YOU ARE NOT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT..
LOVE IS SELFISH, SADLY..
THAT'S JUST HOW IT GOES..
DON'T BLAME ME, ALRIGHT..
THIS IS FACT, FACE IT.. I'M JUST A MESSENGER.. LOL!!

I WOULD LIKE TO END MY POST WITH THIS..
ELIMINATE ALL MATREPS AND MINAHS!!!!!!!!
LY-CHEEEEE-BYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-08-16T14:54:00.007+08:00

HERE'S THE BAD HAIR DAY PHOTOS I PROMISED FOR LIKE HOW LONG ALREADY..
I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT, SORRY..

I WISH I CAN DO THIS EVERYDAY, MAN....................................... =)

2009-08-08T04:33:00.002+08:00

ME DON'T LIKE YOU..
YOU DON'T LIKE ME..
BYEBYE..

CRESTFALLEN AND STARSTRUCK IS THE WORD TO DESCRIBE ME RIGHT NOW..
I'VE GONE THROUGH ALOT THE PAST FEW DAYS..
WAY MORE THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINED..
AND I'M STILL ALIVE TO SAY THIS AND EVEN TAKE A PICTURE TO PROVE IT..
OUT OF THE WHOLE WEEK, I WENT TO SCHOOL ONLY ONCE..
TELL ME I'M OKAY, SOMEBODY..
I FEEL LIKE KILLING SOMEBODY..
SHOOT THEM RIGHT IN THE HEAD AND SHOUT, "I KILLED THIS GUY, PEOPLE!!"

IT'S 4.42.A.M RIGHT NOW..
I'VE BEEN FACING MY LAPPY FROM YESTERDAY..
I'M WAITCHING MY FAVOURITE TV SHOW, WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY..
DAMN COOL.. I'VE BEEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ALONE AT HOME SINCE JUST NOW..
ALTHOUGH I'M LIKE IN A BAD MOOD..
HMM......

I WON'T BE BLOGGING FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS, I GUESS..
AT LEAST UNTIL I FEEL OKAY TO DO SO..
IF NOT I WILL END UP WRITING THIS KIND OF SHITTY POSTS..
TATA, READERS.. TAKE CARE, ALRIGHT..

AND I MISS MY FRIENDS ALOT, ALOT!! TELL ME YOU MISS ME TOO!!

2009-07-28T18:33:00.003+08:00

WOAH, LOOK AT THAT.. SHE'S PLAYING THE GUITAR.. NOW THAT'S MY ROCK CHICK!!
GET YOURSELF ONE, TOO..

$50 MAN ANYONE?? THIS IS MY PROGAMMING FACI BTW.. IT'S BECAUSE OF HIM THAT I LEARNT ALL THIS STUFF AND TO THINK I WOULD GET BACK AT HIM USING WHAT HE TAUGHT ME.. HEHE, SO MEAN..
GUITARIST=ANDY
DRUMMER=ANDY
BASSIST=ANDY
VOCALIST= LI MING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S QUITE BLUR ACTUALLY.. HAISHH, SHOULD NOT HAVE RESIZE IT..
CUTE RIGHT THESE TWO CUTIES?? THEY ARE TWINS ACTUALLY..

CUTIES POSING WITH SAMURAI WARRIOR.. WOAH, THAT'S COOL!!

I AM SO EVIL!! LOOK AT WHAT I'VE DONE TO MY FACI'S FACE..

YOU JUST GIVE ME ONE PICTURE AND I'LL DO ALL KINDS OF THINGS TO IT..
IT JUST SO HAPPEN THAT I OWN A PICTURE OF MY DEAREST FACI SO HE HAS TO BE THE VICTIM FOR THE DAY..
FYI, I EDIT THIS USING PAINT.. HAHA, BUDGET..

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE IT..

RENYONG TEACH ME ONE..

IT TURNS OUT WELL, I GUESS.. HEHE..

AND FOR THOSE WHO DON'T BELIEVE MY FACI'S HOT, YOU REALLY NEED TO RE-CONSIDER NOW..

ANYWAY, HERE ARE THE TAG REPLIES..

IZMIR: I KNOW I ALREADY REPLIED BUT I JUST REMEMBERED YOU USED TO WEAR PINK BOXERS.. SO WHO'S THE GAY NOW?? HAH!!

RAJ: YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS, I SWEAR!! HAHA.. ZHIQUAN IS SO OVER ME RIGHT NOW.. YOU ALSO GAY SINCE YOU STILL REMEMBER HIM.. HEY, YOU EVEN SPELLED HIS NAME RIGHT LIKE FINALLY!! HMM, INTERESTING..

EFA: OKAY, I WILL.. AND PLEASE STOP CHANGING.. HAHA.. ANYWAY, THE NAME STILL SOUNDS CUTE AS EVER.. HEHE..

FADILLA: YEAH!! YOU AND ME ARE THE SAME.. WE ROCK!! THOSE PEOPLE DON'T ROCK!! THEY STONE!! PINK IS SO NICE YET THEY DON'T REALISE IT.. HAIYO.. ANYWAY, IS THIS HOW YOU SPELL YOUR NAME?? I JUST KNOW.. HAHA!!

LET'S PUT AN END TO THIS, SHALL WE..

I LOVE PINK, I LOVE MY BLOGKSIN..

SO BEAR WITH IT.. LOL!!

AFTER ALL, I CREATE THIS BLOGSKIN WITH DOLLIE..

I WON'T CHANGE.. UH-UH!!

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.. HEH..

NICE WHAT.. SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE ART..

AND FYI, PINK IS NOT THE GAY COLOUR..

IT'S PURPLE I THINK.. BLUEK!!

I KNOW THERE IS SOME PURPLE HERE BUT..

WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M NOT GAY..

LIKE YOU GUYS, I ALSO STARE AT WOMAN'S ASS..

IS THAT MAN ENOUGH??

HEH, JUST JOKING!!

BUT THERE'S SOME TRUTH TO IT, THOUGH..

OKAY, LET'S START A PROPER POST..

STARTING WITH MONDAY..

MONDAY I WOKE UP A LAZY MAN..

I DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO IRON MY SHIRT AND JEANS..

DID YOU NOTICE IT??

HECK CARE LAH, I WAS LATE ALREADY..

AND I COULDN'T FIND MY SOCKS SO I WORE SLIPPERS TO SCHOOL..

PROGAMMING WAS HELL YEAH!! FUN!!

YES, PROGAMMINING!! THE SUBJECT I'VE BEEN CURSING ALL THIS WHILE..

IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I ACTUALLY DID THE WORK..

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I CAN EDIT LI MING'S PICTURE.. (MY FACI NAME..)

BUT IT WAS SO FAR, THE BEST PROGAMMING LESSON..

AND JUST BEFORE THE PRESENTATION, I ACTUALLY LOST THE CODES..

I PANIC LIKE HELL..

SHIQIN CAME TO THE RESCUE!!

YEAH, RIGHT.. YOU WON'T BE AMAZED AFTER I TOLD YOU HOW SHE DID IT..

THE RECYCLE BIN!!

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT??

SILLY MAN..

NEXT TIME NAK PANIC LAGI TAK??

TAK NAK, TAK NAK!!

HAD A GREAT TIME JAMMING WITH MY MATES AFTER SCHOOL..

TWO HOURS STRAIGHT..

GUESS WHAT BREAK THIS TIME??

I BROKE THE GUITAR STRINGS!!

MIN OR APEEZ BROKE THE CYMBAL!!

THE CYMBAL!! HARDCORE OR WHAT??

BUT I STILL PREFER THE LAST JAM..

WHICH THE MICROPHONE TERCABOT..

THE MICROPHONE WIRE SNAPPED..

THE MICROPHONE STAND BREAK..

THE DRUM PADDLE BECAME SHIT..

MIN PLAYED THE GUITAR ON A DRUM!!

APEEZ JUMPED AROUND LIKE MONKEY ALTHOUGH WE WERE PLAYING A SUPER SLOW SONG!!

ANDY WHICH IS ME SANG WITH A MASKING TAPE!!

WOW, WHAT MORE CAN YOU EXPECT FROM A THREE-MAN BAND??

IT WAS ONE OF THOSE AWESOME CRAZY MOMENTS..

THE NEXT DAY... TUESDAY.........

MATHS.. BORING.......................

BREAK WAS FUN..

IT WAS ACTUALLY MY THIRD TIME EATING AT THE CANTEEN..

PATHETIC RIGHT??

I'VE BEEN SCHOOLING THERE FOR MONTHS BUT I ONLY ATE THERE FOR THREE TIMES..

I USUALLY ASK PEOPLE BUY FOR ME FOOD..

THAT DAY WAS EXCEPTION..
HANIF SUM IT UP THE BEST..

TODAY IS THE DAY WHERE ALL THOSE RARE STUDENTS GO TO THE CANTEEN..

I ATE WITH ALMOST ALL THE BOYS FROM MY CLASS..

GOOD LAH, COZ I DON'T TALK TO THEM MUCH..

SO IT WAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET ALONG..

I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CARRIED MY FOOD WITH TRAY..

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD THIS TRADITION OF THE ONE WITH TRAY WILL HAVE TO COLLECT ALL THE PLATES AND PUT IT BACK WHERE IT BELONG..

I WAS THE VICTIM, OF COURSE..

ARRGHH!!! THE NEXT TIME, I WON'T BE CARRYING THE TRAY..

BUT THE HOR FUN WAS DISGUSTING..

AT FIRST WHEN I CARRIED IT, THE KUAH ALL GO TO MY HAND..

AND IT'S SO STICKY!! SO NO CHOICE LAH, I TOOK THE TRAY..

THAT SUMS UP MY RATHER UNLUCKY DAY..

TODAY??
NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT..

EXCEPT THAT I SPENT 4 HOURS ON ONE SCIENCE QUESTION AND STILL COULDN'T GET THE ANSWER.. IT REALLY SUCKS COZ I WASTE MY TIME..

IT'S LIKE I GO TO THE TOILET TO SHIT BUT NO SHIT WILL COME OUT OF THE ANUS..

OH, INTERESTING FACT!!

I MANAGED TO FINISH THE SUDOKU ON DAMIEN'S TODAY PAPERS..

RECORD TIME.. 20 MINS!!

WOHOO!!!!!!!!!

AND I THINK GUO QI IS SCARED OF ME.. HAHA!!

I WAS PRETENDING TO WHACK HIM AND HE RAN AWAY..
HE'S A BIG BOY BTW..

THE REST ALL SAY HE MAKE FUN OF THIS JAVANESE THINGY..

THEY ASK ME TO WHACK HIM SO I PRETEND LAH..

AND HE REALLY GOT SCARED SIA!! HAHA!!

AM I GANGSTER ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISH THAT??

LOL!! BTW, I THINK THAT GUO QI IS A VERY FUNNY AND CUTE MAN..

IT HELPS THAT HE'S A CHINA GUY AND HIS ACCENT IS DAMN HILARIOUS..

HEHE..

MY EARPIECE HAS FINALLY DIED..

SO BEFORE I WENT TO SCHOOL, I ACTUALLY RAVAGED SIS'S BAG..

BECAUSE RUMOURS HAS BEEN SPREADING THAT SHE HAS AN EXTRA EARPIECE..

CHEY!! HAHA..
AFTER SOME TIME, I FOUND IT BUT WHEN I WANTED TO ZIP THE BAG, THE WHOLE ZIP CAME OFF!!

I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS THAT STRONG..

NO CHOICE LAH, I PUT BACK THE EARPIECE..

AND ALSO THE ZIP BACK AT THE THING SO THE NEXT TIME SIS TOOK HER BAG, IT WILL LOOK AS IF SHE'S THE ONE WHO BREAK IT..

I AM SUCH A GENIUS, I KNOW!!

HOWEVER, DOWNSIDE IS THAT I DIDN'T GET THE EARPIECE..

SO MISSION FAILED.. ARGHH!!

THE NEXT DAY WHICH IS TODAY IS OKOK.. (THIS POST IS MEANT FOR YESTERDAY..)
STAYED AT HOME AND WENT FOR LUNCH WITH SIS, MUM AND SMALL BROTHER AT LONG JOHN!! AT LOT1..

IT WAS GREAT BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST I WENT THERE..

I THINK IT WAS AT BUGIS WHICH THE COUNTER CREW SCOLDED ME FOR MENTIONING TARTAR SAUCE AS MAYONAISSE..

EH, I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED.. HAHA!!

BUT THE POINT IS, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I ATE AT LJS..

AFTER EAT, GO WALK2..

I GOT MYSELF MY DREAM EARPIECE..

AUDIO TECHNICA!!

IT COST ME ALOT TOO.. 28 BUCKS!!

FOR SOME, THIS MIGHT BE A SMALL SUM BUT HEY COME ON, I'M JUST A STUDENT AND I DON'T WORK..

HEHE, MARAH SEY ANDY.. MESTILAH!!

EH, CAKAP SORANG2.. GILER KE.. GUE PUNYE PASAL LAH!!

SO MY DREAM EARPIECE DIDN'T DISAPPOINT ME..

THE SOUND IS SO SOLID AND CLEAR..

I DID AN EXPERIMENT ACTUALLY..

I WENT TO THE LIBRARY AND SET THE VOLUME AS FULL..

RECEIVED SOME STARES..

OKAY, IT'S DEFINITELY LOUD!!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED..

JUST NOW, ME AND MY FAMILY ATE JACKFRUIT I THINK..

THE THING IS SO SLIPPERY..

MY SMALL BROTHER DROPPED IT WHILE HE WAS EATING IT..

ONLY THAT IT DIDN'T HIT THE GROUND..

IT GOT STUCK AND STICK AT HIS PANTS..

SO WHEN HE PULL IT, I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE DIRT ON THE JACKFRUIT..

IT IS SO DISGUSTING..

HE LOOK AT ME, I LOOK AT HIM..

SO MY LITTLE BROTHER DID THE SMART THING..

HE PUT IT AT THE SIDE AND GOT HIMSELF A NEW JACKFRUIT..

THEN I PAUTO..

OI, HABISKAN DULU LAH KALAU NAK AMEK YANG BARU.. *WINKING AT HIM*

AS EXPECTED, PAPA STARE AT HIM..

AND ALSO AS EXPECTED, HE TOOK BACK THE OLD JACKFRUIT AND EAT IT..
YUCK!! BUT THEN AGAIN, TWO THUMBS UP FOR ME.. WOHOO!!

THAT'S FOR THAT TIME PAUTO ME THAT I NEVER HANG THE TOWEL!!

LIKE THE SAY, NEVER MESS WITH THE BIG BOYS BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU CAN NEVER WIN.. HAH!!

HMM......... WHAT ELSE SHOULD I SAY..

NOTHING!!!!!!!!! BYEBYE!!!!!!!!!!!

I ASSURE YOU THE NEXT POST WILL BE MORE INTERESTING.. =)

2009-07-26T09:48:00.003+08:00

OH, WERE YOU TALKING TO ME??
SORRY I WASN'T LISTENING..
FUCK YOU LAH, LADY!!
WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU??

EXPECTO PATRONUM!! STEP HARRY POTTER.. HEHE.. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A WAND IN YOUR HAND.. WHAT ONLY.. AND WHAT'S WITH THE TONGUE, ANDY??

GOOD MORNING TO ALL OUT THERE..
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING ON A BREEZY SUNDAY.. LET'S GO TO THE BEACH!!
I WISH........
I'M KICKING MYSELF FOR LIVING IN THE WEST..
THERE IS NO BEACH IN THE WEST.. BITCH GOT LAH.. ALOT PULAK TU!!
WHERE IS THE NEAREST BEACH??
WEST COAST?? SUCK MY LOLLIPOP LAH DEY..
IT'S NOT EVEN ON THE WEST..

I DESPERATELY NEED TO GO TO THE BEACH..
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY..
I JUST FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE THERE..
LIKE THIS IS MY DESTINY..
LIKE I'M BORN TO DO THAT..
WHAT?? PICK UP RUBBISH ON THE SEASIDE??
MY HEAD!! ENJOY THE BREEZE LAH..
HEAR CHILDREN LAUGH.. HEAR MATREP SWEARING..
EH, WRONG WRONG.. NO, NO!!

ALAH, NEXT WEEK I'M GOING THERE..
I DON'T CARE!!
WHOEVER TRIES TO STOP WILL END UP IN THE HOSPITAL..
YESTERDAY MY NOSE BLEED.. *RANDOM*
AND I REALLY HAVE TO SAY THIS..
I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF WEIRD THINGS LATELY..
UNEXPECTED PEOPLE TOO..
YESTERDAY WAS WHO??

SHIQIN!!!!
OH MY GOD..
SHE WAS LIKE PRESSURISING ME TO DO RESEARCH ON CPF CONTRIBUTIONS..
AND I GOT ANNOYED.. SO I LEFT THE CLASS..
THEN OUTSIDE, I SAW DOLPHINS SWIMMING AROUND RP'S POND..
NOW HOW WEIRD IS THAT??
HAHA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THAT STUPID DREAM..

ANYWAY, THAT TIME ONE OF MY FRIENDS ASK ME TO MEET UP..
ONLY TO TELL ME THAT HE'S NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE..
ERR.......... IS THAT YOUR REACTION??
WELL, THAT'S MY REACTION TOO..
I WAS DRINKING COKE THAT TIME..
THEN I ASKED, WHAT'S UP??

HE SAYS, I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE..

THEN, THERE'S NO MORE SUCKING SOUND COMING FROM MY STRAW..
I WAS LEFT DUMBFOUNDED..
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY..
AFTER THAT, GOT A FEW SECONDS OF AWKWARD SILENCE..
SO HE ASKED..

EH, WHY YOU QUIET??

ERM, NOTHING.. THE COKE GOT STUCK IN MY WINDPIPE..
ERM, CONGRATS!! (?????????????.. I ASSUMED HE WAS HOPING FOR ME TO SAY THAT..)

HAHA, THANKS..

(WTF??!!)

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE SOMEONE ACTUALLY CAUGHT ME IN A SITUATION WHERE I CANNOT TALK BACK..
USUALLY, I HAVE ALOT OF THINGS TO SAY BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS LEFT SPEECHLESS THAT DAY..
OKAY, WE GET IT.. HE'S NOT A VIRGIN..
SO WHAT'S NEXT???

ONCE AGAIN, ERRRRRRRRRRRR......................

SO I DID SOMETHING SILLY..
I COMPLETELY DELETED THE CONTACTS IN MY PHONE WHICH I FIND RATHER
UN-USEFUL..
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO REGRET IT ONE DAY..
BUT FOR NOW, LET'S JUST TAKE IT ONE STEP AT A TIME..
CONTACTS FROM PEOPLE WHO USED TO CONQUER MY HEART..
GET WHAT I MEAN??
YEAH, THE ONLY THING THAT CONNECTS ME AND HER IS THAT NUMBER..
BY DELETING IT, I'M OFFICIALLY ELIMINATING THE LAST POSSIBLE THREAT THAT MIGHT CAUSE ME TO FALL AGAIN..
MEMORIES??
I'VE LONG DELETED IT FROM MY BRAIN..

I'M BACK TO SQUARE ONE NOW, HUH??
SO WHERE DO I GO NEXT??

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
TO THE BEACH, OF COURSE!!
YAY, WOHOO!!!!!!!!
I SERIOUSLY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT HOLIDAY!!
AND CHANGE CLASS AFTER HOLIDAY??
THAT IS AWESOME!! A BRAND NEW START!!
LET'S DO SOMETHING WEIRD WITH MY HAIR..
ON SECOND THOUGHTS, NAH..........................

FYI, THE LIGHTS IN MY TOILET WERE DOWN..
AND JUST NOW, I BATHE IN COMPLETE DARKNESS!!
THE LIGHTS WERE BLINKING EVERY NOW AND THEN..
BUT IT REALLY DOESN'T HELP.. SERIOUSLY..
I EVEN TOOK THE WRONG TOOTHBRUSH..
EVEN THOUGH MY TOOTHBRUSH WAS LIKE SHINING YELLOW..
IT WAS QUITE FREAKY LAH IN THAT SMALL ROOM ALL ALONE IN THE DARK..
I REALLY WISH THE LIGHTS WERE NOT BLINKING BECAUSE I PREFER NOT TO SEE ANYTHING..
OKAY, YOU IMAGINE LAH..
I WAS BRUSHING MY TEETH IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR..
THEN WHEN THE LIGHTS WERE BLINKING I CAN GET A FULL VIEW OF THE TOILET BOWL BEHIND ME..
NATURALLY, MY IMAGINATION WILL GET REALLY WILD!!
NOT AS IN HORNY-WILD..
IT'S SCARY-WILD!!
IRONICALLY, I SPENT ABOUT 25 MINUTES IN THE TOILET..
OTHER THAN THE USUAL 20 MINS..

DUE TO WHY??
I WAS WASHING MY HAIR AND IT FELT AWW, YEAH!! GREAT!!
COME ON, HIT ME!!
HAHA, CRAZY..
I DON'T KNOW LAH..
I REALLY ENJOYED WASHING MY HAIR JUST NOW..
WOHOO!!!!!!!

I DIDN'T REALISE HOW BUSY I AM THESE FEW DAYS..
I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO GO ONLINE OR USE MY LAPTOP..
AND YEAH, I LIKE IT!!
GO ONLINE WILL ONLY CAUSE HEARTACHE!!
DUE TO SOME UNWANTED INCIDENTS..
AND FOR THAT, LET ME JUST TELL YOU..
SEEING ME ONLINE RIGHT NOW IS LIKE HITTING THE JACKPOT..
DON'T EXPECT MUCH COZ I ALREADY HAD ENOUGH OF ALL THIS NONSENSE..
YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND WHY..
MY BLOG IS THE ONLY THING GOING STRONG..
THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN KEEP AN UPDATE ON ME??
YEAH, AS IF YOU CARE..
HAHAHAHA!!

OH, SPEAKING OF THIS BLOG THING..
2 OF MY QUITE-CLOSE-FRIENDS HAVE CLOSED THEIR BLOG..
AND BECAUSE OF WHAT??
SPAM!!!!!!!
HAIYA, THAT IS SO SAD..
WHEN WILL SOMEONE EVER SPAM MY BLOG??
HEHE.. AT LEAST I WILL HAVE AN EXCUSE TO CLOSE MY BLOG??
HMM, INTERESTING..
ON THE OTHER HAND, THAT SOUNDS SO SISSY..

OKAY, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO VISIT DREAMLAND NOW..
THE FAIRY'S CALLING ME ALREADY..
BEFORE I END, I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A CONFESSION..

PINK COLOUR REALLY TURNS ME ON..
I'M NOT KIDDING..
IT GETS ME HIGH..
IT GETS ME EDGY..
IT GETS ME HORNY??
SERIOUSLY, I SWEAR..
THUS, THE FONT COLOUR AND THE SKIN..
YOU WANT TO HEAR THE STORY??
NAH, NEXT TIME PERHAPS..

HAHA.. *YAWNS*

2009-07-21T14:35:00.003+08:00

WOAH, SOMEBODY'S BURNING IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW.. LOOK AT THAT!! WOW!!
HEHE..

ANDY IS BACK, BABY!!
NO MORE SICKNESS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT..
YAY!! WOHOO!!!
I'VE RECOVERED WELL BEYOND THE 5 DAYS THE GAY DOCTOR PREDICTED..
I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS A FIGHTER..
I ALWAYS HAD......

SO HOW YOU LIKE MY NEW LOOK??
I MEAN MY BLOG'S NEW LOOK..
NICE RIGHT??
I FOUND IT DURING MY SICKNESS DAYS..
YES, IT TOOK DAYS..
SUCH 'WOW'SKINS ARE SO HARD TO FIND..
AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM WHICH JUST MAKES ME GO WOW, WOW, WOW!!
IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT..

AND IT TOOK ME ANOTHER FEW DAYS TO FINISH UP THE TOUCHES..
THANKS TO PROGAMMING, OF COURSE..
MODIFY HERE AND THERE AND WALAA!!
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET..
LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE CHANGING MY BLOGSKIN FOR A LONG TIME..
THE PREVIOUS ONE STAYED ON FOR 2 YEARS..
THAT'S A RECORD..
WE'LL SEE IF THIS ONE MANAGE TO BEAT THE RECORD..
HMMMM....

(SORRY FOR THE BLURRY PIC.. I COULDN'T MANAGE TO GET A GOOD SHOT OF HER.. HAHA!!)

TO SOME WHO DON'T KNOW YET, THERE'S A PARIS HILTON IN OUR SCHOOL..

CORRECTION.. PARIS HILTON WANNABE!!
SHE'S KILLING ME, MAN..
JUST MY LUCK TO RUN INTO HER EVERYTIME I GO TO SCHOOL..
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF HER, I'VE BEEN COMING TO CLASS LATE..
EVERYTIME SHE WALKS IN FRONT OF ME, SHE WALK SO SLOW LIKE TURTLE..
THEN SHAKE HER BUTT, SEDUCING THE BOYS BEHIND.. INCLUDING ME ALSO..
COME ON LAH, I'M NOT INTERESTED..
I'M ALREADY LATE FOR CLASS LAH SIA..
EWW!! GET OFF, BITCH!!
SHE SUCKS LOLLIPOP!!

IF YOU SEE HER, PLEASE DO ME A FAVOUR..
KILL HER!!
OH BTW, SHE DON'T LOOK ONE BIT LIKE PARIS HILTON SO DON'T BOTHER FINDING ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE HER..
SHE JUST ACT LIKE ONE..
YUCKS, IT MAKES ME SICK!!
SO, CAPTAIN ANDY HAVE GIVEN YOU THE COMMAND..
TOTAL PARIS HILTON EXTERMINATION!!
GO, GO, GO!!
AND DON'T HESITATE!! PEOPLE LIKE THEM DESERVE TO DIE UNDER MY COMMAND!!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??

GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-07-19T18:04:00.004+08:00

*THIS POST WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PUBLISHED ON LAST THURSDAY BUT I WAS NOT THAT FIT TO FINISH IT*

THE FEAR OF SLEEPING WHEN YOU KNOW YOU MAY NEVER WAKE UP AGAIN..
THE FEAR OF SLEEPING WHEN YOU KNOW YOU MAY NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN..
THE FEAR OF SLEEPING WHEN YOU KNOW IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.................

HELLO, MY NAME IS ANDY AND I AM ERM, UNWELL..

AND SAY HELLO TO MY THERMOMETER.. MY BEST FRIEND FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS.. MY PASSPORT TO STEP INSIDE RP..

HMM, WHEN WILL I EVER BE WELL AGAIN??

WHEN YOU DRINK HOT MILO AND YOU VOMIT IT OUT, IT TASTE LIKE EXPIRED SCRAMBLED EGGS..OF COURSE I KNOW.. I HAVE EATEN EXPIRED SCRAMBLED EGGS BEFORE.. AND NOT ONCE!! SO I DISTINCTLY KNOW WHAT IT TASTE LIKE..

*IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT*

THE OWNER OF THIS BLOG IS SUPER, SUPER SICK!!

39.1 DEGREES..

I’M NOT TRYING TO ATTRACT ATTENTION OR WHATSOEVER BUT GOSH,

I AM SO SICK!!

AND 5 DAYS MC??
WHAT DOES THAT SHOW??
AGAIN, I AM REALLY SICK!! AHHH!!!!!!!!

QUARANTINE IN MY OWN HOUSE??
SUCKS LOLLIPOP!!

LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO JAM FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS..
I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK WITHOUT SOUNDING OUT OF PITCH..

BLUEK, SUCKS!!
I'VE NEVER FELT THIS SICK BEFORE SEY..

BLAME MYSELF FOR BEING AN RP STUDENT.. HINI SHIT!!

IT WAS THE WORST EVER..
AND I ONLY CAME TO SCHOOL DUE TO THE FACT THAT THERE IS TEST..

AND TURNS OUT THAT I MIGHT EVEN GET A ZERO FOR THE TEST..
IT WAS SO TOUGH!! DAMN WASTED..
I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING IN CLASS ..
I SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE DAY..
I FELT QUITE BAD ACTUALLY NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING TO THE TEAM..

REACHED CLASS AT 8.24A.M..
9.15.A.M SLEEP..
WAKE UP AT 12.05P.M, TAKE MEDICINE..
SLEEP BACK AFTER THAT..
UNTIL 3.10P.M..
OVERALL??
I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY IN CLASS SLEEPING..
HAHA, ATTITUDE SIA..

I SPENT 19 HOURS OF YESTERDAY IN DREAMLAND..
ONLY FIVE HOURS IN EARTH..
EVERYTHING FELT SLOW MOTION..
THE ONLY THING I DID NOT SLOW MOTION WAS SNEEZING..
WE CANNOT CONTROL OUR SNEEZE RIGHT..
ONCE, I SNEEZED AND MY BACK BONE CRACK SIOTS..
FUCK!! PAIN LAH SEY..
I WANT TO CRY, I SWEAR..

MY SUPERHEROES FOR THE DAY??

-LIA (FOR GETTING THE GROUP WORK DONE DESPITE ONLY HAVING TWO PEOPLE..)

-PAUL (FOR LENDING ME HIS JACKET AND HELPING LIA WITH THE WORK..)

-EVANGELINE (FOR GIVING ME YOUR EXPENSIVE HEADACHE MEDICINE..)

IT'S ONLY IN TIMES OF CRISIS THAT WE REALISED PEOPLE'S TRUE COLOURS..
ALTHOUGH I WAS SLEEPING MOST OF THE TIME, I STILL KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND ME.. AND I WAS TOUCHED..

THANK YOU, MY DEAR FRIENDS..

AND ALSO NOT FORGETTING MY DEAREST MUM FOR TAKING GOOD CARE OF ME..

SHE MASSAGED MY BODY AND EVEN TEPUK MY BUTT WHEN I WAS SLEEPING..

SHE EVEN FEED ME WITH ALL KINDS OF MEDICINE AND PILLS..

IF H1N1 DON'T KILL ME, THOSE PILLS AND MEDICINE WILL

CERTAINLY GET THE JOB DONE..
I FELT LIKE A BABY..
AS SHE WERE DOING SO, SHE FLASHBACK ABOUT MY BABY PAST..

SHE SAY LAST TIME WHEN I SICK, I WOULD PULL HER SKIRT AND SAY, “ MAMA.. BIBAT, BIBAT..”

BIBAT IS ACTUALLY UBAT.. (MEDICINE)

AND EVERYBODY CALL ME ONTOL THEN..

THE ‘TOL’ IS PRONOUNCED AS IN ‘TALL’..

WAH, CUTE NAME SIA.. BUT SO MEREPEK NAME.. NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE..

AS I WAS SLEEPING, I HAD MANY KINDS OF DREAMS..
ALL OF THEM MADE ALOT OF SENSE..
I DREAMT OF ALMOST EVERYONE IN MY LIFE..
EVEN THIS UNKNOWN GIRL FROM TAGGED APPEARED IN MY DREAM..
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW OR MET HER BEFORE..
IT'S LIKE STORIES OF MY LIFE JOURNEY..
SOMETHING AS IN FLASHBACKS..
IT WAS SCARY BECAUSE LIKE THEY SAY..
WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE THE WORLD, YOUR WHOLE LIFE WILL RUN THROUGH YOU QUICKLY..

I HAD ONE VERY INTERESTING DREAM, THOUGH..
QUITE FUNNY SEY..
ANYBODY WATCH PRISON BREAK?? HEHE..
I DREAM I WAS ALEXANDER MAHONE..
WHY CAN'T I BE MICHAEL SCOFIELD??!! AHH!!
OKAY, SO I WAS MAHONE..
EH, MAHONE VERY CLEVER OKAY!!

THE GENEREAL ASKED ME AND THE GROUP WHICH IS LINCOLN, T-BAG AND DON SELF TO GET SCYLLA..
ANY IDEA WHERE THIS WHOLE THING TOOK PLACE??
IN RP SIA!! IN MY CLASSROOM SOME MORE!!
YOU PEOPLE KNOW RIGHT IN RP WE CANNOT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT STICKERS..
THAT MEANS ME AND THE GROUP CANNOT GET SCYLLA BECAUSE WE CANNOT GO ANYWHERE..
SO WE HAD TO BREAK OUT OF THE CLASSROOM.. (THE DOOR WAS LOCKED..)
OH BTW, IN MY DREAM, SECURITY IN RP WAS SUPER TIGHT..
AS EXPECTED, LINCOLN SMASHED THE WINDOWS..
THEN HE WENT OUT FIRST..
LAST WAS ME, UNFORTUNATELY..
WHEN I GOT OUT, I FELL..
AND WHERE DO I LAND??
THE CANTEEN!!
ON MY GOD..
SINCE WHEN IS THE CANTEEN JUST BESIDE MY CLASSROOM BLOCK??
HAIYO..
WEIRDLY, I HAD THE MOOD TO EAT..
I BOUGHT SOME SNACKS AND MY YOGHURT DRINK AS USUAL..
I SAT DOWN AND OPENED IT..
THERE WAS SCYLLA INSIDE!!
I WAS SO HAPPY AND SHOCKED..
I PUT IT IN MY BAG.. WHERE DID THAT BAG CAME FROM??
AS FAR AS I KNOW, WHEN I JUMPED, I WAS NOT CARRYING A BAG..
ANYWAY, AS I WAS KEEPING IT....... SUDDENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO GUNS WERE PUT ON MY HAND..
GUESS WHO WAS IT??
NO, NOT THE COMPANY..
IT WAS TEAM ROCKET!!
THAT WAS SO FREAKING MEREPEK!!
TURNS OUT I HAD POKEBALLS IN THAT BAG..
SO NOW I'M ASH??
I ASKED PIKACHU TO COME OUT BUT THEN IT NEVER COME OUT..
MERAJOK MAYBE.. YOU KNOW LAH, PIKACHU DON'T LIKE TO BE KEPT INSIDE A POKEBALL WHAT..
THEY TOOK SCYLLA FROM ME AND KNOCKED ME OUT..
WHEN I WOKE UP, I WAS AT EAST COAST..

NONSENSE!!

MORAL OF THE STORY??
DON'T WATCH PRISON BREAK AND POKEMON TOO MUCH..

I'M REALLY OUT OF WORDS NOW..
THE HEADACHE PLUS COUGH PLUS SNEEZE IS KILLING ME!!
I WISH THERE WAS SOMEONE SMOKING HOT BESIDE ME RIGHT NOW.. *WINKS*
HEY, DON'T GET ME WRONG..
I MEAN I WISH THERE WAS SOMEONE WHO CAN WARM ME DOWN BECAUSE I'M FREEZING TO DEATH OVER HERE!!
TITANIC HAVE NEVER FELT SO REAL BEFORE..
HMM, HELP ME.......

JUST A HUG FROM ME AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY, HOR..
EMPTY PROMISES.. YOU SHIT, I HATE YOU, HOR!!
TAKE HIS HAND AND WALK AWAY.. OUT OF HERE, HOR!!
BELIEVE ME, THAT WILL BE YOUR BIGGEST REGRET HOR..
I HAVE SOMETHING WHICH HE DON'T HAVE HOR..
YOU WILL FIND OUT SOONER OR LATER.. BUT, BUT HOR..
DON'T COME KNOCKING ON MY DOOR EVER AGAIN, HOR..

IT'S TOO LATE.. TIK, TOK, TIK, TOK HOR..
GO KNOCK ON HEAVEN'S DOOR INSTEAD HOR.... HEHE, HOR..
TATA, WHORE!!

GOSH, I AM SO NONSENSESING..
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, ONTOL??
HAHA!! I HAVE NO IDEA!!
ALL I CAN IS THAT IT IS IN RESPECT TO THAT IRRITATING CINONEK..
FUCK LAH DEY.. SHUT UP, CAN??
JUST MINUS THE 'HOR' AND IT WON'T SOUNDS FUNNY ANYMORE..
THEN YOU CAN DETECT THE ANGERNESS IN ME..

ANYWAY, IT IS REALLY IRRITATING WHEN YOU SCRATCH THE PART THAT ITCH AND IT FEELS NOTHING..
I JUST CAN'T GET IT..

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?? I MEAN PARTS..
DON'T YOU WANT THE SCRATCHING SENSATION??
AND TALKING ABOUT SENSATION, NOW WHEN I PEE, I GET A BURNING SENSATION..
ANOTHER REASON WHY YOU SHOULD NOT FALL SICK..
AND ALSO THAT TIME WHEN I PASS MOTION, IT FEELS OH-SO-GREAT!! YEAH!!
IT'S LIKE THE SHIT ALL COME OUT IN ONE SWOP.. NEAT!!
I WOULD LOVE TO SHIT LIKE THAT EVERYTIME..

OOPPSS, HOPE YOU'RE NOT EATING OR SOMETHING RIGHT NOW..
IF YOU ARE, THEN TOO BAD!! JUST VOMIT LOR!!
THAT'S NOT EVEN GROSS ENOUGH..
I'VE GOT ONE MORE GROSS STORY..
THE OTHER DAY, WHEN I WAS HAVING THE FAMILY DINNER, I WAS FREAKING HUNGRY..
THERE WAS MANY OF MY FAVOURITE DISH ON THE TABLE..
I WAS PRACTICALLY DROOLING INSIDE..
WHEN IT'S TIME TO EAT, I QUICKLY TAKE THE CHICKEN AND OPENED MY MOUTH..
THEN A WHOLE STRING OF SALIVA DROPPED OUT OF MY MOUTH AND INTO MY RICE SIA!! EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I FORGET TO SWALLOW FIRST OUT OF MY ANXIETY..
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SALIVA LANDED AND I WAS TO GROSSED TO CHECK IT OUT..

SO I WAS PRESENTED WITH TWO CHOICE..
(1) JUST EAT LAH WHO CARES.. NOBODY SAW IT WHAT..
(2) FUCK YOU LAH, ANDY!! YOU THINK WHAT?? FEAR FACTOR AH?? THROW LAH!! MY GOD!!

INITIALLY, I WAS QUITE ATTRACTED TO THE FIRST CHOICE..

BECAUSE MY OWN SALIVA WHAT..

FROM MY OWN BODY..

NO WRONG IN RETURNING IT BACK..
BUT THEN AFTER A QUICK LOOK AT MY RICE, I DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT CHOICE TO MAKE.. THE DUSTBIN YOU GO, BABIES!! BLUEK, NAK MUNTAH SEH!!

HMM, I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW..
I WON’T BLOG FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS, I’M SORRY..

TAKE CARE, ALRIGHT PEOPLE.. DON’T GET SICK..
IT'S NOT A GREAT FEELING..

IT'S WORSE THAN TAPPING YOUR EZ-LINK CARD AND FIND OUT YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND YOU HAD TO END UP CALLING SOMEBODY TO PICK YOU UP..
YOU ROUGHLY GET WHAT I MEAN LAH..
TATA!!

EH FYI, WHEN I GET WELL, I AM GOING TO REWARD MYSELF BY WATCHING A MOVIE..
HARRY POTTER MAYBE??
ANYBODY WANTS TO ACCOMPANY ME??
HMM, WE 'LL SEE.. LOL!!

BYE!!!

ACHOO!!! ACHOO!!!!

2009-07-13T14:34:00.002+08:00

CALBEE MAYONAISSE CRACKERS AND STRAWBERRY MILK REALLY COMPLEMENT EACH OTHER!!

AND ABOUT THE POST I PROMISED..................

I LIED!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

2009-07-11T22:58:00.002+08:00

LOOK AT MY UNBELIEVABLY SEXY LEGS!!
WELL, DON'T GET TOO HORNY NOW..
WE DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, DO WE??HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SOCCER MATCH TOOK PLACE EVENTUALLY..
AGAINST DIVISION 'A' CHAMPIONS.. WOW!!
WE WERE NO MATCH FOR THEM..
WE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS PLAYING SOCCER TOGETHER AS FRIENDS..
THEY??
A BUNCH OF 20-30 SOCCER PLAYERS PLAYING SOCCER REGULARLY AS PROFESSIONAL..

AND WHAT'S THE SCORE AGAIN??

6-4!!!! WE LOST!!!!!!

STILL, I AM SUPER PROUD OF MY TEAM..
WE MANAGED TO SCORE 4 GOALS AGAINST THEM..
AND THAT'S AN ACHIEVEMENT..
GOALS NOT SCORED BY ME, HOWEVER THIS TIME..
I ASSIST THE FIRST GOAL..

HERE'S HOW THE MATCH WENT..
THE MATCH WAS SUPPOSED TO START AT 5..
BUT REFEREE CAME LATE..
CALL REFEREE AND SCOLD HIM, ASK HIM TO FASTER..

HE FINALLY CAME AT 5.24..
IT STARTED TO RAIN LIGHTLY..
GUESS WHAT I PLAY TODAY?
DEFENDER SIA!! RIGHT BACK..
BECAUSE THE OTHER DEFENDERS WENT MISSING..
AND ONE OF THE DEFENDERS BECAME THE GOALKEEPER..
SO NO CHOICE LAH, I NEED TO SACRIFICE..

THEN...........
DRAMA KICKS IN!!
AFTER WE SCORE THE FIRST GOAL, THEY SUBSTITUTE THEIR STRIKER FOR THIS GUY..
THIS GUY CAME IN AND SLIDE STRAIGHT AT MY FRIEND'S LEG..
MY FRIEND MANAGED TO AVOID IT..
SECOND TIME, MY OTHER FRIEND DRIBBLING THE BALL..
HE SLIDE AND MY FRIEND FELL..
THEN I SLIDE AT HIM BACK.. MISSED!!
AFTER THAT, HE RUN FORWARD AND STEP ON MY FOOT..

AHHH, I SAID.. (PAIN ONE NOT THE DIRTY ONE..)

AS I LAY DOWN IN PAIN..
THE NEXT THING I KNEW, I SAW MY TEAMMATES RUNNING TOWARDS ME..
MY BEST FRIEND, RAIMI RUN TOWARDS THAT GUY AND PUSHED HIM..
THEN OUR OPPONENTS ALL CAME CHARGING TOWARDS ME TOO..
THEN THEY FIGHT.. PUSH HERE, PUSH THERE..
IT WAS SO SCARY!! I WAS LYING ON THE GROUND AND AROUND ME WAS PEOPLE SCUFFLING WITH EACH OTHER..
YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW SCARY THAT SOUNDS..
IT SOUNDS COMICAL ACTUALLY.. HAHA!!

SO REFEREE CAME TO THE RESCUE AND ASK EVERYBODY TO MAINTAIN PEACE AND CONTINUE PLAYING SOCCER..
PEACE WAS PRESERVED..

I ASKED TO SUB, CANNOT TAHAN..
APEEZ OII SUB WITH ME..
HE ASKED WHICH GUY DID THAT, HE WANT TO REMBAT..
SUDDENLY, ONE OF OUR OPPONENTS SHOUTED..

OI, WHAT YOU SAY??!!
YOU THINK I NEVER HEAR AH??

WHAT??!! CANNOT AH??!!

THEN ANOTHER FIGHT BEGIN..
HAIYA, SO DRAMA..
AND AGAIN, THEY CHARGE AT ME AND APEEZ..
THE OTHER GUY SHOUTED..

KAW BEH KAW BU!!
LANCAO!! LAI AH!!

HAHA, I ALMOST LAUGH SIA..
HE WANTS TO FIGHT THEN SAY IN CHINESE AS IF WE UNDERSTAND..
HE CHINA GUY LAH, CAN TELL..

HE WANTS TO PUSH APEEZ BUT I TAHAN HIM.. (I WAS STANDING ALREADY AT THAT TIME)
THEN THE REST PULLED HIM..
WALAU, I COULD HAVE GOTTEN MYSELF KILLED SEY FOR LIKE PUSHING HIM AWAY FROM APEEZ.. HE LOOKS SO FUCKED UP!! LIKE WANT TO KILL PEOPLE!!
LUCKY, THE REST PULL HIM AWAY..

SO I SAT ON THE BENCH..

1ST HALD ENDED AND THE SCORE WAS 1-1..
REFEREE GAVE US LECTURE..
HE MENTIONED THAT THE TEAM WAS SUPERB AND GOOD TO BE ABLE TO MATCH WITH THE CHAMPION TEAM BUT THE ONLY THING HE HAS PROBLEM WITH IS OUR ATTITUDE..

QUOTE OF THE DAY??

THE FIRST PERSON USING HIS HANDS WILL PERSONALLY GET A RED CARD FROM ME WHETHER YOU START IT OR NOT!!

WOAH, FIERCE SIA!!
GOALKEEPERS, YOU HEARD THAT..
CATCH THE BALL USING YOUR LEGS..
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE YOUR HANDS..
REFEREE BLUNDER!!

2ND HALF I SUB BACK BECOME LAST MAN..
THEY WERE TOO GOOD FOR US..

2-1..

3-1..

4-1..

THEN, SUDDENLY WE ALL PLAY LIKE VERY SEMANGAT KENTAL!!
RUN EVERYWHERE AND CHASE AFTER THE BALL..
THE RESULT??

4-2..

4-3..

4-4..

WOW ALL THE WAY!!
UNTIL WE DECIDED TO CHANGE OUR GOALKEEPER..
WHEN WE WERE CHANGING OUR GOALKEEPER, THEY SHOOT THE BALL..
THE GOALPOST EMPTY SIA GOT NO ONE!!

5-4..

BY THIS TIME, ALL PANCIT..
ALL OF THEM SMOKERS WHAT..
SO THEY SCORED THE FINAL GOAL..

6-4..

OH, I MADE A MISTAKE..
I REMBAT THE BALL SO HARD AND THE OPPONENT BLOCK IT..
SO IT REFLECTS BACK AT ME..
HIT MY FACE WITH A LOUD NOISE..
I LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND YET AGAIN.......................
MY EYES AND LIPS WERE BLEEDING..

ONCE AGAIN, WE LOST BY THE SAME SCORE LIKE THE PREVIOUS MATCH..
WINNING IS NOT EVERYTHING BUT THE EXPERIENCE COUNTS..
IT'S GOOD TO BE PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS..
HOWEVER, I TAKE BACK MY WORDS ABOUT THEM BEING PROFESSIONAL..
PROFESSIONAL WHERE GOT FIGHT, FIGHT??
PROFESSIONAL KAPUII!!! HAK TUII!!!
SOME MORE THEY ALL MEN..
WE ONLY BOYS SEY STILL THEY WANT TO HIT US..
TSK, TSK, TSK..
SO CHILDISH!!

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT MATCH AGAINST A MALAYSIAN FOREIGN TEAM..
I WILL KICK THEIR ASSES!!
BUT I HOPE I WILL BE ABLE TO PLAY ON THE WINGS AGAIN..
DEFENDER IS SO, SO BORING!!
CANNOT GO IN FRONT AND SCORE..
PLEASE LET ME PLAY ON THE RIGHT WING, MAN!!
THEY DON'T CALL ME CRISTIANO FOR NOTHING, YEAH.. HEHE..

EH, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS THAT 'FAMOUS' SEY..
GOT SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY KNOW MY NAME..
AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT FRIENDS..
IT'S PEOPLE I COMPLETELY DON'T KNOW!!
THEY WERE LIKE ASKING WHETHER I AM ANDIKA..
HMM, THAT'S WEIRD BUT INTERESTING TOO..
HEHE..

ALRIGHT, I'M DONE..
BELOW IS THE PICTURE OF BLEEDING LEFT EYE..
I HAVE PICTURES OF MY BLEEDING KNEE AND LIPS TOO BUT YOU GUYS WILL GET DISGUSTED SO THIS IS THE BEST I CAN GIVE.. =)

ENJOY........

2009-07-11T00:42:00.000+08:00

LACKADAISICAL HAS JUST TOUCHED DOWN IN SINGAPORE!!
THEY HAVE JUST RETURNED FROM AN OVERSEAS TOUR AT THE UK..
CATCH THEIR PERFORMANCE LIVE ON NATIONAL DAY CELEBRATION!!
"IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK HOME," THEY SAID TO THE REPORTER UPON ARRIVING AT THE AIRPORT..
ROCK ON, BOYS FROM LACKADAISICA!! WASAA!!!!!

MATCH CANCELLED..

EH, MATCH RESUMED..

SORRY, SORRY, MATCH CANCELLED..

I'M VERY,VERY SORRY.. TOMORROW MATCH WILL CARRY ON..

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, DUMBASS!!!

IS IT ON OR NOT, FOR GODS' SAKES??

AIYOYO.. APEDAH..

BEFORE I OFFICALLY START BLOGGING, I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A VERY INTERESTING FACT ABOUT ME WITH YOU GUYS.. HEHE..

I ADMIT I'M A NOOB.. I DON'T UNDERSTAND FACEBOOK AT ALL!!

AFTER A FEW MONTHS, I STILL AM LOST..

I LOG IN TO MY ACCOUNT ONCE A MONTH OR ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS..

AND YESTERDAY WAS THAT RARE OCCASION WHERE I ACTUALLY LOG INTO MY ACCOUNT..

OH BTW, I FORGOT THE PASSWORD.. ONLY AFTER A FEW TRIES THEN I WAS SUCCESSFUL.. THAT'S WHY I DON'T ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO LOG INTO THEIR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT USING MY LAPTOP BECAUSE THE NEXT TIME I WANT TO LOG IN, I WILL HAVE DIFFICULTIES REMEMBERING THE PASSWORD..

SO ANYWAY, I TOOK THE QUIZ.. (I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I TOOK IT)

IT WAS CONSIDERED MY FIRST TIME VENTURING INTO THESE FACEBOOK THING..

AND I TOOK THE..

HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU FALL IN LOVE BEFORE YOU MARRY??

I SEE MY FRIEND ALL 5-7.. (I ONLY HAVE 4 FRIENDS BTW..)

GUESS WHAT'S MY ANSWER??

ERHEM, ERHEM..

ZERO!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!

I ALWAYS KNEW I HAD IT IN ME..

THAT MEANS I'M NOT A PLAYBOY..

AND I AM VERY LOYAL TO MY FUTURE WIFE..

COME ON, ZERO LEY..

THAT MEANS I WILL ONLY LOVE MY WIFE..

BEFORE THAT, I WILL HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR ANYBODY..

SO MY FUTURE WIFE, PLEASE COME OUT..

I'M READY TO LOVE YOU, BABY..

HAHAHA!!!!

WAIT, IF I AM REALLY IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY..

DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S MY FUTURE WIFE??

WOAH, THAT'S AWESOME!!

ALAH, IT'S JUST A QUIZ ANYWAY..

BUT I STILL SURE HOPE IT WILL BE TRUE.. HEHE..

OKAY, THAT WRAPS THE INTERESTING FACT TOPIC..

AND NOW, BEHOLD!!!!

I WILL START MY VERY LONG POST..

FOR THOSE IN NEED TO GO TOILET, GO NOW..

AND DO SOME WARM-UPS FIRST..

STRECH YOUR LIMBS AND EVERYTHING..

EH, NOT EVERYTHING!! HAHA..

FIRSTLY, I WANT TO ANNOUNCE THAT MY 'X' AND 'F' GRADE CURSE IS FINALLY OVER!!

FOR A START, I FINALLY GOT AN 'A' FOR MY GRADE!!
AND A COUPLE OF 'B'S.. THAT'S GREAT!!
EVEN BETTER, I GOT C+ FOR PROGAMMING TEST!!
YES, THE MODULE WHICH I'VE BEEN CURSING ALL THIS WHILE ON MY BLOG..
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO FAIL SEY..
I GOT 20 OUT OF 35.. NOT BAD AT ALL.. ALL LUCK LAH.. HEHE..
ANYHOW WRITE THE CODE ALSO CAN.. PHEW..

(PROGAMMING IS LIKE A.MATHS TO ME.. WHERE PASSING OR GET TWO DIGIT SCORES IS CONSIDERED A CALL FOR CELEBRATION..)

AND FYI, I'M WELL AGAIN!!

NO MORE SICKNESS..

NO MORE H1N1..

JUST THE OLD ANDY..

I BOUGHT A THERMOMETER FOR $10..

AND THE REST BOUGHT IT FOR $6!!

JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK!!

BUT IT'S MY FAULT LAH..

I BOUGHT IT AT 7-11..

STILL REMEMBER MY POST ABOUT LESLIE'S AWFUL SANITIZED COOKIES??

WELL, I ATE IT LAST TUESDAY.. HE GAVE ME.

HEY, I WAS HUNGRY MAN.. CANNOT GO CANTEEN THEN RENYONG FORGOT TO BUY ME MY WAFFLES.. NO CHOICE LAH, EAT..

BUT IT WAS CHOCOLATE INSTEAD OF PEANUT SO, IT'S NOT 'THAT' BAD LAH..

BUT STILL, IT TASTE AWFUL!! HAHA.. SORRY, LESLIE.. THANKS ANYWAY..

WELL, LESLIE'S LESSON WAS QUITE FUN ACTUALLY..

HE ASKED US TO ASK THE OTHER STUDENTS QUESTION..

SO I ASKED..

ANYBODY HERE HAVE A SISTER OR BROTHER AND YOU HATE THEIR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND??

WELL, THERE WAS NOBODY.. YEAH, RIGHT..

SURELY GOT BUT THEY DON'T DARE TO SAY..

THEN I ASKED..

WHO HAVE A BOYFRIEND BUT HAVE A CRUSH ON THE STUDENTS HERE??

*WINKING AT EVANGELINE*

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST KIDDING!! BUT SHE TOOK IT QUITE SERIOUSLY.. HEHE..

AFTER THAT WAS BREAK..

THAT WAS WHEN I ATE LESLIE'S COOKIES..

HAHA.. I WAS LAZY TO GO CANTEEN AH..

SOME MORE CANNOT GO THE CANTEEN THAT I WANT.. STUPID H1N1..

SCIENCE, SCIENCE, SCIENCE..

I LOVE SCIENCE!!

ALL OF US ARE SPERMS!!

YEAH, YOU BETTER GET THAT CLEAR!!

HAHA..

WE ARE CHAMPIONS, MAN!!

WE ENTERED THE FIRST SWIMMING RACE AND MANAGED TO BEAT OTHER MILLIONS OR BILLIONS SPERMS TO GET INTO THAT DARN EGG..

NOBODY TAUGHT US TO SWIM..

NOBODY ACTUALLY BELIEVED WE COULD IT..

NOBODY BET ON US TO WIN THAT RACE..

BUT WE OVERCAME ALL ODDS AND CAME OUT TOPS!!

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU GO FOR JOB INTERVIEW AND THEY ASK YOU WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT, TELL THAT TO THEM..

IF YOU GET THE JOB, YOU REALLY GOT TO THANK ME..

THAT WILL BE YOUR NEW GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT..

TELL CRAP TO A MANAGER AND ACTUALLY GOT A JOB FOR THAT..

WEDNESDAY TEST WAS QUITE DO-ABLE..

THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID FOR SCIENCE, THOUGH..

CONSIDERING I DIDN'T STUDY AT ALL!!

AND THERE WAS AN IRRITATING BUGGER SITTING BESIDE ME..

THE YEAR TWO GUY LAH..

HE JUST LOOKED AT THE SCREEN AND MAKING WEIRD NOISES..

HE KEPT SHAKING HIS HEAD AND SHOWING HIS ANDY-CAN-I-COPY-YOUR-ANSWER FACE..

EH, HE DOESN'T KNOW MY NAME LAH!! HAHA..

I DON'T WHAT FACE LAH THAT ONE..

BUT IF HE COPY MINE ALSO, HE DIE..

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO!!

I'M GOOD AT EXPLAINING IN SCIENCE BUT WHEN IT COMES TO TEST, I JUST SHUT DOWN AND TURN TO LET'S-HECK-CARE-AND-SLEEP-ANDY MODE..

IN OTHER WORDS, SCIENCE TEST.. DIE!!!

FRIDAY WHICH WAS YESTERDAY WAS THE MOST AWESOME..

I WOKE UP SO EARLY BUT NOT IN THE MOOD TO GO TO SCHOOL YET..

SO I SLEEP BACK.. MUM WAS PESTERING ME TO WAKE UP..

I SAY LATER LAH, TODAY SCHOOL BORING LAH.. (LIKE I KNOW LIKE THAT.. HAHA..)

CLASS STARTS AT 8.30..

AND I CAME AT 10.30..

REACHED CLASS ACT CUTE..

SMILE AND WAVE AT MY HOT FACI..

SHE ASKED..

ANDY.... WHY COME SCHOOL SO LATE AH??

I DON'T KNOW LAH, MY ALARM CLOCK GOT NO SOUND ONE.. I THINK THE BATTERY DIE ALREADY..

(FACI LAUGHING)

HAHA, THAT IS ONE OF THE WEIRDEST EXCUSE I HAVE EVER HEARD FROM A STUDENT..

(ANDY WHISPERING)

WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE NONE OF YOUR STUDENTS SO FAR CAME AS CLOSE AS ME..

I'M ONE IN A MILLION..

SO HOW I CAN I TRUST YOU.. DO YOU HAVE EVIDENCE??

REALLY!! OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT.. NEXT WEEK I BRING MY ALARM CLOCK TO SCHOOL.. I PROMISE I WON'T TOUCH IT DURING THE WEEKENDS..

OKOK, NEVER MIND.. HAHA..

I LOVE MY FACI!!

AS I WAS 2 HOURS LATE, I WAS LOST..

THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED TO GO TO FACEBOOK.. HAHA..

ME, SARATH AND RENYONG WAS PLAYING2..

SARATH ASKED ME ABOUT TAGGED..

I TEACH HIM.. RENYONG GOT INTERESTED..

HE EVEN MAKE HIS OWN ACCOUNT ON THAT SPOT..

THEN HE JUST CLICKED YES ON EVERY GIRL SIA!!

HAHA, THAT IS SO FUNNY!!

THE PRESENTATION WENT ON SMOOTHLY..

AFTER SCHOOL, MET UP WITH LACKADAISICAL AND FADD AT CAUSEWAY POINT..

APEEZ OII BOUGHT THE HANDPHONE NECKLACE THING LAH..

MIN AND ME ALMOST BOUGHT AN ARM GLOVE.. THAT IS SO PUNK ROCK!!

BUT, BUT.. MONEY WAS NOT ON OUR SIDE..

SO WE DIDN'T BUY IT.. NEXT TIME PERHAPS..

AFTER THAT, AS USUAL.. TAKE PICTURES..

THEN I WENT TO BUGIS TO MEET WITH SECONDARY FRIENDS..

IT WAS A CROWD..

THERE WAS..

-ALYSSA

-AMIRAH

-AMIRUL

-ANDREW

-ANDY

-HAZIQ

-IRAH

-IZMIR

-REBECCA

-ZAHRUL

AND TWO MORE UNKNOWNS..

WE WENT TO ARAB STREET AFTER THAT FOR SHISSHA..

AND SERIOUSLY, THE SHISSHA SUCKS!!

IN ALL MY OUTINGS, THAT IS PROBABLY THE WORST..

THE CHARCOAL ALSO LIKE WHAT..

NEED TO CHANGE SO OFTEN..

NO WONDER CHEAP LAH..

LAST TIME I GO THERE OKAY SIA..

BUT NOW, EEEEE!!!!

I DIDN'T SUCK IT THAT MUCH.. NO MOOD..

IT ALSO DOESN'T TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRY..

TASTE LIKE THE COUGH SWEET.. BLUEKK!!! YUCKS!!

SORRY GUYS FOR THE BAD RECOMMENDATIONS..

SERIOUSLY, I REGRET IT SIA.. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WILL CHANGE SEY..

OH,WE PLAYED OLD MAID DURING THE SHISSHA THING..

ONLY ME, ALYSSA AND AMIRAH..

AND ALYSSA WAS THE OLD MAID!! HAHA!!

THE CARDS VERY FUNNY!!

GOT

-I LOVE NUTS!! (GET IT?? THINK DIRTY..)

-MR ZEBRA CROSSING THE ROAD.. (THEY SAY IT'S MR ZEBRA.. BUT THE DAMN ZEBRA WAS WEARING A DRESS!! BLUNDER!!)

-KANGAROO SUCK SHISSHA.. (IT WAS ACTUALLY A STRAW BUT LOOKS MORE LIKE SHISSHA..)

AND MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE

-MR. RHINO HOOP-LA.. (SO I WAS SAYING.. EH, MR RHINO!! HOOP LAH!! HAHA!! FUNNY, FUNNY!!)

THE OTHER GUYS PLAYED POKER CARDS..

WE LEFT AT 10P.M AND WENT ON TO EAT AT ZAM ZAM..

THE KWAY TEOW WAS UNBELIEVABLY SPICY LIKE SHIT!!

MY TONGUE WAS BURNING!! IT WAS SO IRRITATING TO EAT IT..

NEED TO PAUSE AFTER A FEW SPOONFUL TO WIPE THE TEARS IN MY EYES..

11P.M CIAO!!

EVERYBODY SEPARATED..

ONLY ME, ANDREW AND ZAHRUL TAKE MRT..

THE REST TAKE TAXI AND SOME TAKE BUS..

REACHED HOME AT 12.37A.M..

BEST FRIEND FOR THE DAY??

ANDREW!!! HE WAS SO, SO FUNNY AND VERY COOL TO HANGOUT WITH!!

HE AND ME GOSSIP ABOUT 'SOMEBODY' UNTIL LIKE WHAT.. HAHA..

YEAH, WE ARE THE GOSSIP BOYS..

LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING HIM AGAIN..

I'M DONE ABOUT MY LIFE..

AND LATELY, I GOT SOME UNEXPECTED CALLS..

GOT FROM CHINA GUY LAH CALL ME.. HIS VOICE WAS SUPER IRRITATING..

I SAID HELLO.. HE SAY THIS CHINESE WORD WHICH I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I SAID HELLO AGAIN THEN HE SOUNDED ANGRY.. HE SCOLD ME IN (ONCE AGAIN I DON'T UNDERSTAND) CHINESE WORDS.. THEN HE HUNG UP..

SO I WAS LIKE..

MOTHERFUCKER!! CALL ME WRONG NUMBER THEN SCOLD ME!!

AND SO, I CALLED HIM BACK.. YA, GANGSTER WHAT.. ANGRY LIKE HELL..

HE PICKED UP.. THEN I SCOLDED HIM BACK.. I SAY..

HELLO!! YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER SO DON'T SCOLD ME ANYHOW!! YOU CALL ME AGAIN, I WON'T ENTERTAIN YOU!! FUCK..

AFTER THAT, I HUNG UP..

NOW HE KNOWS WHO'S BOSS..

BUT I DON'T THINK HE UNDERSTOOD A WORD I SAID AT ALL..

BUT I THINK HE SHOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO DETECT MY ANGRY TONE..

AND ALSO A BUSINESSMAN CALLED..

I WAS IN CLASS SO I DIDN'T PICK UP..

I CALLED HIM BACK DURING BREAK..

HELLO..

YA, HELLO.. WHO IS THIS??

I'M ANDY.. I THINK YOU CALLED ME JUST NOW..

SO WHAT IS IT?

ANDY? HUH, NO NO.. I DON'T THINK I CALL YOU..

WRONG NUMBER, WRONG NUMBER..

HEY, IT'S ON MY CALL LIST..

YOU CALLED ME..

NO NO, I'M SORRY..

I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW..

BYE..

FUCK!! THIS TIME I DIDN'T CALL BACK..

I WAS NOT IN THE MOOD..

AND LASTLY, IT WAS THE FUNNIEST..

IN INVOLVES SOMEONE I KNOW..

YES, SHE'S READING THIS RIGHT NOW..

YA, YOU SHOULD SAY SORRY..

I WAS SLEEPING SEY..

EH BROTHER, WASSUP!!

HUH??

BROTHER!! WASSUP!!!

ERM, YA WASSUP!!

HAHA, TOMORROW WHAT LESSON AH??

TOMORROW SCIENCE.. WHO ARE YOU?? YOU MY CLASS??

I'M SYAHIR.. (I THINK THAT WAS HIS NAME.. I COULDN'T HEAR CLEARLY COZ I WAS STILL QUITE BLUR..)

WHO??

SYAHIR, SYAHIR..

I THINK YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER.. I'M ANDY..

HUH, ANDY?

YA, ANDY..

OUH, SORRY SORRY..

AFTER A FEW SECONDS GOT ANOTHER CALL..

THIS TIME IT WAS A FAMILIAR VOICE..

YES, IT WAS YOU!! HAHA!!

I AM SO SHOCKED BY THE WHOLE THING SIA..

FIRST, I RECEIVED A MSG ASKING WHETHER CAN CALL ME OR NOT..

THEN I REPLIED OKAY, CAN..

THEN GOT CALL..

I PICKED UP..

GOT A GUY'S VOICE.. THEN HE SAY HE WILL CALL ME BACK USING HIS NUMBER..

THEN GOT CALL FROM AN UNKNOWN NUMBER.. HENCE, THE CONVERSATION ABOVE..

AFTER THAT, GOT A CALL FROM YOU..

HAHA!! YOU KNOW WHAT??

I DIDN'T MANAGE TO GET BACK TO SLEEP AFTER THAT!!

ONCE I WOKE UP, IT'S HARD TO GET BACK TO SLEEP.. HAISHH.....

YOU OWE ME ONE, BABY.. LOL!!

OKAY, I'M DONE..

I KNOW THIS POST IS URGH, SO BORING..

WELL, YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO KEEP WRITING NONSENSE RIGHT..

TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, I WILL WRITE THE NEXT POST IN A FEW MINUTES..

AFTER I BATH.. GOODBYE FOR NOW, MY DARLINGS..

2009-07-10T14:27:00.002+08:00

DARN, BRITNEY'S SONGS GETS ME HORNY!!
STOP IT, BRITNEY!! LAST WARNING!!!

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE BREAKUPS ARE MEANT TO BE HAPPY AND CRAZY!! NO, NOT WORLD WAR 2.. YOUR HEAD!!

2009-07-07T17:20:00.007+08:00

SHE SAYS HE SUCKS..
HE SAYS SHE SUCKS..
SO WHO REALLY SUCKS??
ME?? YOUR HEAD!! MY FOOT!!

*THE TWO LITTLE KITTENS..*

*PICTURE SOLO*

*TAUGE AND MUSHROOM*

LOOK AT MY RETARDED FISH!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH IS THE FISH AND WHICH IS THE KNIFE.. JOHN, JOHN..

HEY, I WANT TO COMPLAIN!! THIS IS A KNIFE NOT A FISH!! (MY FACE SO RED SIA.. I REALLY ANGRY..)

I AM OFFICIALLY SICK!! THE THERMOMETER CAN VOUCH FOR THAT.. THANKS ALOT, RP!! THANKS ALOT H1N1!!

WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT YESTERDAY??
NOT MUCH EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I SPENT..
-3/5 OF MY TIME IN SCHOOL SLEEPING

-1/5 WATCHING 'WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY'

-1/5 DO SCHOOL WORK

THANK GOD I SOMEHOW BROUGHT MY THERMOMETER WITH ME..
OR ELSE I WOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE SCHOOL..

WHAT KIND OF STUPID RULE IS THAT..
I WOKE UP WITH TWO RED EYES, A RUNNY NOSE AND A CRAMNED RIGHT LEG..

WAS I THE VERY LEAST FIT FOR SCHOOL??

NOT AT ALL!!

BUT STILL, I CAME FOR I AM A FIGHTER NOT A LOVER..

AND SURPRISINGLY, I HAVE THE MOOD TO DRESS UP TODAY..

SINCE I HAD ALREADY PREPARED IT..

IT'S ON MY WARDWROBE, JUST TAKE OUT AND WEAR LOR..

LONG-SLEEVED SMART WHITE SHIRT, GREY LEVI'S JEANS AND SHOES..

WAS I GOING TO SCHOOL OR BUSINESS MEETING??

WELL, YEAH I WAS KINDA SMART TODAY.. HAHA, AND I FELT AWKWARD STRANGELY.. NOT USED TO THE STARES.. HAHA!! SERIOUS!! ESPECIALLY THE YOU KNOW WHO..

MAMA??

GAY FUCK..

I ATE AT LONG JOHN SILVER'S TODAY.. WHEE!!

AND THE COUNTER CREW WAS SO ESPECIALLY NICE..

SHE GAVE ME 6 CHILLI AND 4 TARTAR SAUCE..

USUALLY I GET ONE EACH.. DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH MY DRESSING??

I'M NOT PRETTY SURE..

AND SHE DROPPED MY FORK AND STRAW..

I TAKE ANOTHER STRAW AND THIS TIME I DROPPED IT..

SO THERE WAS A FRIENDLY JOKE CONNECTION THERE BETWEEN US.. HAHA!!

SHE REPEATEDLY SAY SORRY.. PROBABLY HER FIRST DAY OR SOMETHING..

BUT WELL, 3 THUMBS UP FOR THE MOST TAK-PELOKEK LONG JOHN SILVER CREW!! YA, I RETARDED.. I WAS BORN WITH 3 THUMBS..

COULDN'T QUITE GET HER NAME, THOUGH..
COZ I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN AS A PERVERT..
I DON'T KNOW WHICH IDIOT DESIGN NAMETAGS TO BE PUT ON THE CHEST..
SO I RATHER NOT LOOK AT IT IF NOT PEOPLE MISUNDERSTAND..
BUT, BUT WHO CARES ABOUT HER NAME??
WHO EVEN STARTED IT?? YOU LAH!! WHAT ME, ME?? EVERYTHING ALSO ME..
GO AND DIE LAH YOU.. HAHA!!

I ATE WITH MY BESTEST OF THE BEST FRIEND, APEEZ OII!!!

AND MY FISH LOOKED LIKE A KNIFE.. SO I PLAYED WITH IT..

I HOLD THE FISH AND POINT IT AT APEEZ.. IT'S A FISH FOR GODS SAKES, ANDY!! AFTER EAT, WE GO TOILET TO SQUEEZE THE LIME..

LOOK AT THE MIRROR TO 'RE-STYLE' OUR HAIR BUT IT LOOKS THE SAME TO ME, THOUGH BEFORE AND AFTER..

APEEZ'S SIDEBURNS WAS LONG AND IT WAS POINTING AWAY FROM HIS HEAD..

THEN HE SAY..

AH, NI APE NI?? TAUGE??

HE CALLED HIS OWN HAIR 'TAUGE' SEY.. IT'S SO FUNNY!!

I STILL CAN'T GET IT WHY HE CALLS IT TAUGE..

LAST TIME I HELPED MY MUM CUT TAUGE BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW IN WHAT WAY IS TAUGE SIMILAR TO HIS HAIR.. HAIYO, APEEZ APEEZ..

THEN ME WHAT??

MUSHROOM??

HAH!!!!!!!

OUH, SORRY SORRY..

THIS WHOLE THING TOOK PLACE AT LOT1..

TO THINK I FORGET TO MENTION THAT..

I SAW EMMA, SYAHIR, NADD AND SYAZWAN AT FOOD CULTURE..

EMMA COMMENTED THAT I LOOKED 'LAWA' BUT LATER CHANGED IT TO SMART.. HAHA, WOHOO!! CRAZY..

SYAZWAN COMMENTED THAT I HAVE MORE HAIR AND HE BOASTS THAT HE ALSO WEARS THE CEKAK WHILE POINTING AT HIS HEAD.. HAHA, I DON'T WEAR IT ANYMORE LAH BRO..

THE OTHER JUST STAND THERE AND SMILED..

WOW, TODAY I MET MANY OF MY FRIENDS..

WALK HERE, MEET HIM..

WALK THERE, MEET HER..

SINGAPORE IS SUCH A SMALL COUNTRY..

SHAPE ALSO LIKE PUNAT.. (NIPPLE)

WENT HOME AT 6.30.........

AT THE LRT, I THOUGHT I SAW SOMEONE POINTING AT ME IN THIS GROUP..

MAYBE ALSO MY FRIEND, BUT I HECK CARE..

LAZY TO LAYAN.. LATER MEET THEM, TALK3 THEN NEVER GO HOME..

I REACHED HOME, PUT MY BAG ONE SIDE AND I INSTANTLY FELL ASLEEP..

IN THAT OUTFIT SEY.. THAT WRAPS UP MY DAY..

THE LRT RIDE HOME WAS UNPLEASANT BTW..

CINER + BASKETBALL = BACIN!!

SIAK, SIAK, SIAK..

TODAY I DIDN'T COME TO SCHOOL BECAUSE MY SICKNESS HAS GOTTEN WORSE..
I DID NOT WANT TO PASS IT TO ANYONE ANYMORE..
YESTERDAY THE VICTIM WAS EVANGELINE..
I PASSED THE VIRUS TO HER AND SHE'S ALSO ABSENT TODAY..
HOW DO I KNOW?
SHE MSG ME PERSONALLY TO BLAME ME.. =(

ONCE AGAIN, I LOST MY M2M MEMORY CARD.. CONGRATS, ANDY!!
I AM NEVER GOING TO FIND IT AGAIN.. IT'S SO SMALL..
LUCKY I HAVE 2 MORE SPARE ONES IF NOT I WILL REALLY HAVE TO TEAR THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN JUST TO FIND IT..

I NEED TO STOP RIGHT NOW.. I REALLY DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD..
LATER I'M GOING OUT TO MEET 'TAUGE'.. HAHA!!

2009-07-05T14:23:00.003+08:00

I'M ANGRY AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY, TRUST ME..

I WAS SUPPOSED TO JUMP OFF A BUILDING BUT I WAS TOO COWARD IN THE END.. I'M ACTING IN A SCENE LAH FOR MEDIACORP.. IT'S A LOW BUDGET FILM.. THEY GOT THE CHEAPEST SOUND CREW EVER IN SINGAPORE.. THAT GUY VERY WHAT.. SEE, EVEN THE SOUND SYSTEM THING CAN BE SEEN HANGING OUT FROM MY SHOULDER.. HAIYA, TAK PASS.. EH, I LOOK QUITE BIG IN THE PHOTO RIGHT??

THE MATCH AGAINST THE CAUCASIANS WHICH I TALKED ABOUT..
ERM, WE LOST!! OBVIOUSLY..
THE SCORE WAS 6-4..

BUT, BUT!!
TARGET WAS ACHIEVED..
I HAD FUN.. AND WHY??
BECAUSE I SCORED!! WOHOO!!
EH, I CRISTIANO RONALDO LEY..
I PLAY RIGHT WING SCORE FROM THE RIGHT FLANK..
POWER DE MAH!! HAHA..
NO PHOTOS TO SHOW SADLY..
I ASKED THEM TO TAKE PHOTOS, THEY DON'T WANT..
FUCKING PUSSYS!!

WELL, I HATE MATT.. (HIS NAME WAS ON THE JERSEY)
THAT CAUCASIAN GUY WHO PUSHED ME..
JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK!!
FEEL LIKE GIVING HIM ONE TIGHT SLAP..
BUT CONSIDERING WE LOST BY TWO GOALS IS A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT..
FIRSTLY, THEY ARE A FOREIGN TEAM..
BESIDES CAUCASIANS, THEY HAVE CHINA, KOREA AND INDONESIA GUY SIA..
ALL IMPORT PLAYERS.. SOME MORE THEIR AGE 20 PLUS!!

OUR TEAM?
A BUNCH OF 17-18 ITE AND POLY STUDENTS..
OUR TEAM MOSTLY SMOKERS..
THEN PANCIT LIKE HELL..
FYI, WE START THE MATCH WITH 8 PLAYERS..
SOME OUR TEAM MEMBERS BUSTED NEVER COME..
8 AGAINST 11!!!
REFEREE DUMB DUMB..
TOLD HIM TO WAIT FOR OUR OTHER TEAMMATES, HE JUST SAY START..
WALAU, BUT WE STILL MANAGED TO SCORE THE FIRST GOAL WITH 8 PLAYERS..
THAT PLAYER IS NONE OTHER THAN ANDY!! HAHA!!

IN THE END, WE LOST BUT IT'S OKAY..
ALRIGHT, GUYS THAT'S IT FOR SPORTS NEWS.. HEH..
SLEEPOVER AT WAN'S HOUSE WITH OTHER FRIENDS..
WATCH TRANSFORMERS 2.. I FELL ASLEEP HOWEVER..
BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPOVER WHAT..
AND NOT WATCH-TRANSFORMERS2OVER..

I HAD A VERY WEIRD DREAM.. THAT I WAS HAUNTED BY TWINS..
TO BE HAUNTED BY ONE PERSON IS ALREADY CONSIDERED SCARY..
BUT TO BE HAUNTED BY TWINS?? MY GOD..
THAT IS SO BUY-1-GET-1-FREE!! I GOT SCARED LAH, I PUSSY WHAT.. SO TODAY, I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP BECAUSE I SCARED THE DREAM WILL CONTINUE.. (I DREAMT HALFWAY BTW BECAUSE WAN'S CAT WOKE ME UP.. NOW THAT IS THE REAL PUSSY..)

I LET THEM PLAY WITH MY LAPTOP FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT TILL THE NEXT MORNING.. AND I REGRET IT!!
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO TRUST THEM..
YES!! THEY WATCH PORN ON MY LATOP!! NOW MY LAPTOP'S 'DIRTY' AND I HATE IT.. THE NEXT MORNING, I SCOLDED THEM.. MR ANDY IS DARN ANGRY!!

EH, I'VE HEARD MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE!! HE'S IN MEXICO!! SHH, DON'T TELL THE OTHERS.. HAHA, I HEAR ONLY LAH, DON'T KNOW WHETHER TRUE OR NOT.. I CRIED FOR HIM WHILE WATCHING HIS VIDEOS SHOWING HIS TRADEMARK TOUCH-MY-COCK GESTURE.. SAD, SAD..

HOW ABOUT ME AS SINGAPORE IDOL BLOGGER?? HAHA..
IT WOULD BE AWESOME, MAN..
HMM.......

TODAY, PAUL TWOHILL SUCKS..
HE WOKE UP LATE AND FORGET TO BRUSH HIS TEETH..
CAN'T YOU SEE IT SHOWS WHEN HE SINGS LIVE JUST NOW??
HIS HAIR WAS DAMN MESSY.. ME, OLINDA, DAPHNE AND TAUFIK DECIDED TO CUT OFF HIS HAIR.. SO WHEN HE SLEEPS, I WAS GIVEN THE HONOUR BY THEM TO CUT OFF HIS HAIR.. I CUT OFF ABOUT 2cm OF HIS FRINGE.. BUT WHEN THEY TURN ON THE LIGHTS, I REALISED IT WAS SYLVESTER'S HAIR!! I AM SO DEAD!! AND PLEASE DON'T LAUGH WHEN HE MAKES HIS PERFORMANCE LATER.. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.. =(

HAHA, THAT IS SO, SO COOL!!
I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT.. MAKE FUN OF THE IDOLS!! WOOOO!!!!
BUT NAH, I STILL LOVE MY BLOG.. WON'T ABANDON IT NO MATTER WHAT.. HEH!

I WENT HOME FROM WAN'S HOUSE AND UNLUCKY ME, IT RAINED HEAVILY.. ME AND APEEZ HAD TO END UP SHARING A SMALL BLACK UMBRELLA.. TOTAL GAYNESS!! IT WAS WAN'S UMBRELLA BUT I BROUGHT IT HOME EVENTUALLY.. GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH UMBRELLA I BROUGHT HOME THIS YEAR.. IT'S LIKE 4-6 ALREADY SO FAR.. MOST OF THEM FROM MY EX-WORKPLACE.. I STOLE THEM FROM MY COLLEAGUES, AUNTIE2.. HEHE, SO EVIL SEY.. BUT SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW IT WAS THEIRS.. I ONLY LEARNT IT AFTER A FEW DAYS BUT IT WAS ALREADY AT MY HOME SO.. TOO BAD!!

WHAT TO DO RIGHT??
RAINING??
I SEE UMBRELLA??
TAKE LAH WHAT ELSE??
THEY ALSO DON'T HAVE THEIR NAME ON IT??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ANDY THE UMBRELLA THIEF!! BUDGET!!

WHATEVER GOES AROUND COMES AROUND..
I LOST MOST OF THEM.. EITHER STOLEN OR I FORGET TO BRING IT BACK HOME.. EH, GOT FUNNY THING!! WHEN I REACHED HOME AND PUT WAN'S BLACK UMBRELLA AT ONE SIDE TO DRY (SO THAT I CAN 'RETURN' IT BACK TO HIM WHEN IT BECOMES DRY), I FOUND OUT IT WAS ONE OF THE UMBRELLAS I LOST!! YES, IT WAS MY UMBRELLA!! IT'S SO SHOCKING AND HILARIOUS!! SO I'M NOT ALONE IN THIS UMBREALLA STEALING INDUSTRY.. WAN DIDN'T TELL ME HE WAS IN IT TOO..

NO WONDER LAH, MY BLACK UMBREALLA MISSING.. AND FUNNY THING IS THAT I DON'T REALISE IT AT ALL ON THE WHOLE JOURNEY TO HOME HOLDING THAT UMBRELLA.. WASTED!! IF NOT I CAN SING RIHANNA'S SONG, 'UMBRELLA', SEY!!
COZ THE LYRICS GOES..

UNDER MY UMBRELLA.. ELLA, ELLA, A, A.. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH..

I DIDN'T DARE TO SING IT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IT WAS MY UMBRELLA.. AHH!!
WHATEVER GOES AROUND REALLY COMES AROUND..

I STOLE AN UMBRELLA..
I LOST IT..
WAN STOLE IT..
HE LEND IT TO ME..
I STOLE IT BACK FROM HIM..

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

HAISHH, I'M ALL ALONE AT HOME RIGHT NOW.. =(
DON'T GO AWW......
I DON'T NEED SYMPATHY, I JUST NEED FOOD..
FOR MARK.. (MY STOMACH..)
HUNGRY, HUNGRY.. I'M GONNA DIE SOON..
HELP ME!!!!!!!

OUH, SPEAKING OF FOOD..
I'M NOT VERY FUSSY WITH FOOD..
I CAN EAT ALMOST ANYTHING..
BUT NOT LESLIE'S PEANUT SANITIZED COOKIE!!
MY MUM HAVE NO TROUBLE WITH ME..
SHE ALWAYS SAY I'M THE BEST BECAUSE I EAT EVERYTHING THAT SHE COOKS..
SO MY FUTURE WIFE VERY LUCKY..
SHE COOK ANYHOW ALSO I EAT.. HAHA!!
BUT IF IT REALLY TASTE BAD AS LESLIE'S COOKIES, THEN I'LL HAVE TO DIVORCE HER..

I AM OUT OF WORDS.. AND I DON'T LIKE TO ADMIT THAT.. HAH!!
FYI, IT TOOK ME HOURS TO WRITE ONE POST..
AFTER FINISHING, NEED TO CHANGE SIZE AND COLORS ALL..
SO TROUBLESOME.. BUT THAT'S HOW I OCCUPY MY FREE TIME.. HEH!! HELPS ME TO BRUSH UP ON MY ENGLISH TOO BY WRITING SO MUCH..

BEFORE I END, I WANT TO ASK PEOPLE SUGGESTIONS FOR SONGS YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR OR YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS.. THEN I WILL PUT IT HERE AT MY BLOG MAYBE.. IT HELPS WHEN YOU'RE READING SUCH A LONG POST.. HEHE.. I'LL TRY MY BEST LAH OKAY, SAYANGS?? =)

LASTLY, WHO WOULD LIKE TO TAKE ME OUT FOR A MOVIE?
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I LAST WATCHED A MOVIE..
COME ON, TAKE ME OUT.. TAKE THIS INNOCENT PUPPY OUT FOR WALK!! ANYONE, I NOT FUSSY DON'T WORRY..
I JUST WANT TO WATCH A GOD DAMN MOVIE WITH A COMPANY TO THROW MY POPCORNS AT AND TO PUSH THE BLAME AT IN CASE I FART DURING THE MOVIE..
INTERESTED TELL ME, I'LL MAKE THE ARRANGEMENTS..
I'LL PICK YOU WITH A LIMO..
A CHAFFEUR WILL KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AND SENT YOU TO ME..
AWW, SO SWEET.. YEAH, YEAH IF YOU'RE GIRL THAT IS..
IF GUY HOW?? GAYNESS??

INTERESTED TELL ME HOR.. EITHER AT MY TAGBOARD..
OR THROUGH MSN.. IF YOU DON'T HAVE, IT'S WRITTEN ON MY BLOG ON THE RIGHT IDIOT!! THE MORE, THE MERRIER BUT MAXIMUM TWO.. THAT'S THE MAIN SLOGAN FOR THE OUTING.. OH OH, I ALMOST FORGET TO TELL.. JUST FOR SOME SILLY AND CHILDISH REASONS, I'VE BEEN APPEARING OFFLINE AT MSN.. JUST CLICK ON ME IF WANT TO SAY SOMETHING, I'M ON MOST OF THE TIME.. HEHE.. EH, FUNNY AH??!!

TATA, TARTAR SAUCE!!